It's my cake day. Here are some pictures of my dog wearing a few of his ties.
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The milage on my car when I got home last night.
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My town uses comic sans for legal notices...
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Hang on, I saw this in a movie once!!
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My bank apparently updated their security questions for millennials.
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My school newspaper never fails to impress me with their headlines.
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Finally some good news!
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Man, people in the 60's just did *not* fuck around...
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For Thanksgiving dinner, I brought an ice cream cake.
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I remodeled a bathroom!
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We've been friends for so long...
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My dad just texted me this, my parents are coming back from a road trip, and dad takes every opportunity to bash mom's driving
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Classic Tonks...
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What makes a dodge stratus a cool car? Purple flames, that's what.
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How to tell when you're at a really classy bar.
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Going through some old posts and found this...
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Just downloaded Yik Yak. Not disappointed.
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I don't even read the articles on Reddit anymore.
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So dedicated, she stayed active a year after her death.
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It's my 5th cakeday, enjoy this small dump of stuff I've accumulated over the years.
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Every week my school newspaper prints a "Drink of the Week". This was what they published today.
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My nephew got this toy for his birthday. It has awesome engrish on the packaging.
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When I opened my fridge, this pitcher fell...and was caught by the door. Mess avoided!
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There are 2 kinds of people in the world...
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Whoever did this is a straight shooter with upper management written all over them.
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If your website does this, fuck you.
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The school newspaper is really killing it with these headlines.
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Interesting Facts
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Top comment on Pandora when The Archie's "sugar, sugar" came on.
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When I hear someone use the word "literally" 5 times in one sentence
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It appears that the fine people at Stop and Shop don't know what month it is...
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I put new string on the weed whacker...
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My University created these pins for an event they were doing.
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Cleaning out my grandparents house; found this picture of them when they started dating in 1941.
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My parents are remodeling their kitchen, we found this awesome wallpaper behind the counter
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Vote no on ambiguous signs!
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I'm drunk, and hungry...and now disappointed...
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Is toilet water really cold? I've never put my hand (or junk) in there to find out.
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Well that's just generic...MY FRIENDS HAVE NAMES COKE!!!
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No, it's cool, I like sitting at a green light. No need to make sure you can make it all the way through an intersection before pulling into it.
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I was looking for a late night snack...
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Last night I put a to-do list together for today. I had a few beers first however...
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Happy Monday to me!!
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There's drunk, and there's "I'm going to set up my own DWI checkpoint" Drunk
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Apparently the game I'm playing was created by communists
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That seems like an awful lot for 1ml of Jack Daniels...
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A friend of mine is an attorney.
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It seems like a poor decision to manufacture this product clear...
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I don't think enough people understand this.
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Every year the drive-in movie theater near me posts the exact same sign.
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Saw this bike at school; it's driveshaft driven. There's no chain.
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I was filling out an online survey and these were my options.
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Floor Refinishing
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Everyone says you shouldn't go on amazon while drunk, but the fact that I'm toasting hot dogs at work right now says otherwise.
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Home Depot is absolutely crushing the New Years sales.
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This church looks like an upvote
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Starbucks breaking down weekend vs. weekday hours.
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What it feels like opening the mobile app and having it reset back to "Most Viral, Popular"
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