This should be a card so I can buy it for my wife. Get on it hallmark or whoever makes cards now.
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Blurgg
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All you medics take a second before every call. It's their emergency. Credit: dansun photos
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this guy is basically a shitty 4th world despot. Michigan deserves better.
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War. War never changes.
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Here is a poor lobster, who chooses his words carefully
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Seriously guys? Why did you do this?
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Circles have no point
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Archie comics got sonic right back in the 90s
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My drunk of a dog refuses to go home.
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Hey friend
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Happy hannukah imgur, from my new family to yours
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Happy St. Patrick's day from beautiful Chicago!
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blargh, amirite?
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White hot impotent rage
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Word of warning
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Chicago!
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MFW I get on scene and the patient tells me I look too young to be a paramedic
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What's your favorite stethoscope?
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FUCK 2016, ITS OVER, THE COVENANT IS SEALED
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I had a tough shift, so I'm hoisting a few. If you are too, then
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MFW I found out Luke's father was Vader
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This is how he begs for sandwiches.
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For the good boys out there
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to those of us getting tipsy that deal with what goes bump in the night
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As a paramedic, I ran across some road pizza on my shift that I submit to LNI
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A parting thought for 2016
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cyanide and happiness dump y'all. cuz they awesome
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This bathroom door has seen some shit
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Dog thoughts
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MFW my post has zero points
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As someone that played their hames at launch, dear fsm yes
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When someone catches you blatantly reposting
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Is xfinity even trying? Oh well, go champs!
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someone just got a bath!
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I messed around with the board at work a bit
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So it looks like Josh Duggar had an Ashley Madison account
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It's been a productive day. I taught him flamethrower and sing
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Yipee kai yay motherfuckers
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MFW I try to jump on a gif bandwagon, but get downvoted to hell
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You think you can hide but
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more #ifhogwartswasanhbcu
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If you could pick any fictional person to be your roommate who would it be? I call dibs on her
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*sigh* I'll never be relevant
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First no hitter by a bearded pitcher in Cubs history!
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Fuck Trump and his like
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Bruh, my apricot doooooo
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I'm so happy to have found a gluten free variety of tea, what with gluten being rampant in tea
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Shhh, don't tell my wife that I fried these hand formed tots in olive oil
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MFW I see someone I know in weird porn but rralize I can't say anything because I have to admit to looking at weird porn
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Call your senators today!
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To my fellow medics and EMT's and prospectives. Article in comments
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Are obelisks purposely made to look like people gushers?
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Yup
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way to go texas. link in comments
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This is how my dog asks to be picked up
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MFW I realize cooking shows are shows about disposing a murdered animal's body.
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This might come in handy
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