90sByNature's comments

With opinions like yours, it’s no wonder you’re a nobody

It was a joke…. *eye roll*

How do you know the jerking off in front of people didn’t make him funnier?

I was hoping for one of the eight responses to say he scores a point, just to be an ass

I had to be present for all three of mine. Nope is appropriate

Asked my wife the same thing the first time we made love, then splash painted her belly.

This was my catch phrase for every party I entered during my teens. Great ice breaker

Fell off your quad? I got out of bed to quick and tweaked my back. Getting old sucks

Nah, back in the 90’s PD had the decency to wait until your back was turned. That or jump you with a whole ass squad

I wasn’t supposed to live passed 26, that was the plan. Here I am, decade later working my ass off to raise kids... pathetic

Cock sleeve doesn’t stretch your penis, it’s like a hallow strap on dildo that you put yourself into. My wife loves the studded sleeve I got

1: Learn to please w/mouth and hands. Sensual rubbing can go a long way. 2: Penis sleeve, add length and girth by wearing a cock sleeve (1)

The current Kermit is not Kermit. The voice actor is terrible at being Kermit

Sinner

Yeah, ok. Lol

He’d be so excited to be a grandad. I remember watching him get emotional over Bindi when she was a baby. Truly missed. RIP Brother

Yeah, my sons probably gonna have to get a lot funnier when he gets older.

What’s confusing about it?

Oh I’m that “Put more clothes on if you’re cold” dad. Thermostat is set at 68 and it ain’t moving

His ghost just committed suicide

Don’t stream for people. Stream because you want to do it. Otherwise you’ll burn out and give up

6 teeth at once?! Poor kid. Shits rough. One of mine had three once and I almost sold him for being defective. /s

After 12 years of marriage & 18 years together, I still get out of the shower, walk in bedroom, pull open towel and flash my wife the goods