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58721 pts ยท October 22, 2012


Sometimes you can be right or you can be happy.

Everyone should get to know the feeling of using a fresh, unbloat-wared, version of Windows. It's amazing

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for making my joke 39 minutes before I saw the post. You saved me a lot of time.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've seen the vampire one for years and I just now understood it. F me

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man. I didn't need this tonight

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this a joke? It fits waaaay to close to "Glock tucked, big t-shirt, Billie eilish"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the math and dedication of this joke. Thank you.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wtf? Well now I feel like I missed something because I liked it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thanks. I hate it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm here to water the flower" "how do we know that?" He's literally watering the fucking flowers you doorknob

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a party who hates people asking for hands outs it's oddly cool with giving him hand outs

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? Nothing like a good water boarding in the morning to wake you up

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@BotDrawA BotDrawA

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4 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

It's not the stealing part. It's knowing one jackass who doesn't need the fruit would still take every peice

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta be a suit. Robots don't walk on 2 legs this well

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So to protest pride month, 31 dudes all decided to dress the same and cram into the back of a U-Haul... Sounds a little, um, well...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totally random but now you got me thinking. Moff is a title. Would you still abbreviate it this way? I need an English major.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it tried to break it with it's beak and when it couldn't it resorted to this?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't see where anyone has said The outrageous captain okana. I always liked it

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10w30? Or 5w20

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate to tell you this. But your dog may be autistic

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Season 2 of sweet tooth looking kinda low budget

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Until these comments I was unaware we collectively dislike him. Whatever. I'm in. Shit on shit something something.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes... I'm sure it is a phone. Easier to buy something that already has internet and gps than build something new.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm not gonna recommend doing either of those things right about now

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Me too. Crazy. Other than the red hair that kid could have been me

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0