MRW I break 5 commandments all at once
Anatomy Diagram
Brutal
Serendipitous Dildo Postings
MRW my gal and I are about to watch Serenity..
Facing outward. Together.
I'm lovin' it
Short, Modern Love Story
Driving home from the courthouse when the divorce is finalized
MRW Watching Top Gear season 23..
Are you satisfied with your core?
Gettin' real tired of your shit, Jarl Borg.
He'd make a good Luther
"Honey, have you ever seen a guacosaurus?"
It's a play on words.
Tricking people into making porn for them
I suppose it's to get a 'leg' up on our enemies..
How does this keep happening? I'm beginning to think their quality control guys should be fired...
Conditioner
All wrong. If you must call it something, "Metric Football"; will do.
Brook Is The New Piper
In honour of International Day of Zero Tolerance to Female Genital Mutilation, I present the Go-Go's FGM protest song
Having seen people bitching about the '1st favorite' trend, I looked to see what mine was.
After watching Season 3
Goddammit, this is an intervention, isn't it?
Luke, what is the Jedi way of checking the prostate?
Take that, flathead!!
The Sentinels from the new Xmen movie scared me a little more than they should have
So now Gandalf and the Eagles is a thing, I guess
Look it up...
Blockbuster is gone, and yet this survives?
That's an odd promotion, Uber...
Parody account leads to raid
You are wonderful.. Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
MFW Orange Is The New Black returns in 6 days (Jun 6th)
Then I figured it out
Uh....ladies? They're riot police, not basilisks...
Autodidact : Highlight it, right click, search Google for ''...
First answer on the FAQ..
Perfect for getting tipsy, but get the cheese from another vendor!
Did you hear about the new user interface trick to add photos to Imgur?
Latest Sherlock episode; animals don't act. So now, imagine the casting call for aged dogs that get up slowly.
Nat Geo snake handler show follow up, lethal bite
RIP, Grandpa Simpson
Adobe Reader X. Because it is casting aside it's "slave name"
Science Oven
The manual said to use higher octane fuel if engine pings or knocks. Higher octane fuel is too expensive, & besides...
Adorable puppy dog commercial
Well, why the hell not, Windows?
Because reasons
Doesn't taste bad once you get used to it, but the aftertatse always feels like you have a single stray hair on your tongue.
IT'S AFRAID!!
She’s got a little hard-boiled egg going there...
Is tainted meat a spoiler?
You're selling a razor for $19.99? Best I can do is $5
Goddammit, Ruby. Getting SOOO sick of your shit.
The feeling after you take a really big pee
Sleeping in tomorrow, so I get to finish this
You can fucking fuck other words by fucking them with fuck!