VanessaNelson
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#1
Yes, hello. I'm a dumper that numbers. I also hate when people correct memes. They're fucking memes.
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#4
Fr fr
#5
If there isn't a pill, I'm not interested.
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#7
Ruffles and Reese's are ALL MINE.
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#9
Old, silly one
#10
The problem is, not much fits in there and it will scratch the shit out of your face. Much like me.
#11
Snailkour
#12
All the movies of my youth were traumatizing. Especially the Exorcist when I was fucking FIVE..
#13
She also has amazing bewbs
#14
The good news is that I'm great in an emergency
#15
Someone that has it, plz post the pizza one in comments!
#16
I may be medicine resistant
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#20
True, we just had the "suck it" motion
#21
#22 more like 1889
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#24
Cat tax! Oliver doesn't really care what we do as long as we cuddle him
183 updoots and i got Most Viral? I am confuse. But ok!
Send noodles!!
DaveSamsonite
#21
YourLatinLover
Idk I just think that pear is kinda hot, sure it has a felony and emotionally abuses it’s baby momma but like.. it did offer me a bump cause I was “acting like a sloppy drunk” so you know it’s a caring pear
CatShadowleaf
#6 Therapy costs money. Bangs cost 5 minutes with a pair of scissors and about 2-3 years waiting for them to grow back out.
VanessaNelson
2-3 years!!?? Take some Biotin and vitamin E for Pete's sake! LOL
Goblor
#8 legit me all the time
justaguyinthebackrow
#12
VanessaNelson
The most beautiful little girl I had ever seen
KsuviKhor
#4
https://youtu.be/N8FJyhnC2Eo
KsuviKhor
Dancer in the Dark is so much better than it has any right to be, but it’s the most bitterly bitter of bittersweet movies.
baconandmorebacon
#19 I would like to send this to my cousin who has a gluten allergy. But he is also lactose intolerant, so it's still not safe for him. :(
CraftyGiant
#15 Roughly 4x the actual elevation map. Wish whoever had originally posted that image had bothered to label it properly.
VanessaNelson
It's a meme, let it go
CraftyGiant
it's a common falsely presented image that a lot of people believe, kiss my ass.
SoupForMyFamily
#11
SonicTheBedhog
#12 ARTAX!!!
DaveSamsonite
#15
BushDidWolf359
VanessaNelson
Thanky!
graehall
maybe some sexuals
slamEVIL
#24 why don't I get it? Does this have something to do with squirting?
VanessaNelson
Nice. Theoretically, drinking pineapple juice will make a guy's cum taste better. In other news, if you're a girl and a squirter, NEVER eat asparagus before sexy times.
WalksTheSky
#14 Yes, clearly the people in my life hate me, and invite me to outings to secretly mock me (aka the plot of Dîner de Cons).
TrashTalkingPanda
#5
Gopher9191
Ice Cube turned out to be a piece of shit
damogen
A self proclaimed gangster is a piece of shit?
thereitis101
#3 He’s Supa Fly
keyblader1985
Ice Cube is a bitch now. Only looking out for him and his.
VanessaNelson
True, parkinsons is a bitch. (jk I made that up)
Racealistic
He always has
rabbihimself
The tweeter from #22 is a pal of mine. I prefer the one where he shared pictures of well-dressed acting cats at movie premieres.
VanessaNelson
Oohh, I wanna see that! Except I dunno if they can beat the Pet Cemetery cat!
rabbihimself
He’s part of it: https://twitter.com/Humanstein/status/1113618156872962055
VanessaNelson
Yay!!
Racealistic
#3 luke liquid
kickahippie
VanessaNelson
I love her!
thembitchesbewitches
DaveSamsonite
Lol you best me. I knew just where it was tho. +1
VanessaNelson
Everyone needs to updoot this comment!!
Eldibs
Former pizza cook here - The reason the beef is scattered like that is because there was nothing to hold it in place on the crust, so it shook loose as the pizza box was carried.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
shotty814
#1 Amalia Freud. So hot.
prufock
https://www.metrowestdailynews.com/gcdn/authoring/2007/08/19/NMWD/ghows-WL-87db27cc-0cbf-4924-a129-13033cb6cbf9-1d5f6729.jpeg?width=300&height=471&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp
prufock
When she was younger.
Spongybunny
Frau Blücher!
VanessaNelson
You are marvelous!
Samthetrue
I love the internet. Thank you for doing the research
DanimalRC
Grandma Longbottom?!
moonshadowkati
Pineapple juice is supposed to make your cum taste good
FudgeWeasel
VanessaNelson
Yes, I know, if I didn't, I wouldn't think it's funny and wouldn't have kept or posted it.
moonshadowkati
what
VanessaNelson
Whut
coffee0959
#16 not with propofol. We win every time with that s$&@
EpochEclipse
Joke's on you, I don't have health insurance. Can't catch meeeee!
VanessaNelson
I would like some of that, once a week or so
TielKiri
#8 Me doing that from being raised by a lawyer whose punishments fell based on their mood rather than anything I did, but which would-
TielKiri
always be pinned on something I did whereas I, a not-a-lawyer child, could not defend myself properly, thus leading to me having to choose-
TielKiri
my words very, very carefully in an attempt to avoid blame if I spoke carelessly and was wrong, despite that even my best attempts at such-
TielKiri
would be thwarted by my dad simply refusing to accept answers that included things like “I think,” to indicate that I didn’t know for sure-
TielKiri
if my answer was correct or not only for it to not matter anyways because apparently it’s reasonable to force a kid to be a source of-
TielKiri
authority on something they’re uncertain of against their will and still blame them if they get it wrong, and so now I often have to stop-
VanessaNelson
What phone/computer are u using that isn't letting you use 500 characters in 1 single comment? LOL
TielKiri
An iPhone that doesn’t have enough space to update!
VanessaNelson
What's your gofundme? 😆
TielKiri
Mooom! I’m being cyber bullied!….. Or maybe offered really generous help, it’s hard to tell!! (But I actually *do* need a new phone, yeah, I just haven’t gotten around to it, yet! |3 )