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At IKEA, we have had recent problems with some customers..
Nov 3, 2012 1:55 PM
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PeanutPirate
You have to make poop. IKEA is a person trap. Once you go in you never come out. Crap in a display toilet and they will escort you out.
Jaguarundi
Instructions not clear, built a bed next to toilet.
letsplaymanhunt
This probably wont stop some people...
MoonlitEmbrace
This reminds me of a Rugrats episode...
Solisav
This will be a real surprise for women who don't look before they sit.
spirogyra
has anyone ever thought that wheelchair signs look like a man with a massize fart bubble?
tromboningyourdad
TIL IKEA has restaurants.
cousteau
At least they use a toilet. http://www.killsometime.com/videos/7999/Woman-Poops-In-Grocery-Store-Aisle (not sure if NSFW)
PeanutBuddha
Jackass did it.
bawler54
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Hellenic91
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1136325.1344981337!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/mo-farah-memes.jpg
TheRedRat
Wait until they realize there is no toilet paper :P
Mitya
That was me when I was four
emolta
I read "DISPATCH ONLY".. Might've been a different result.
SteaminBuns
haha, yeah i may have caused 1 or 2 of those problems. Mostly 2.
rockybox
;)
HelloDarknessMyOldFriend
I tried for half an hour to find the vid of Donald Glover talking about how his friend pooped in the toilet at Home Depot, but I failed. :(
foxontherails
IDGAFF. Imma go when Mothah Nature tells me to.
Awe2Dee2
And not a shit was given
StrungShort
Suddenly: statue kids.
panicattackdragon
"it looks like a real toilet" "yeah buddy, that's a discussion for another day"
isellalcohol
My mom and I got kicked out of a store when I was 2 for me peeing in all the toilets, 8 grand later she took her receipts back to show them.
twocowgarage
I worked at 8 different Blockbusters and in every one we had to clean off poo smeared on the bathroom walls. In every damn store.
LucyndaSlattery
Were those customers from Jackass?
PetrificusTotalus
This does not deter, it just makes for a messier clean-up.
springhammock
Yeah, try finding your way to the Restaurant.
Dylanb
FUCK YOU! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
nortopip
Can't say it did not cross my mind...
lillithefrig
I'd rather not pee where I eat food.
ohas86
Danny glover was here
iamjapanman
magical poop-stealing water chair... that doesnt steal poop
downald
FLIP THAT TURTLE ON TO ITS FEET RIGHT NOW
Sugarblade
There's gotta be a poop joke in there somewhere. Something with turtle heads.
fhgurlie3000
FirstI looked for an actual turtle.Then I realized it was probably one of the pictures, so I examined the wheelchair guy (cont.)
downald
first comment in a month and blam owned that top spot hard.
fhgurlie3000
(cont.) and I thought"I guess I see it.." Then I saw the baby... Now I feel dumb
psyht
I went through exactly the same procedure :D
DidgeriDouche
we all did.