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Apparently he was really small and hiding at Home Depot...
I don't know what that was all about, but he was just sitting there on a propane grill...
What were we supposed to do when we find him...?
Is there a number to call...?
Is there a prize?
Whatever... he lives on my dashboard now with the dinosaurs.
circuspandabear
Don’t fall for it, it’s got a tracker so they can come preach.
ragazzino
He's a doctor.
helyx
Someone has been hiding these exact Jesus toys in random places at work the past few months.
GregoryLies
Kids have been leaving these things all over the place for months now, looks like its spreading.
ThisUsernameWasntTakenIGuess
My kids found one in an airport a few weeks back. My dog ate him tho when we got home
CallMeMcGyver
Does that count as the dog finding Jesus too?... theologians will debate this for centuries.
Oneblueeyerighthandguy
They're just little figures for fun. Pretty sure you can buy a bunch of different colors off of orientaltrading.com
PostMoThoin
Your own personal Jesus.
CallMeMcGyver
First it was My Own Personal Idaho... then this.
rotodisc
You’re supposed to be moved to convert. Is there no web address or Bible verse on his ass?
CallMeMcGyver
No, but the grill he was left on was pretty nice... I suggested it to my friend who is looking for a new one... I wonder if that was Jesus' plan all along?
drousnavat
People have been hiding these little things around my town for like 3 years now. They are just for you to find and think about big J.
CallMeMcGyver
Wait... like how big? Like is there a Kaiju Jesus?
drousnavat
Jesusaurus Rex
CallMeMcGyver
That's scary... now I know why some people fear Jesus.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
My thing about these, how are they not icons? Like....graven images. How are they allowed?
chaotropicagent
Extruded not graven
CallMeMcGyver
There's a parting seam, so it's injection molded... probably co-molded since its molding using several different colors... therefore it's had an exemption given by the Council of Nicaea from around 325 AD. ...and yes, Romans did injection molding... the aliens who built the pyramids taught them.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Ah yes the extrusion loophole
chaotropicagent
How could He have foreseen the rise of plastics?