AlexielConstantine

68217 pts ยท January 2, 2014


Alex is: -Gay. -Sassy. (Moderately so.) -Loud. -Honeybadger-ish. -Loveable. -Honest. (Gurl, you better not ask me if yo lookin' fat if ya don't wanna hear the truth.) -A total music addict. -NOT a dancer. WAAAY too white for that. -A casual racist. No supplies there. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Let's play a game, Usersub.

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When you're out of ways to curse someone.

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When a potential date asks me if i have any "special talents"...

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Views 552

This angers me far more than it should. Also makes me wanna not live on this world anymore.

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It's my 4th cakeday, as per tradition, my first favourite.

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I laughed at this for over 10 minutes today. Yes, i am rather easily amused.

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Popped up on my FB feed. Made me giggle. Decided to share.

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Resting Bitch Face Level: Kanye

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In case you had a bad day.

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Guise. GUISE! Bayonetta 3 footage leaked!!!

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Got a new router today, yes it felt as good as it looks.

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So they're making a "Batman Ninja" anime... if the controversy about gay marriage taught me anything, that's what happens next.

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Comments 1
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We need more lemon pledge...

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When the kebab place supersizes your order juuust right

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MRW my gym trainer tries to talk me into extending my membership.

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I uh... what?

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Comments 8
Views 90

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.

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OH MY! It's mah cakeday!

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A message to @ravnicrasol

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Well, TIL i suppose?

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Good Morning, Imgur...

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MRW my neighbour plays some loud music, but i realize i kind like it...

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So i just closed imgur, opened a new tab and clicked my imgur shortcut 4 times in a row.

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Shameless repost, but it's so true.

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THE SECRETS OF COSPLAY HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!!!

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Time to celebrate Pi Day, with the MANLIEST of all pies!

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Don't be upsetti, eat some spaghetti!

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50 points to Gryffindor.

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Comments 4
Views 359

Sup, Monica?

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Grindr hookup problems.

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I'd say that's pretty accurate.

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Poke, poke, poke...

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TGIF! Time to throw all the clothes off and dance like nobody is watching!

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New DnD campaign, character creation. DM says to go wild. So I did.

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To all the people dumping their SO's right before Valentine's Day.

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Me and my friends are playing a D&D campaign right now, my realization after 3 critfails in a row.

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My boyfriend tookout to dinner... it turned out to be all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.

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Comments 6
Views 191

About to start the trilogy, who wants to get wasted?

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Comments 6
Views 134

I want to play a game...

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MFW @catgirlsandkneesocksdiesalot gets kinky on the frontpage again.

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Views 722

Now this is a sport i could TOTALLY get into...

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Views 6633

Out of fucks to give again? Here, have some of my spares, i seem to have too many.

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Possibly another thing for my livingroom wall.

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Ok Hawaii, I think we need to talk about your SPAM problem...

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As someone who binge-watched Kill La Kill with a fiery passion, this made laugh super-loudly.

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Encountered a teen mother with a very misbehaving kid while grocery shopping today... Made me miss my family's main rule to raising children.

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THE EYEBROWS COMPEL YOU!!!

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Playing a pirate-based Pathfinder campaign, we just got our own ship and had to make a tough choice...

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Let us never forget this wonderful piece of WTF, delivered to us by the Japanese music industry.

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In case of severe burns in the comment section.

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Being 5'5 with a 6'3 tall boyfriend, i find myself sometimes struggling with foreplay.

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Every. Friggin'. Time!

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MRW i talk about hobbies with a new friend, and she proudly presents me her smutty fanfics.

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After 3 years of unemployment, i just got a job offer.

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I once again forgot that on May 1st, all shops in my town are closed.

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Baphomet Statue unveiled yesterday in Detroit!

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