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He stroked out or something and had to be taken away.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486
Jul 26, 2023 7:22 PM
KamikazeGerbil101
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He stroked out or something and had to be taken away.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486
DarthWaiterSE
I don't think it was a stroke; I think another one of his horcruxes got destroyed.
alyssaaac
He is looking pretty rough in that video…and that’s saying something
thomn8r
comm link from China went down
Jaggededges113
Duuuuude. You wanna talk about paying it forward for the longest streak? I'll throw $10 right now to punch him in the face.
Easykehl
RPCharImages
What... What the fuck just happened? He literally just stared off over everyone's heads until that guy caught his arm and got his attention. He didnt even know where to stand... I work in a carehome in the UK for respite & palliative care, this man shouldnt be in a government position, he should be at home.
DarkRedCape
Just fucking die already.
VCJunky
thanks very much for sharing the clip
Blackfinity
Really looked like the right side of his face (mouth especially) was paralyzed there. Might have been aphasia brought about by a TIA.
Fargus57
It looks like they just propped him up until the end of the conference. Such a compassionate bunch.
db629
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
He’s only still around, because satan keeps kicking him out of hell for trying to take over
Mostlydeadpool
Someone found his soul jar and almost escaped with it before the golems crushed him to pulp.
PetricusGaming
Die
BeerFueledAdventurer
Mitch McConnell needs to... you know what, I'll settle for "retire," I'm trying to be nice today...
HelpTheWretched
YouEatYellowSnow
YeastInfectedWhiskerBiscuit
I hope the fucker goes out like Professor MN Vijayam did on live tv. Just freeze and watch his eyes roll back into his head and just die in an instant.
Totallynotarealbear
maybe he had a sudden attack of conscience...... HAHAHAHAHA
jraef
"OMG... what have I done?"
Slickdoodle
I think Reddit has a /r funny subreddit.
PostalHeathen
I was about to check the 'Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet' Twitter page, but apparently you need an account to view stuff there now. -_-
SteveMND
Another of Musk's "brilliant" ideas to boost sales, somehow. But I gotcha:
Rathan5
*crosses fingers, readies party favors*
Canadoug
Just die already Mitch.
nope999999
I'm ok with him sticking around as long as he just does nothing but suffer from here on out.
QuicklyThisWay
Thresholdpush
Dialtone...
Eucrow
Beautiful
Thispostisaboutacat
Tots and pears you shriveled waste of a human being.
Elnauriel
I was just thinking, if I was sick I think I'd prefer someone send me tater tots and sliced pears over thoughts and prayers. Sounds like a better deal for me. =)
oldradios19772000
Please explain to me what that means. Because I'm sure it's hilarious
rollotherottie
pure evil that will be replaces by someone worse
azgrak
Worse, well that’s terrifying to imagine. There is a county in his district where 95% of residents are on some form of government assistance.
replicantx
But hopefully dumber and less "effective".
inkswitch11
Be great if he dropped dead still
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
I hope he becomes a vegetable
inkswitch11
me too a potatoe
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
But hopefully less competent at the evil. Maybe a Master of Evil instead of someone with a Doctorate in Evil.
smashole
kindpanda
Hopefully more of a GED of evil e.g. Boebert
Comon42
Maybe one that failed the GED of evil a few times first.
LeroyShabazAli
komododave
Associate Art Degree evil.
RetrogradeLlama
I never wish anyone bad health. But I also don't lose time being concerned about people who are evil when they do become troubled. He's not the Devil, but he is one of the Devil's Agents.
Thresholdpush
I'm certain he'll shed this husk & be reborn in an equally repellent form.
TheGrubinator
I mean, Karl Rove is already working behind the scenes to bring about the downfall of humanity.
Eucrow
@BotDrawA Mitch McConnell in his true reptilian humanoid form
BotDrawA
@Eucrow Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "vinyl sticker of Mitch McConnell in his true reptilian humanoid form, in style of Magali Villeneuve"
BotDrawA
@Eucrow Here's your drawing of a "Mitch McConnell in his true reptilian humanoid form"
Pielover3000
We need term limits
jmharmon80
As a Kentuckian I am sorry this pos is still in office, sorry guys I vote and try to get others out. On a positive note, here there are enough trump supporters that hate him soo much they would rather not vote than vote for "Moscow Mitch"
iusedtodream
That's not reassuring.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
You mean he wasn't suffering from a stroke during that speech and he didn't die? Pity.
SteveMND
Okay, we'll make a deal -- how about the Dems retire Feinstein if the GOP retire McConnel?
RockKickass
Sounds like a win win
HandoB4Javert
thegoodowl
Not a fan of the turtle but damn, watching that was uncomfortable. Plz retire homey
Slickdoodle
You spelled "Wood-Chipper" wrong.
superpaul79
Which word was supposed to be "wood chipper"?
Slickdoodle
I didn't include "Fed into" because I figured it was obvious. Oh, the word was "retire". Read as "Fed into a wood-chipper". Though retire works for G rated movies.
CaviaPorcellus
Soon™
ViscousCousCous
I have a whole fucking party planned for when that zombie finally dies.
WoeToHice
thebigbaka
™
Akule
They've been preparing since 2021. https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/politics/ky-general-assembly/2021/03/29/kentucky-lawmakers-nix-veto-mcconnell-backed-senate-vacancy-plan/7055091002/
nope999999
Kingstonboy
Soon, he will have a person that he whispers to and they will tell the world what he says. I've seen this in other time-lines twice.
simplefishy
Not soon enough
ActionJohnnie
Xtra soon
Ialwayslookhungover
About 20 years late
PoopSammich
It should be a federal fucking holiday when it happens
Sonicschilidogs
I'll take a personal day off work to get drunk and high and volunteer at the nearest turtle rescue center
Sticklebrickk
TimTheEnchanter01
If he died right now, he will have died accomplishing almost everything he set out to do. He will have lived a long comfortable life. His influence will affect the US for decades to come. Fucker won.
StraightToCatFolder
Yes. He was very successful at being evil.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Tell me when he's dead. No other condition matters because he won't give up his seat until he's in the ground.
Slickdoodle
I don't know. It might be better if he just slowly turned to dust in office. If he's lost the ability to coordinate the dirtbags, having him just sitting in the chair is better than replacing him with a younger dirtbag.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Nope, I want him to die a mortal's death. Falling down the stairs or something.
Madalchemist2018
else very tall to land in a woodchipper freshly lubed with lemon juice. @Onlyhereforthelaughs It looks like Imgur cutoff the last half of your comment so I finished it. This App is buggy sometimes.
bourbonandbaddecisions
METROlD
He literally just froze on stage while speaking into a mic. It was couple hours ago I think. For a good solid 10-15 seconds. It looked like he was having a stroke, or sudden dip in blood pressure, idk he just froze. I thought he was going to fall over, they ushered him off stage. That ghoul should not be representing the people. His brain is no longer functioning as a cohesive adaptive system.
CelestialSea
When he left the stage he could barely walk. Also he seems to have lost a LOT of weight in the last year or so.
oskar4498
You guys ever see videos of Strom Thurmond in his 90s sitting in his seat in the Capitol looking like he'd been dead for 3 days?
YesButMaybe
I stumbled across this clip of that moment (
Tumescentpie
I hope he has a stroke.
Zestykitten
I've gone through 5 interviews to get a new job all to make sure I'm qualified but yeah this seizing old fucker can control the country. Makes total sense
Immycatsdad
It was most likely a TIA, a kind of mini-stroke
unsubstantiatednonsense
TERM LIMITS!
SybilCrawley
He's a bit & the person with the remote was probably just responding to a tweet and wasn't paying attention.
forte10
Maybe he filling his diaper. Very hard to talk when pissing/shitting yourself in front of people. So I've heard, anyway.
Afterlife666
Or he just shit himself.
Arbitrarynamehere
I hope there's a hell just so he can burn in it. Fuck him, idc.
blainetog
Maybe he was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future and saw what an absolute piece of shit existence was awaiting him in the afterlife.
WoodHandle
Not sure his brain ever functioned by doing anything other than nothing.
Leaveittojebus
Drop in body temperature, as a cold blooded reptile they had to take him outside to sun for a bit to get it back up.
HIVp0sit1ve69
alcaray
An un-functioning MM is probably a better and less destructive choice than whatever Republican was chosen for minority leader after him.
undeadhobo
Its so cool that our government is a hospice care for people who can ruin millions of lives with a signature
GreatOdinsTaint
Congress is a taxpayer funded hospice center for the corrupt to squeeze a few more bucks out of the American people and into their estate before they drop dead.
AtmaDarkwolf
can? U mean DO!
Totallynotarealbear
republicans: *crickets* meanwhile joe biden stutters and hes a dementia riddled old disgrace.
Kittynomnoms
Not to mention all the videos they edit to make it look like he's confused and wandering around being senile.
cybergeek
Good news: he hasn't been "representing the people" for at LEAST the last 30 years.
ensensu
Yay, nobody move, nobody touch him, just get out your darkest foundation, drown him in it and call the cops saying there's a strange man on the senate floor and you don't think he belongs there.
Rhythmaster
Actually if he become frozen and paralyzed and couldnt speak or do anything, that would be an improvement. He should never have been representing anyone LONG BEFORE this medical issue, due to the fact he is a fascist enabler and evil scumbag. His brain was always the problem, too smart, too evil, too unprincipled.
mt77932
I saw the video and I'm guessing it was either a TIA or an absence seizure.
effingrayofsunshine
From my understanding, it was an absence siezure following a concussion from a fall yesterday(I think?)
popejubal
My daughter has those and it looked very very much like what she gets.
Exphixius
I don’t think he had a stroke, he wouldn’t have went back out and then answered questions for 30 mins just a couple of mins after it occurred. He would’ve went to the hospital.
itmfa666
His face looked like it was sagging
Cruxia13
Only if they don't all believe they're invincible. Going to the hospital would require them to admit there's a problem and show vulnerability. That's a GOP no-no.
StarscreamAndHutch
Which is a plus in this case. Man up to die soon.
alcaray
That's what would happen if adults were in charge, sure.
Calistrasza
The guy's a walking pile of excrement, but that seemed like a legit medical issue. I can't say I'm overly sympathetic, but I'm not going to rejoice in the suffering of others. That would make me a republican.
ArdentSlacker
Republicans take pleasure in the suffering of those powerless to stop them. They take pleasure in being cruel to those who cannot fight back. Applauding karma does not make you Republican. It can make you an asshole, mind you, but it does not make you so evil you seek to cause harm to innocents, or to side with white supremacists.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
Rejoicing in the suffering of the innocent is Republican. Rejoicing in the face of justice is just being human and if there was any justice in the world that human shit stain would be dead decades ago.
Rubblebubble
but see there's a difference. the everyday republican hates people and wants them to suffer based on who they are regardless of their actions. I hate McConnell and hope he dies a long, painful and soul destroying death not because of any immutable aspect of who he is but because of the actions and choices he's made. the world will be a better place when he (and those like him) are dead, i will gladly piss on their graves.
LordOfThePenguin
At a certain point, when someone has done enough reprehensible things with their life, I think vengeance and justice become pretty much synonymous… if his suffering would lead to alleviating the pain of others by removing him from congress, let the bastard suffer.
reverendbonobo
I agree, I don't want him to suffer either. I want him to die quickly and painlessly. And the sooner, the better.
nlky
The world needs more gender neutral bathrooms
CheeseB0t
No, no it wouldn't. They don't rejoice in others suffering because the suffering is well deserved. They rejoice because they are walking piles of excrement.
CamilleGrinnaux
I dunno. Mitch is legitimately an evil creature. I don't post it on the back of my lifted pickup, but I can't help but hope. He's one of the main reasons we are where we are today.
BHPaperstacks
At night I like to picture the buttholes' of the oppressed spewing spicy hot diarrhea into Mitch McConnell's weeping open mouth as I cackle maniacally and drift off into a deep and unperturbed slumber.
Rhythmaster
How noble of you. Personally, when Mcconnel dies, I hope its painful as fuck, because he has inflicted so much suffering on millions of people and the entire ecosystem, I'm going to throw a wild party when he dies, I hope its soon. I've been watching this asshole destroy democracy and cause untold harm for fucking decades.
billstranger
Both valid points, lol
babayaghanoush
I took a little pleasure in it, ngl.
METROlD
(me too)
IrrelevantHandle
I hope he dies or is unable to continue just because I think it's the only way to get him out of power. If I had faith in the system I might make room for empathy; as it is he is an active danger to us all.
HonHomes
I only just heard about it and I'm kinda feeling happy. Maybe. Could be hope, could be excitement. Shadenfreude maybe? Anyway, I don't want to over-analyse the warm fuzzy feeling I'm getting and ruin it.