KrullTheWarrior
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Nov 29, 2018 7:51 PM
KrullTheWarrior
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TrapsAreIllegal
#1: in what?
dreigon
Microsoft office
A4A4
to many of these
Net05
mute button... but I like stopping the bomb before it hit 0. Now I'm cursed with the knowledge I could have stopped it from the start.
ireadabooktoday
Boyfriend just took the whole speaker out of the microwave instead
TheBigCheese93
akdude
unsure if these are legit or not
BlanKitt
Same, but want.
Duraxis
I knew I should have turned the nendoroid into a meme
drewcrosby
#15 I went into the kitchen to check mine, and when I got in there, I remembered my oven doesn't have a glass window. smh
MissSparks
Honestly.. laying in bed and I can't for the life of me remember if mine has one or not.
chikichikiyei
My microwave is in spanish, what number should I use?
ProperWeirdo
Dos
Epileptickitten
Para español oprima el dos
Falos
porque no los dos
lastfairdealgonedown
Wait for the beep then you’ll get the operator
BluPenguin
Press 1 first for english, then press 2.
FirePrinceZuzu
¿Porque no el dos?
bolshevik09
¿2?
gooblegobbleoneofus
MS DOS
Beckdel
5d1x654fsdf29
Did that on mine. Started a 2mn program.
Beckdel
Haha I guess not all microwaves, mines whirlpool
ElbowPasta
**immediately called CRV friend** COME ‘ERE! CHANCES ARE THERE’S AN UNDERCOVER TABLE IN YOUR BOOT!
optimusgoose
All fun and games till someone airdrops their dick
SayHelloToMyLittleWaitWhatDidYouSay
The conditioner stuff is true. Just did it this week and restored a favorite cotton tee that got into the drier by mistake.
Kuyaikariii
Whats the reddit thread?
goaldigga
#13 why'd they stop!? Mine is '11 :(
3Davideo
Alt-F4 terminates any running or halted scripts in most modern browsers.
SincerePlatypus
GripLOG
RelevantForOnce
#1 if you're reading this and it's in lower case, then op is full of shit
PatternsinChaos
Well, TIL that my laptop is not a Lenovo. Thanks @OP
fartbiscuit
TavoreParan
true story - i used to be a supervisor at a call center that did support for lenovo thinkpads - around the time they started adding this
TavoreParan
feature to their business line of laptops (the ones that run 3,000+ dollars. i had a guy call in who had bought one, and gotten some unfun
TavoreParan
programs installed from some sketchy adult websites. he called in, fucking FURIOUS. once i got the full story out of him it turned out that
TavoreParan
he had taken the laptop to best buy and they told him they’d have to completely wipe the computer to get it clean. him being an idiot, he
TavoreParan
decided he could do it himself, and because the laptop was “waterproof” (note - actually “water resistant”) he took it home and put it in
MADFOX
snoogans671
Even the Lenovo only works if you keep the laptop level. Tilt it and you’re still fucked.
theslowestsloth
Wait, then how does water comes out??
snoogans671
It drains out holes in the bottom. If it’s not level though, it misses the holes or runs out of the channels and gets on the boards.
Martecles
SincerePlatypus
Apple doesn't give a fuck either. Not even sealed
Atomic2
Yup, I have only seen this on lenovos personally. Sample size: 4 modern laptops, 2 lenovos, 1 HP, 1 Asus.
Deformedbaby
TIL there's something useful on my shitty Lenovo laptop
KLUSTENATOR
Yeah but the conditioner one? Put some water in a filthy tub and let it sit for 2hrs to unshrink a short? Aintnobodygottimefordat!
ParryLost
I feel like there might have been easier ways to find out that you could have tried first.
PatternsinChaos
I agree. Bringing the water to the laptop was indeed a hassle, should have chucked the ol' thing into the pond.
kli0pOOO23
#1 doesn't exist :( Keyboard shortcuts https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/12445/windows-keyboard-shortcuts
lesbianwholovesbeerandcheese
Yes it does. But he forgot to mention you have to highlight the text you want to change. Then shift F3
GroundZer0
It's ok, at least your data isn't being sent to the Chinese government.
Velina
didnt know tue last one thanks now i can see in my oven, finally
JAFIOI
BRB, I'm off to pour a beer into the keyboard of my ThinkPad!
boringwaste
JAFIOI
Sorry for the delayed update. My new laptop is working great.
iwinyoulosebutkeepchecking
#3
Rayfasa
I like when some of these are fake and you breeze by it, then go hey, wait a minute. Lol
AdmJota
Are there real ones mixed in there?
MichaeIScott
Almost all are real
Vesane
The airdrop one is almost real, except instead of memes it's malware and threats
Qrisu
shift+3 works in Word!
PatrickFancyPants
My car does the unlock thing... Honda civic
syntaxxor
My Civic will unlock all the doors, but I don't think it opens the windows.
PatrickFancyPants
Same.
TaintStabber
The zipper one is a lie. I just spent like 5 minutes in front of my family playing with my zipper muttering "Oh that one is bullshit."
TaintStabber
My fiancee's pants zipper does lock but mine doesn't. Damn you Old Navy.
W92Baj
They lock but pointed down, not up
ProperWeirdo
Plenty of zippers do lock
Morg729
Why isn't the microwave thing printed on microwaves?
thetallestninja
Didn't work on mine
ThrowAwayAcct0000
While pressing 2 did not work for me, it did lead me to read the panel on the interior with instructions. Microwave is now silent! Woohoo!
pandro
WHAT WERE THE INSTRUCTIONS
ThrowAwayAcct0000
There's a button called "user pref" and I had to press 4.
BlindMeach
And what, If like me, it only has a dial?
Atomic2
Dial it to 2 and hold it there!
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
What does notarize mean?
Davidtakethatoutofyourmouthrightnowyoungman
Notaries check your official ID, watch you sign something, then stamp the document w/ their credentials to verify that it's really your sig.
ClydeTheBelovedBandit
Like a witness? Or a Qualified witness?
Davidtakethatoutofyourmouthrightnowyoungman
Sounds similar to a qualified witness, but a notary also holds a license from the state. I'm not sure if a qualified witness does too
Davidtakethatoutofyourmouthrightnowyoungman
They also record your address and title of your document in a ledger, and have you sign there too in case a comparison ever needs to be made
meatpudding
Shift-F3: Find in page
ZCadavericci
Also Control F
etherbunny41
So it's not a magic un-cap function?
Vesane
It is in Word
meatpudding
Maybe in some other program
BackslashMforwardslash
Word processors. I just confirmed it with Libre Office.
kittiesgiffiesandmorekitties
BackslashMforwardslash
A successor to Open Office. It's free.
Hurlerontheditch10
Lenovo. Can confirm it does NOT have that feature!
DrColdWolf
NOT all the models, they ususally put it on their big Thinkpad lines
sponlapp
Not ALL?
SpikeSpiegeil
Lenovo ThinkPads have them drain holes.
7357
Can confirm. My ThinkPad has them. They're marked with this icon https://cdn.geekwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Thinkpaddrain1.jpg
zsefvgb
Like others have mentioned, I think it's the newer think pads. My 4yo w541 has them
Kuhmeister
It's in some business line laptops, from Lenovo, Dell and HP, the Lenovo yoga doesn't have them I don't think
infoadLifter
The yoga that we buy at work uses them. I real
TheMightyElk
Technology for 18 years and a masters in technology and I never knew about #1
WellThatsOriginal
I've done it on accident a couple times. Could never recall what keys I was pushing
515XIX
I think they forgot to add the part where it only works in MS Word or the like.. Cause in Firefox it brings up the quick search..
FirePrinceZuzu
In LibreOffice Writer, it cycles between all caps, capitalised initials and hmmm all not-caps.
nevadajim
I’m gonna try that airplane bathroom door this. Watch the expression of the person in the bathroom when I bust in!
gamesthatiplay
I've seen a kid do it on an airplane so much he was forced away from the lavatory by the flight waitresses.
Icomeheretoprocrastinate
@nevadajim: busts through airplane door Person taking a dump:
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xcopperx
Bust in what
TrolleyDolly
That’s how flight attendants catch smokers and other trouble makers. Also how we INOP a toilet when we wanna reserve it for ourselves ;)
sponlapp
AgentKGB
Remember to yell OH YEAHHHHHHH!
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
Pretty sure the air marshall will have an issue with that.
gamesthatiplay
I saw a kid do it on a flight 3 times in a row. There was no air marshal, instead the flight waitresses sternly had the kid get away.
circlebreaker
*vicious beating by Air Marshall intensifies*
LokeGroundrunner
And now you are a sexual predator.
HotCarlWinslow
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AliBarber
It's how the staff get in when there's an emergency
Nomelicious
Can confirm. Was on a flight where a guy had a heart attack and died in there and had to lift the door to open it from the outside.
Lakih
Also how they lock the bathroom doors for take-off and landing.
MyCatHasDiabete
I work for a major credit card company, we definitely do not offer extended warranty or theft protection for the crap people buy
ZCadavericci
What about rental car insurance?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Visa user here, I've used theft protection several times. I use the rental insurance every time I travel.
whitevfute
Alot of australian credit cards do, but you have to have like the gold version of their cards
BulletinYOurnanus
Just received my new card in switzerland and it does hace all the features exposed in the post
MisterYukon
Visa does this. One of the reasons why I'm still their customer.
twozerooz
My MasterCard had both.
nolittleplans
You must work for discover
Atomic2
My Chase Sapphire card does. I've used extended warranty on an iphone I bought as well as insurance when a rental got broken into.
magneato
Love that card
miraculouslystoned
Costco Visa has this.
DasKaras
I love the built in table in my CRV. It's great when you're camping.
angiemew
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UrGonnaNeuralizeMe
The Chevy HHR has it too
DjangoUnChainedAgain
Ditto!
estcstbi10
I am saddened our CRV did not come with this feature
Azmerth1
These actually came out prior to 2000, I had a 1998 CRV that had this :)
theyallcallmefeebz
My ‘98 CRV had one, too. Best car ever.
catwilsonaz
I love crap like this in vehicles. There was a GMC I believe that had a built in air compressor that would be super useful.
paramedicnotadriver
My wife's Envoy had that. Super useful for swim toys and balls because it came with the adapters. The hose reached all 4 tires too.
z0mb13k1ll
I have a 99CRV from Japan and it has that table too. There's even a hole in the middle for an umbrella!
ireadabooktoday
First car was a 2002 handed down from my 3 siblings. There was a collection of memories stored under that table
FirePrinceZuzu
And in the backseat.
StankhaleesiGrandmotherOfFerrets
Depending on the year, the space *under* the table is watertight and can be used as a cooler. Don’t drive with ice in it though. Slosh!
ikillcats
I was buying a car, looking different brands, and came to find that secret table. It skew all my comparisons
mynameisnotphoebe
The day I accidentally came across the one in ours was a good day
jkarmill
Definitely hoping to find this in my 2006 CRV tonight!
ImprovedLoungewear
Dot CRV table
JonnyBasterd
jkarmill
Omg guys I'm so sorry - I haven't looked yet. I'm sorry. It's because of the way that I am.
thatguyfromny
It's been over two hours already. Do you have one or not??
airen
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jkarmill
Ok everyone 6 months later I finally checked today and YES MY CRV HAS A PICNIC TABLE
urustai
Now I want to check my eldest aunt's CRV...
UpvoteButton
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SkateSewLove
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ijustwonamathdebate
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justLookingFromDetroit
Congrats on the math debate (?)
RachelDeegs
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AirplanesTurnMeOn
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RVAALLDAY
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momjeans92
DON'T LEAVE US HANGING MAN DO YOU HAVE A TABLE
Seminole4ever
He tabled the quest earlier.
nolittleplans
Get out
Seminole4ever
Sadly leaves Imgur as directed.
Zaire0
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kennelbreach
Dooooot
THEOTHERUPVOTEFAIRY
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nolittleplans
Dot
mufasa1028
Well?
sear3489
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purplekittenskittles
Doot
2graves
That's a real thing?
DrPepper523
Honda Elements have a similar thing. It's the lid to where the spare tire is, but not all of them came with the legs. Easy to make some tho.
VirginSurgeon
I just asked my coworker who has a 2006CRV. He confirmed its true
dogmatix
I have a 2001 crv and use the table regularly. It's awesome.
G3ff
I almost bought an 06 when I was shopping just for the table.
MakinItRain
I'm pretty sure my 97 cry had one too
nolittleplans
Why you cry for a whole year
BorgaSmorg
Yea! Families do it all the time out here, in the summer especially. Tents are popular, RV's not so much. Bring wood and marshmallows.
BorgaSmorg
>_>
MeAnd2Bs
Yes, but not all of them have it.
axiomatik
They all did originally.
Fejerro
I kept it when my 2004 CRV got totaled.
josh2
We still have 2 around the house from CRVs before they got totaled
2graves
Huh, I'm car shopping and that's in my price range
2graves
The table that is, I'm poor