Let's play a game, Usersub.
When you're out of ways to curse someone.
When a potential date asks me if i have any "special talents"...
This angers me far more than it should. Also makes me wanna not live on this world anymore.
It's my 4th cakeday, as per tradition, my first favourite.
I laughed at this for over 10 minutes today. Yes, i am rather easily amused.
Popped up on my FB feed. Made me giggle. Decided to share.
Resting Bitch Face Level: Kanye
In case you had a bad day.
Guise. GUISE! Bayonetta 3 footage leaked!!!
Got a new router today, yes it felt as good as it looks.
So they're making a "Batman Ninja" anime... if the controversy about gay marriage taught me anything, that's what happens next.
We need more lemon pledge...
When the kebab place supersizes your order juuust right
MRW my gym trainer tries to talk me into extending my membership.
I uh... what?
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.
OH MY! It's mah cakeday!
A message to @ravnicrasol
Well, TIL i suppose?
Good Morning, Imgur...
MRW my neighbour plays some loud music, but i realize i kind like it...
So i just closed imgur, opened a new tab and clicked my imgur shortcut 4 times in a row.
Shameless repost, but it's so true.
THE SECRETS OF COSPLAY HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!!!
Time to celebrate Pi Day, with the MANLIEST of all pies!
Don't be upsetti, eat some spaghetti!
50 points to Gryffindor.
Sup, Monica?
Grindr hookup problems.
I'd say that's pretty accurate.
Poke, poke, poke...
TGIF! Time to throw all the clothes off and dance like nobody is watching!
New DnD campaign, character creation. DM says to go wild. So I did.
To all the people dumping their SO's right before Valentine's Day.
Me and my friends are playing a D&D campaign right now, my realization after 3 critfails in a row.
My boyfriend tookout to dinner... it turned out to be all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
About to start the trilogy, who wants to get wasted?
I want to play a game...
MFW @catgirlsandkneesocksdiesalot gets kinky on the frontpage again.
Now this is a sport i could TOTALLY get into...
Out of fucks to give again? Here, have some of my spares, i seem to have too many.
Possibly another thing for my livingroom wall.
Ok Hawaii, I think we need to talk about your SPAM problem...
As someone who binge-watched Kill La Kill with a fiery passion, this made laugh super-loudly.
Encountered a teen mother with a very misbehaving kid while grocery shopping today... Made me miss my family's main rule to raising children.
THE EYEBROWS COMPEL YOU!!!
Playing a pirate-based Pathfinder campaign, we just got our own ship and had to make a tough choice...
Let us never forget this wonderful piece of WTF, delivered to us by the Japanese music industry.
In case of severe burns in the comment section.
Being 5'5 with a 6'3 tall boyfriend, i find myself sometimes struggling with foreplay.
Every. Friggin'. Time!
MRW i talk about hobbies with a new friend, and she proudly presents me her smutty fanfics.
After 3 years of unemployment, i just got a job offer.
I once again forgot that on May 1st, all shops in my town are closed.
Baphomet Statue unveiled yesterday in Detroit!