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Donald “The Father of IVF” admitted in a FOX “news” town hall, that he didn’t know what IVF was until earlier this year.
Trump first said: "Oh, I want to talk about IVF. I’m the father of IVF, so I want to hear this question."…
Then after babbling on for a few minutes went on to admit
"So I got a call from Katie Britt, a young, just a fantastically attractive person from Alabama. She’s a senator, and she called me up like 'emergency, emergency' because an Alabama judge had ruled that the IVF clinics were illegal and they have to be closed down. A judge ruled, and she said, friends of mine came up to me and they were, oh, they were so angry. I didn’t even know they were going, you know, she, they were, it’s fertilization. I didn’t know they were even involved in — nobody talks about, they don’t talk about it," Trump's answer began.
Yup, nobody talks about what IVF is… it’s a mystery… (I personally thought it stood for “Iguana Vacation Festivals”)… it’s all very “hush-hush” top secret stuff… But dingus went on to explain…
"And I said, explain IVF, very IVF, very quickly. And within about two minutes, I understood it," Trump said, adding that he told Britt, "We're totally in favor of IVF."
Explain “very IVF”… very quickly in one sentence, using simple words because he’s got an extremely short attention span and isn’t very bright.
But yeah, the Father of IVF there doing what he does to all his kids… not knowing anything about them for decades… well except the the one he openly fantasizes to his staff about porking.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna175940
scrampster
PLEASE tag this stuff with something obvious and specific, like "Trump". I've already voted (mail-in CA for the win). RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL AND LET ME FILTER THE ORANGE TURD.
fartharder
Headline: bullshitter bullshits
beesleep
pretty basic concept that shouldn't take 2 minutes to understand. 2 minutes is a long ass time. that's like 4 TV commercials. should be able to figure it out much earlier than that.
Sebastopol140
And the bullshitter keeps on bullshitting.
MxMenagerie
I hate absolutely everything about him, but that stupid little Double Fisting Two Cocks dance he does drives me especially insane
dixxienormus
IVF needs a tosser, but not one like him.
CrossedKeys
That tracks.
TresusIbor
Did he trip and fall into a fucking freshly stained deck?
SeldonCrysis
For the love of god and all that is holy. Please keep this weirdo out of the White House.
Lepidopterous
“I’m the Father of IVF. Now watch what it looks like to jackoff two donkeys at once.”
McPuffinStuff
somethingsomethingwittyhere
You know what? He's probably right on the "Nobody knows more about debt than I do" part...
darkomen203
He's doing the bukake dance?!!
mirria
Dave Bautista said that he was jerking off giraffes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGxwn_N9DtE
HairyChairstepper
LoquaciousDude
tag your politics please
cuttysark
so, just add it to the list of lies he tells
barstr7
Trump is so stupid that we can't even begin to comprehend the amount of stuff he doesn't know. I just realized he thinks all illegal immigrants are criminals because US immigration services 'paroles' them after vetting them. He thinks it's the same as people getting parole from prison. Like how he thinks political asylum is the same thing as a mental asylum.
CallMeMcGyver
In some press conference in 2016 he was babbling about about drug smugglers using coyotes to smuggle drugs… it was pretty clear he thought they were using actual coyotes, not the people called “coyotes”… the White House scarecrow claimed he was misunderstood and he didn’t think it was actual coyotes, which pretty much confirmed he thought it was actual coyotes.
HoChiMinge
He thinks it means Intrusive Vaginal Fondling.
FlintNorth44
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
Par for the course, that is the absolute grossest way to say that.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
I'm sure he'll tell us he invented hamburgers and hit 8 under par when he was 6.
languex
I'm Very F*cked!
UsedToBeAPilotButNowImJustSomeGuy
*checks* Nope, his supporters still don't care
CuntCrotchula
In.... virtual... vertilization... very complex thing, you know, most people have never heard of it, but i know a lot, probably more than anyone else, and you know, some people are calling me the father of ivf... (i had an aneurysm while typing this and am now dead)
Freeasabird2015
McTaco
My IQ is two digits and I vote for you
FlintNorth44
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
How is this man doing well in this election? He is so painfully dumb and a pathological liar.
Pikkupanda
Katie Britt is a vapid Stepford Wife but it’s disquieting that the only thing Trump can say about her as a Senator is that she’s attractive.
He’s so gross.
LawFiveGuy
I'm not surprised he doesn't know anything about IVF, I am surprised he can spell it. What really bugs me is that he continues to creep to new levels by always saying things like "...a young, just a fantastically attractive person..."
vanishinggirl
Everything is visual for him so the first thing that he sees becomes his mental picture for description- they even had to use pictures to help explain things to him in the daily briefings when he first took office. He obviously has some form of learning disability.
dorenavant
It’s like how Kari Lake kept calling IVF, ‘UVF’ in the Arizona State debate. She did it three different times! https://news.yahoo.com/news/oops-kari-lake-says-she-025635932.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFAn7Pkrd3MqfcfbpJB5Szo63IJpNI3slo6WW7yHQwQ8DKY_9CfWK-nH1MtkNXzlXEoOFVHXRXNwiFdIWQQ-dWn9CSoZAl3xlg3Ka3835MwJh1I3SeElZ8uX4bHr10lpE8CUC8BJA8mwh9QEkUz2ofVN13QWfuWOJmxxyxcAGE8N
sakasiru
That's obviously more important than that she's a senator.
wheresthehill
Ivy F… some woman his confused brain may have recollected.
charhan
I have a picture of the two holding hands.
mateo25024
I have a picture of him groping her.
KidShenck
He had to pay for her abortion.
megalodonburi
No no no... She's the illegitimate love child. Ivy Fitzcheeto.
Eleshar24
Donald, cumming secretly into the underwear of underage girls on your perverted TV pageants is not IVF.
Sebastopol140
TresusIbor
Appropriate reaction. Fuckin...christ.
charondaboatman
Fucking hell. Wtf.
FlintNorth44
Eleshar24
There you have it, IVF!
TheRutabagaUprising
JFC...🤢🤮
AyatollahBahloni
I'm sick of the face. I'm sick of the voice. I'm sick of the bullshit. I'm sick of that arrogant "victory dance." I'm sick of the narcissism, the crimes, the sexism, the racism, the hate, the utter fucking stupidity, the incompetence, the lack of qualification, the mockery of our allies, the whole damn enchilada. For the love of Bholanatha, vote Democratic in November.
blaghart
voting democratic did nothing to get rid of him last time. Until he's in prison for the rest of his life he's never gonna be "gone"
SmashedYourGlasses
He so god damn lazy.
ObviousPidgeon
Unless you’re a Trump supporter. Then vote in January.
MxMenagerie
Victory dance? Nah that's his "I'm jerking off two dudes at once" dance
2Soon4Baboon
I'll do that dance if he loses... and I'd do it to 2 guys if it helps Kamala somehow.
HelpTheWretched
That sounds like a victory
HufflePuffPuff
My deathnote has him at the top of the list. After that it’s just the list of world billionaires.