AbsolutelyNotADragon

24524 pts ยท February 4, 2013


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5 minutes to midnight. Can I get any love for my Spiderman pizza box?

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A little backwards perhaps?

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I thought imgur would enjoy some gifs of a kitty work out.

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Regardless of whoever emerges victorious (#teamzombies) bear in mind:

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My fiancee was part of "Run Or Dye" in Toronto yesterday, yes she's the one on the middle.

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Let's see if I can get my meat to the front page.

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Not even the fires of Mount Doom could unmake this.

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Beezlebub Thundercats. Your turn.

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Fashion brand or Sex line for depressed men?

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Looks like I've got a new job in the local chippie!

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Merry Christmas, spent 75+ hours a week running a toy shop and now I have bronchitis.

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Royal Baby

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HELLO, DAVE?

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Booker Cake

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I'm all for medical assistance...

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When it's the 29th so I'm just sitting here with my smug arse like.

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People say Brits are too mild? This is just the tip!

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Happy Friday 13th guys.

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Not sure if they know....

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