You'll put your eye out, kid.

Jun 30, 2026 10:07 PM

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Gimme dat.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

I dunno why, but this goes into my "Politics" folder...

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For those curious about it, that's a G4/G5 Professional Telescopic Aluminum Alloy Slingshot Auto-Loading Bow, or 弓械者 G5 自动上弹弹弓.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's like 'Dennis the Menace' grew up to be an engineer.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Okay that's pretty cool.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nice prototype. Easy to design, build, add test, but not very ergonomic. Needs a wider fork and longer bands for more power. Add the wrist support and this could be a legit weapon.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That magnet is going to wreck your exit velocity and your aim.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Dunno, the guy who created the original seemed to fuck a lot of shit up at a decent range.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking tactical slingshot

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Malcolm Gladwell talked about how Goliath was actually the underdog vs. David. David had a ranged attack and Goliath was basically a tank

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Goliath was slow and mostly blind, his entire schtick was intimidation, he wasn't going to win against anyone with half a brain.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Let me show you its FEAtures

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

and it shoots balls 6 feet? anything else?

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

To be fair, that's about as far as my balls can shoot on my best day.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Interesting idea, but that band barely pulls back, and the forks barely go up.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gunslingers! TO ME!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is this legal in Scandinavia?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 3

Seen afterwards...

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Looks awful to actually shoot. A simple wrist rocket would be 10x nicer to use.

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yes

2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Funny story, only because it sounds like an urban legend or myth, or a story "Someone told me of a friend of a friend who heard of a person who...".
My grandfather actually did "put his eye out" with a bb. He got hit in the eye with a bb when he was a kid. His pupil wasn't round anymore, it bled into his iris, he could only see light and dark out of it, and he (obviously) had little to no depth perception. My dad said it made playing catch or anything similar hilarious growing up.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ill take a modified one

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hey Mr. Wilson!!!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Useless. Can't aim.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So, who reloads the cartridge?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ship it back to Guangzhao and they refill and return within 6 to 3478 business days

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$265 for a complete set on Autofling, or you make a somewhat similar yourself. All you need is a 3D printer, rubber-bands and a few other, more or less, easy to find things. https://makerworld.com/en/models/2561813-automatic-children-s-slingshot-multi-shot-children#profileId-2822765

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

For $225 you could get a Kel-Tec P17 instead

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Clearly this is not a firearm, so the comparison doesn't exactly make sense, does it?

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

all you need is a 300 dollar 3d printer....

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

doesn't this eventually magnetize all of the metal balls?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need that in my truck for... reasons...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess the only thing good about this, is it has a semi less than lethal setting.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your results may vary.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, a slingshot that requires fukkin magazines of specific ammunition launched by proprietary parts to be of any utility.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Much the same as any other weapon then ?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

... Normal slingshot?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming your point resides in the repairabillity of a 'normal' slingshot to which my retort is

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a mild difference between the repairability of a well-established weapon platform and... whatever this is...

Do you know how many companies make parts and accessories for Armalite receivers?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh look an ad…

2 months ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 9

For probably some dropshipped item

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No link, no logo... No way to buy it.

Sometimes people just show off things they think are cool.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Often, these types of posts are edited later, after they’ve hit the front page, to include a link. Not necessarily saying that’s what’s happening here; this could be a sincere “I thought this was cool” post. But I also wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a link to some sketchy Temu-knockoff website added in the next couple hours.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

All that said, after looking at the poster’s history, I think this is legit, and not an ad-bot.

But “add a link later”, or an alt account just happens to put one in the comments, definitely happens.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of those fancy ads where there’s no product logo or details on how to get one.

This looks like the one that’s still in prototype phase. Plenty of knockoffs, but they don’t work very well

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Someone usually "coincidentally" knows where to buy them and provide a link. Surely not an alt-account or anything

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

And this… alt account. Are they on the post with us now? Because usually they appear after an hour or two.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but it worked because I want one.

2 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

They are like $400

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't want one that bad.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chrono?

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Stealing dis. Ayla performs Charm. 😜 sweet Crono. Ever need help I was a walking start guide for my friends before the https and Google box was a thing.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Careful, or I'm going to have to waste a Mega Elixir to heal from that level of dad joke. And since I’m a Dad. My contribution. Hmm cough clear throat. That joke is so old it makes Spekkio look like a toddler. 😂

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Between this and the video on Salute Your Shorts I watched earlier, I'm having a serious nostalgia day

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah.
$10 at Walmart gets one of these ⤵️which is not only better (note the wrist strap, supporting a full-arm pull without wrecking your thumb), but also never jams/malfunctions to load, AND can use anything for ammo.
I've shot rocks, pennies, beads, pinecones, chunks of wood, CDs and even arrows from a wrist-rocket like this. And the bands are like $3, and take maybe 5min to put on.

2 months ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 7

Nothing like a classic

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They sell wrist rockets at Walmart? I haven't even seen one of these in at least 25 years. That's wild.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come to Montana. Our Walmart sells a literal arsenal of guns too.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you’ll get what you pay for. This was peak technology in the 80’s, but they’re basically muskets at this point

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

My brother in law still hunts with a musket.
Simple, especially for weapons that need to be dependable, is a feature. I'd take the '80s slingshot any day vs the gimmick machine shown in the original post. Do you even see how convoluted & messed up the band system on that is?! The ammo clip needing to be slotted in the correct orientation; and when the magnet in the sling gets dirt shavings all over it (as all magnets do)..?
Simple FTW.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The magnet is also brittle and risks cracking from those impacts (the ball bearings touching it directly) and then violently releasing them and decelerating. It's eventually going to disintegrate.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’ve been following this specific build for a while, and most modern slingshots are far more powerful than a shitty wrist rocket because as it turns out, material science didn’t stagnate over the last 40 years.

Your brother in law sounds like a fucking idiot

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shishkabob sticks, firecrackers. Marbles, grapes, etc etc.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My mom got us these for Easter one year. The cops took em day 1

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Should have added some explosive propellant for your 2nd Amendment rights. 🤦‍♂️

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

🤔 next time

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cautionary note, the wrist brace can make a slingshot illegal in some places. Some legal codes use that as the line across which it becomes a hunting weapon or a prohibited/dangerous projectile weapon.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This man zombie apocalypses

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A more reliable method of launching new satellites than spacex

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That'd be damn impressive, considering spacex has successfully launched more satellites than anyone else, much as i hate to admit it.

Now a more accurate comparison would be vs Bezos' penis rockets.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There's also a matter of aiming this I suppose, in all likelihood, it will just hit an existing satellite.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Damn right in the feels, I had this exact same slingshot when I was a kid I mean down to the exact colors and everything

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they make way better slingshots now though

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the radiator from a 1997 Datsun?

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Sure the Datsum is small, but unless it's like my-pecker-small, it probably won't fit, sorry.
Now using the Datsum AS A TARGET, well that's an entirely different story! :D

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love the concept of a wrist rocket; in terms of weight, ease of use, and versatility, it's really an astonishing weapon. The only downside seems to be the rubber bands. How long do they last in use? And how long do they last in storage? If a small, easy to carry set of replacement bands can make the thing last through 60 years of frequent use, then... shit, I might just have to update my zombie apocalypse kit...

2 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Here's the stainless steel pint glass I was firing at from various distances. I hit it a few times from 50 feet with random rocks. If your ammo is consistent, it's easier to improve accuracy. Rocks can kind of veer off course. I learned by shooting frozen grapes back in the day because they were cheap and biodegradable. I'll carry a bag of steel shot if I am shooting a target. This is one odd thing I'm incredibly good at lol

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know a guy who collects acorns; has jars of 'em. They won't hit as hard as steel shot, but they'll hurt. And they're consistent, plentiful, and, as you noted, biodegradable. And even if you do use steel shot, at least that is, in theory, recoverable; it's not like it's going to break like an arrow or be spent like a cartridge.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right! Yeah the steel shot is mainly for target practice with a backstop of sorts. Acorns are a great idea though

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just shot probably 400 some rocks of various sizes from a fresh set of bands during my back country camping trip, and only stopped when I noticed some slight tearing on one side. I've had this slingshot since I was 9-10 and I feel like I've replaced the bands less than 10 times in my life, with sometimes years between use. So yes, add it to the apocalypse kit!

2 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

They're just latex rubber surgical hose, easy to buy.

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Before the zombies….

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Buy 30ft and store it. You'll be fine.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It does deteriorate over time though.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless your projectile hits the mount arm, impacting the band as well, they last for multiple seasons.
All through my childhood, I had barely a handful of band changes. But I abused the hell out of mine - rock impact marks, drops down the hillsides I was hiking, poor storage, stretching the bands too far - being a kid with it.
A responsible hunter could keep a band going for years, probably; and the device itself for a lifetime most likely.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can do a lot of damage to a flock camera with one of these.

2 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

So can a sawzall... allegedly

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just remember to leave your phone at home, preferably with someone using it to give plausible deniability

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't drive there, take a nondescript bike or walk, wear a mask, no unique clothing, cover tattoos, & leave no digital evidence of your actions.

OPSEC is essential to a successful resistance.

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