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You are a lizard Harry
Jun 14, 2013 8:46 AM
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dixlap
OH, AND ZOMBIES.
allitorr
Is the NSA going to come after us?
allitorr
Is the NSA going to come after us?
whiskeynovember
See you soon- NSA
CillianTheWriter
Easier way of doing this: "Hey bro, can I fuck with the sign?" "What do you wanna write?" "Expect dicks ahead." "hold up, lemme help you.."
FemaleRanger
I once saw "Ninja Smurfs Ahead" and then it changed to "Bazinga" and I always just assumed it was the crew mucking around.
PoweroftheCrimp
Step 4: Go to jail.
KaBaKi
Step 4: Cause someone to die in a crash because they didn't know about ice on the road, or workers ahead.
Berethian
IIRC this no longer works.
YerALizardHarry
Never has my username been so relevant to the caption while being so irrelevant to the image.
Carson799
...wtf?
SANDPAPERFISTFUCK
Hahaha oh my god this is amazing.
Rumplepump
I don't understand why the caption says that.
Mikeydagooch
Thank you op! You've definitely done this before!!!!
EmilioBarajas
You truly are a gentleman and a scholar
Rowpan
If step 1 is "Hope you find an unlocked one," this can't really be called a hack.
Benderama
Hmmm a sign in my town stating there is free crack would be fun.
YourGodAbove
Sounds like something I'm gonna do when I hit 50 and I give no more fucks
XamarlVarax
How to re-post an image, part 2: the results.*
creepin
dat caption
lovechildofgarybuseyandnicholascage
Yeah, I'm a bit curious as to why no one else seems to be mentioning this.
catspin
Yeah, who the fuck needs to know if there's ice on the road?
polf
Not necessary, but it good to know. That way you can disable traction control and shift down in advance to have full fun.
stedlieye
Thirsty travelers with warm sodas.
Milkybarkid33
but does this work on uk signs?
SugarWaterPurple
What are the legal ramifications for doing this... because I just might be interested! haha
UptownWitch
I was thinking of this the other day. Thank you for being in my brain.
Branch68
actually loled
alwaysupvotesclass
The looks on the drivers' faces who weren't alerted about the ice and then crashed must have been PRICELESS!!
SANDPAPERFISTFUCK
I tried doing this once when I was really drunk but I couldn't remember the steps. The password is usually written on the back of the pad.
ulinepro
DIPY DOTS, the ice cream of the future?
lovechildofgarybuseyandnicholascage
Gah. I tried those the other day. That is not ice cream.
FreeHighFivesBro
Man, I remember seeing this when I was in 6th grade... Never actually tried it
deftpwnz
God damn... I remember seeing this post back in '11
CaptainRedHat
you mean back in like '08 or 09?
CrabWallet
two years may be a little short for "back in"
melwil
Yes, my great great grandfather too enjoyed this post in 1911.
HowardtheDuckthe1986filmnotthecomicbook
The Mayans predicted this back from... thousands of years ago.
Tratosian
Dinosaurs did not see it coming though.
HowardtheDuckthe1986filmnotthecomicbook
Isn't that the reason why they went extinct? To warn us about this? I'm probably wrong tough, probably
FartedWhileMakingUpName
"Back in '11"?? Did I miss a few years or decades?
bob7777777
me too
funkjacket
I remember when we used to have to rewire the signs past the DMZ... The Viet Cong had the entire river booby trapped...
unattended
yeah this is very old and most of these devices now have giant locks on the panels as a result.
StringVariable
Next up: how to open giant locks.
welcomestranger
'11? Keep going freshman....
Vattilega
Involuntary Manslaughter!
duckshooter
Don't drop the soap
kkus
Prison rape jokes are not funny!
KaBaKi
Are so..
Lionskull
they are kinda funny.
kkus
They'd be funny butt..
kkus
my backdoor is exit only.
PaidInCash
My friends and I actually tried this, got chased by council workers for about 400m
jeryjesuitical
I like how you measured the distance.
herpaderpaboom
400m is all the Union allows them to run
Popchipsandabar
WELL YOU WOULD RUN 400 MILES, AND YOU WOULD RUN 400 MORE, JUST TO BE THE MEN WHO'D RUN 400 MILES TO get the fuck away from council workers.
entropyrat
I just can't stop laughing at this.
wolfshades
Thanks for ear worm. This is *all* that'll be playing in my head for the rest of the day. Also: +1 for the laugh!
RIPFuturama
*400 Meters Mr.President.
SorryThatsTheLionKing
400m. As in meters or miles?
FaceOfBeaux
I LOVE YOUR USERNAME!!!!
SorryThatsTheLionKing
Haha! Thanks. My fave movie and show, all in one!
PaidInCash
Meters. 400 miles? Really?
SorryThatsTheLionKing
Just making sure. It wouldn't surprise me to hear miles here, because some police have nothing better to do.
IlIIllIIl
I often have nothing better to do, but I still don't think "Hey. I'll run 400 miles".
SorryThatsTheLionKing
This is how just woke ip me thinks. And I wasn't sure literally running or being chased in a car running.
Didyouevertrytohugtheskybehindyourhead
Miles. They lost sight of him somewhere in China.
SorryThatsTheLionKing
400 miles and I'm barely in a different state.
MySecondAccount
Bitch please. 400 miles is a trip home and back for me
Didyouevertrytohugtheskybehindyourhead
Point taken. No clue where you are. I'm in Australia. 400 miles and you haven't left the sheep station.
SorryThatsTheLionKing
America. Of course. Who else automatically thinks miles over meters? Damn Imperial system.
MrFats
So how illegal is this? I can afford maybe a minor charge, but I'm not going to prison for this shit lol.
karlthatkillspeople
im more worried about being caught in the act. honestly, who would know if i changed it after the fact?
ArkadyDarell
A friend in high school got arrested for placing a "keep left" sign. Only got a 2-week suspension because under 18.
angelalansburycansolveanymysteryin30minutesorless
just keep the original message on a second page. now funny, still informative. win-win.
angelalansburycansolveanymysteryin30minutesorless
no idea of the legality of it, but it wouldn't hurt my conscience any.
TiberiusClaudiusCogidubnus
Wear gloves.
mooseablethenok
VERY illegal, and the laws vary from state to state. It's anywhere from criminal misdemeanor to full blown pound-you-in-the-ass prison.
thepuppet
Quick, find the law student.
ilikedogsandspaceships
I dunno, but TIL "DIPY DOTS"
MrSomeguy
I don't get it?
FaptasticFingers
So much, this.
ImGonnaGetAShortUsernameBecauseImNotAnAholeLikeOtherPeopleHere
...stupid xDD I'm too tired for this crap, internet stranger.
Shockrates
Criminal mischief, most likely. That's a fine. Unless, as stated, somebody gets hurt.
doxielover19
dont get caught bro. this in fact really really bad to do. but somehow. wants to do it like right the fuck now!!!!
CrabWallet
Doesn't really matter how illegal. They'll charge you out the ass, and then you have to pay for a lawyer, so not worth it.
ISeriouslyLookLikeGoku
It's a felony because it creates liability on the road, even if there's not an incident.
knightsoftheimguriantable
A guy in Florida (I think) was sentenced to 2 years because he changed them to "Nazi Zombies Ahead" and it caused some accidents.
8302
Honestly, I love it here but we have some real morons.
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
It's a vandalism charge, which can range from a misdemeanor to a felony depending on prior convictions and collateral damage caused.
sovetskysoyuz
Not sure about vandalism, there's no actual damage or destruction happening. Seems more like mischief to me.
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
I see your point. I'd actually seen an article involving the "zombies ahead" where they'd been charged with vandalism but I can't find it...
PleaseDoNotThrowHandsAtMe
...now. Probably depends on mitigating circumstances and state/local precedent.
rvleshrac
Messing with electronic road signs was one of many things redefined as "terrorism" under PATRIOT.
JHansi
Running shoes and dark clothes, friend.
ChloeIGiggle
And gloves...
rvleshrac
Road signs? PATRIOT makes this a terrorist act.
MeaganIsGreatish
Its ONLY illegal IF you get caught. DURR
topherdude27
If... if is good!
MeaganIsGreatish
Indeed =]
Nerdyohyoumeanawesome
Hercules! :)
WolvenLore
Seriously!!!! I saw that post and I'm like, "Oh God! Please! Don't miss this chance at a reference to my favorite movie!" You didn't fail!!
TheBlueLeopard
If it's not locked, I'm not sure how illegal it could be. If you found a calculator outside and wrote 8008, you couldn't be arrested.
CrabWallet
Probably shouldn't go to law school
mbender415
This is a higher level of tampering though
Keep6
just like if there was an accident, and the police found out you hacked the sign, you can be liable to pay all expenses because of the crash
Keep6
but if someone gets in an accident if they die, then you'd get charged with manslaughter or a murder charge.
jaskey
5. You forgot 5.
DirtyImmaturePottymouthedSmartass
80085, of course
DianNaoChong
Yeah I mean, if I leave my house unlocked, its alot less illegal for you to break into it.
deekat
Not less illegal, but in court you're going to look pretty stupid for leaving it unlocked and it's less likely to end harshly for the thief.
DianNaoChong
Do rapists get lesser sentences because the women dress scantily?"Its not my fault,she was asking for it!" Your line of argument is a joke.
murlokotam
..her chastity belt was unlocked.
celebfanforwin
well if someone dies from you changing the sign from "huge hole ahead turn back" to "carry on nothing to see" they might be able to charge
keveron
Actually l'd ol
spermdragon
what if they change it to "huge whore ahead turn back"
ataulm
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22887138
realifelemon
What... What is this...
celebfanforwin
well that i don't know they're still saving lifes... but then they're slandering that woman standing at the huge hole.. could be sued
spermdragon
but what if the huge hole is in the huge whore, then you'd still be telling the truth.
celebfanforwin
well then you'd be ruining her business and her pimp would come kill you... the risk is too great
celebfanforwin
murder or attempted murder
espasmato
No. It'd probably be reckless homicide.
icallpeopleJack
Only a manslaughter charge unless you wanted* to kill someone with this.
celebfanforwin
aye and maybe a decent prosecutor could say they did it on purpose with the goal of killing
idratherbesleeping
murder with the intent of being funny
megawac
reckless endangerment
espasmato
Reckless homicide
celebfanforwin
or murder... dun dun dunnnnnn
donmcc
Almost certainly not murder ... they would have to prove intent. But probably involuntary manslaughter.
celebfanforwin
there was intent though they changed the sign.. 3rd degree murder i think? no if not i don't mind we're talking on the interwebs ha
donmcc
No, you have to have intent to kill someone. Not intent to do something stupid.
espasmato
Most likely reckless homicide.