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This place again...
Jul 5, 2014 4:21 AM
EveWithAnE
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SIeepWaIking
"Shut up or I'll george you" got me :D
SocoFox
Got me from the first one. Awww yisss.
Harmonex
Calm down, Martha.
grubbiz
Lost it at Jaws theme :)
ditta
Raise your hand if you read these in Archer's voice.
EvenMelodiesObey
NOT NOW MARTHAAA
MsSatan
I like these. ANOTHER!
valeriesghost
Anyway here's Wonderwall
fooddetective
I said maybeeeeeee
Ohmyglobwhat
I lost it
superskin
Wonderwall killed me
kilgoreissocoollike
These are fantastic
TheGate
TWO rollups?! :O
lowenbailey
Had to go Google how many kids they actually have. ..
RodneyAChance
Hat?
silkspectre06
no thats mine
lookatmeandmybadself
I imagine he says Martha like Archer says LANAAAAAAA
awildgingersaur
I read it all in Archer's voice. It fits wonderfully
eastbayrae
Me too, lol.
serajaine
I imagine it like "CAAARRRLLLLLL"
spideramn
"That kills people Caaarrrllllll!"
kerneldashiki
WHAAAAAT.
TroyandAbedinthemorning87
George ain't puttin up with Martha's shit.
Goobyplzzz
I didn't know I needed this in my life. Now I know.
TheCarrotQueen
The whole thing about the ghost children is both George and Martha aren't looking at the children in the painting. It's like they aren't
TheCarrotQueen
There.
ZOMGod42
Can I get another one of these compilations based around Ben Franklin trolling the founding fathers? He always has a troll smile on...
Gifwrapped
Dammit franklin
toomuchtea
yes, do it op!
EveWithAnE
MyNameisNathan
I swear he's like a chubbier Paul McCartney
whatshouldibewhenigrowup
commenting for delivery
ObligatoryCommenter
Concured.
EasilyOffended
i think these are from a tumblr user and not imgur poster.
EasilyOffended
not that s/he is claiming to have made them, just that you should request from the OP
GoddammitMrNoodle
"Surprise bitch!" and the look on that wounded soldier.. can't stop laughing.
lowlow
Comic Sans MS makes it.
FintanRamm
Sup peasants!
BustaCrhymes
You're never too old for a lunch made by your mom
TheBlueOrange
Was his wife really obsessed with having kids or is that just a theme the person who made these decided to create?
mandakat
I'm not sure - George never had children, but Martha had some from a previous marriage and they also adopted some of her grandchildren.
BardockTheRebel
MARTHAAAA
EveWithAnE
I laughed more than I should have at the martha related ones
Azwyrd
Did anyone else hear that in the way James May yells, "CLARKSON!"?
BJZuckerkorn
This is what would happen if archer became president
lemonsherbet
I read all of this in sterling archer's voice.
LiterallyCanada
I did too, and then read therest in his sarcastic voice, best thing ever
avi8tor
Dammit Martha I can't control the weather !
BDSMBlooddoll
The children are floating again! xD
IDidNotKillAnyone
Humm I'm not american and I don't know a lot about his history but, Did they lost a lot of kids or why the ghost and floating ones?
BDSMBlooddoll
I don't rightly know. To google with you!
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
INDEPENDENCE ZONE!
weekendatmorts
They have a relationship reminiscent of Archer and Lana. I approve.
Tinieboy
I died at the cannon
eykompis
Marthaaaaaa the children are floating again.
TheFuckingBoogeyman
"George, I can't hear the tv!" "It's the pizza man, Martha!" Awkward laughing in a construction site portapotty, let me tell you.
eddiewardo
Construction worker huh? Sup?
ashmenon
Not sure if comrade via common trade, or sexual fantasy.
eddiewardo
more of the latter
ashmenon
In that case, thatsmyfetish.gif
TheBatmanFan
+1 for "comrade via common trade"
airtsuapron
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IamTheMotherfuckingAvatar
And this: http://imgur.com/Dk5jzta
RandomErraticPerson
...They aren't saying anything?
hiniku
Burrpedurr
DieselBoston
MOAR PLEASE
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I read all of these in Archer's voice
zavalava
I always hated carring my team during capture the flag. I know them feels, George.
mallymile
Carrying*
airtsuapron
They are called captioned adventures of George Washington from LadyHistory's tumblr
WhoDidYouExpect
Can you give me a link to that?
dirkasnivs
I made a folder named "The Adventures of George Washington" for some of these. I had no idea that's what they were actually called.
thesunshinesoutofmybehind
thank you my good sir/madam/guostchild
lucyintheskywithdiamondsandbeer
bahahaha lost it at guostchild, well done!
Jumpinjackieflash
No moar ghost children Martha!
zenfell
we need 12 more
HeyIjustmetyouandthisismyusername
What does be mean? Sorry not American :P
EliteSpork
I'm American and I don't really understand either. My guess is that their children died during childbirth a lot.
landcfan
Nope, they had no children, but she had children from her previous marriage. There's a theory that GW was sterile.
SDgoldilocks
I'm American and I have no idea either
cassky
I think it might just be about how children in paintings like this are often creepy looking.Plus yeah, still births
landcfan
Nope, they had no kids, but Martha had some from her previous marriage. There's a theory GW was sterile.
whooshby
George Washington adopted 2 of his step-grandchildren after his step-son died.
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ThirdTyeDye
God damnit Martha
whooshby
I'm sure he was.
Drpurrpurrpurr
Did I miss a huge piece of American history, Martha Washington: insane child hoarder?
landcfan
She had no children with GW, only with her previous husband. There's a little known theory GW was sterile.
clequist
You are correct. GW was sterile from smallpox he contracted while he was in Barbados as a teenager.
whooshby
George Washington adopted 2 of his step-grandchildren after his step-son died.
MissBunnyCake
I think the joke is in there because there is random children in like every picture
Jeskabell
Native here, and I have no idea. Martha had 4 children with her first husband, and none with George, although she outlived them all. 1/2
Jeskabell
The only thing that I can think of is that the Mt. Vernon estate consisted of tons of slaves, whom she felt a responsibility over, as 2/2.5
Jeskabell
a mother might.
DoNotKnowJack
But she could have freed them and didn't.
Jeskabell
Actually she did after George died.
theluckysuccess
Jeskabell delivers... lol
kilgoreissocoollike
I absolutly.lost it at "do you want a divorce martha"
Reemathegifaddict
it got hyperlinked
ZacMuerte
I know! If that bitch played a draw four, I'm skipping straight to murder
Raglefant
And I at "sup peasants"
Haxbrygd
My wife has threatened divorce after two draw fours in a row. The struggle is real.
astrocouldyounaut
Martha and George had a much more tenuous relationship than I had imagined
iwannagetdownonmykneesandstartpleasingjesus
He makes cracks b/c they're so tight
astrocouldyounaut
True but all those ghost children?
RealSimpleMama
I just chuckled until the last one. "So we can go to Waffle House." Damn that's hilarious!
alittlegimpy
srsly
Heiroslytherin
Humming the jaws theme got me
huanthewolfhound
That and naming the cannon "George"
AmyBethMegJo
Me, too. It humanized him for me.