Happy Star Wars Day Dump, folks!

May 4, 2022 4:31 AM

JayDeeDubs

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The correct response

A surprisingly unchallenging wank

It's those desert suns...

Sorry for the pixels on this one.

Facts.

It's a DnD/Prequel meme combo!

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As I scrolled down to "You look like you've just seen a ghost", that exact line can up in a song I was listening to. Wild coincidence.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#28 Maybe she didn't think she could get Obi-Wan.

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Love that rollie boi

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#34 this explains why Vader is so into choking people

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 In fairness, he WAS partially digested....

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming that's character ages, because Sackoff is only 42.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#16 he got mauled by Carrie Fisher ok? Show some respect.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v I love this one!

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#37 Aztecs weren't made till 2001

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#3 Holy shit light sabers up, am I right?

4 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

Looks like a young Kim Catrall

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Bottom left is Billie Eilish. Don't @ me, bro.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Cara Delevingne.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like Elizabeth Turner

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She got some big ol titties

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So talented.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 female Luke look surprisingly like Anya Taylor-Joy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#35

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#7

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who only knows anything about gallactica trek from these memes

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 Boba's complexion was probably not helped by a lifetime in a dangerous profession, followed by exposure to metal melting stomach acids.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And Kenobi had been a frontline general of a galaxy-wide war. Stress, man. Look at Obama.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#3 Does anyone else see a bit of Jodie Foster?

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I see ScarJo in the upper left.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bit, yeah. Lower left also reminds me of Chloe Moretz.

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Getting slight Ana de Armas vibes from lower left

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see Billie Eilish

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Often at night when I'm home alone

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm getting a dash of Cara Delavine myself.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the third panel especially.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see Sweet Dee. Especially top right

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 very fitting to use the SWTOR UI for this

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It should've ended with her tongue being gone, but oh well.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh fuck. Something just awakened.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Rather unrealistic reaction by him, I'd say. He wouldn't want to fight her anymore after seeing her do that.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Lol his expression is definitely "oh shit, am I into this?" ?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is there a sauce... For science...

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Mr and Mrs Sith (no really)

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#30 This is so bad, but so funny, hahahahaha.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Say what you want about prequels, I think they're decent and look at all the memes they gave us. Sequels are just boring unmemeable shitshow

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*grabs popcorn*

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think it's because the Prequels still had a plot direction they were going in, while the Sequel Trilogy was aimless.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28 Remember, about a week after this scene, and after he confesses to going FULL Columbine on the Sand People she decides to marry him.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

EVERYONE talks about how fucked up Anakin was, nobody ever talks about the fucked up shit that Padme was clearly into.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#41 It's Jizz. Space clarinet is used to play jizz.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see your female Luke and raise you one lady jinn /a/e8b4Mi6

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Okay you got me, I fold!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#32 Before tumbler has a field day with this Jango was canonically cis. He just didn't want to risk any complications for his progeny.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see how jango being cis has anything to do with him being pinnochio. is pinnochio trans or something? cause NGL that'd make sense

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk people make wild claims about his character like hes celibate or asexual or somthn else that shouldn't matter about his character

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is pinnochio a trans icon*. he himself isn't trans, but his whole story is him wanting to be a real boy, so he could totally be a trans icon

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

no.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@imflukeskywalker i’m sorry ?

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Bad luck to be postin cringe.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Jizz, they were playing Jizz.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, I too share that cursed knowledge

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some real quality sith in here. Saved. My first catch of the day.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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#34 "I've managed to suppress almost all of the [Star Wars prequels],
except the 'I can never be involved with you, Anikin, and to prove >>

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it, I'm wearing the cover corset from FUCK ME NOW magazine' scene."
-- James Nicoll, rec.arts.sf.written

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even during a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, women still give aggravatingly confusing mixed signals.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not defending the holiday special at all, but Mark Hamill had been in a pretty serious car accident shortly before filming that trainwreck.

4 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

Lies, it was a motorcycle accident!

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Or maybe it wasn't? I'm confused.

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#16 Accident happened on January 11, 1977, with just a few pick-up shots left to do before "A New Hope" was finished.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Doesn't help they picked the cheapest VHS they could get to film things on.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's true, but even his hair looks like a bad wig in that shot

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And Carrie Fisher was drunk for pretty much the entire duration. Or coked up. Possibly both.

4 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Both. She talks about it in her biography

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Do you have the title, good sir? I may have found a birthday present for a friend in this case.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She has 3. I think it was "Wishful Drinking"? Also this: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2010/oct/12/carrie-fisher-cocaine-star-wars

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Veru much obliged. I shall see about getting it. My friend is an even bigger SW geek than I am. It's perfect.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I may have gotten the wrong title

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah he bashed his face on his steering wheel wasn't it?

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

He lost control trying to negotiate an off-ramp, car tumbled, went off the road, he fractured nose and cheek.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yep, it's the reason the wampa scene in empire exist. To explain why his face looks diffrent

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