4chanrefugee

88226 pts · April 1, 2013


so long and thanks for all the fish. i come from a world you may not understand.

Alchemy

18 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry for being solution oriented

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Have you considered getting them really drunk. Like a blackout so severe Anish Kapoor takes a litigious interest and when you think they're about to puke, roll them into the opposite of the recovery position so they pull a Hendrix?

13 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Bro, Adam Mendelssohn died of too much booty back in 1908 and is part of the reason the Federal Bureau of Ass and Tiddies exists.

13 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

#15 finally, wireless lasers

13 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. You can have a little suicide, as a treat.

19 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dropped a fifth of Cutty Sark approximately 10 feet and had it land on a poured concrete floor unharmed, right side up.

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 I feel seen <3

23 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You ever notice how people that don't die of diseases they've inoculated against tend to be in support of those vaccines? Very curious.

23 hours ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Oh hell yeah

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Hey, there was probably a nicer way to have this conversation.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fill it with a mixture of E6000 adhesive and sand?

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

>Cactus Wren

>photographed on a cactus

Yeah. That checks out.

I love the variety of birds you capture.

I am not a cat.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yo I wish I looked this good. Model's name is in the title.

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

These are great. Thank you for sharing

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can't unsee

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

„it's cool, guys. I've seen worse at work. Steve, stop hogging all the fuckin' granola, we need it for medical purposes.“

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do NOT look up the origins of that phrase

1 day ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

#11 nah, my childhood was shit. I use the meta nostalgic construct of what I imagine I would've been nostalgic for instead...

Which is somehow sadder.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Bwaaaak!

This is well constructed.

The lines are dense and really mimic the flow and sag of the feathers.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LNI! Wooooo

1 day ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Bro, his public record is pretty legit. He fights a monster naked, then beats up the monster's mom and finally when he's an old rich king, he kills a dragon in a final act before dying.

No wait. That's Beowulf. We should go read Beowulf.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the first time I picked up an STI from a marsupial, brochacho.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was never really a fan of marijuana, but whenever I caught a whiff of it in public, it usually meant I was adjacent to a good time.

Then it was legalized and it's kinda everywhere. I miss the novelty.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Maybe don't draw attention to the document where you admit to molesting your sister.

I hope you get a real close look at the interior of a wood chipper.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that the document that starts with you dropping acid and confessing to your ex about how you molested your sister?

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#12 if fairies were real, I'd hang a bug zapper over my Blackstone on a calm summer night and then wait for them to get zapped and fall to the griddle. Little butter. Little Dan-O's Original Seasoning. Flip 'em once or twice. Wait till they hit that internal 145°F. Serve on a bun topped with coleslaw.

Fuck yeah

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Like a rockhopper. I'd fuck a rockhopper up.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chicago isn't real. A pizzeria owned made it to save face after his pizzaerole entree flopped...

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#goals

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0