Dec 14, 2016 5:23 PM
DarkCrawler901
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aww
kraeftig
I distinctly remember this gif set facing the other direction.
baturro
Good Guy Guardia Civil
dontmagpie
THIS is a dog in distress! do not just break out every dog you see, thats how dogs get loose and die, or you get bit.
caster439
Viva la Guardia Civil.
KomodoKill
Viva!
nicbert
his tail wagging at the end is satisfying
CatTherapy
That's my country, this happens every summer, we make campaigns about it but some people are simply stupid
RoverZC
Did you seriously take this old post and just mirror the .gif? O.O
Shirleybananas88
More water!
yesdesu
Reversed?
DoubleBacaCheseBurgerForACop
That dog obviously broke into that car. Now he's playing the victim role... Well played you beautiful bastard!
deathblow98
Good job helpping the dog, but please learn how to properly place window punch.
NachomanDandyCabbage
Yep, corner not the freakin center of the window
Twinklepot
The tail wag at the end!
turtleturner
Tip: if you find a dog in this situation and you have plenty of water, pour a good amount on their head. Cools the brain box.
rumtumtuggette
Why don't they unlock doors instead of pulling them through broken glass?!
Deshfyre
good guy cop drags dog through broken window instead of opening the door.
BeachComber620822
How did he break the window?
delpharseven
Car glass breaker. Cheap and come in a variety of styles, some combined with a seat belt cutter. EVERY car should have one in the glove box.
Tavilen
They're called 'center punches'. They're cheap, small, and useful to have in a car. Good if your car gets submerged too.
RichardDeanAnderson
Door was open.......
ChaoticUnderground
I know, that really bugged me cause the dog could have gotten cut really bad by how he pulled it out. Could have just opened up the door...
brknsoul
Door was unlocked by the guy, dog just wanted outta there asap, so crawled through the window.
Hugums
Yeah, alright, awesome, saved the dog, but what did he use to break the window? It looks like he just tapped it and the thing exploded!
SailorBOB
I look forward to the day I get arrested for doing this exact thing. I won't even protest it.
Furiousfistfucker
To the person who left the dog in the car:
TheElusiveEnchilada
Nice fists ;-)
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
http://imgur.com/gwdl3NQ
gunstarzz
Somebody link the lady from Kung Fu Hustle
hwatL4bloopy
Now do the Kung fu hustle lady
Jammer84
TooLazyToPostAnythingOtherThanComments
username checks out
ILIKETurtlesAndTrains
Inimposter
That headjerk is so fast that it looks sped up. But that's just Bruce for you: the real life speedster.
SidneyHarbor
Sadly, it happens so often to babies that there's a website to track the deaths. http://www.noheatstroke.org/
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
WTF?!
CrazyGuyOnABike
Once had my car busted into to "rescue my dog". I left the car in the shade with the air conditioning and I had to pay for the new window.
YeahNa
To be fair no one can tell you have the air con on from the outside and being in the shade wont always keep the car cool.
ilikeitilikeitalot
Creature in a locked car on a hot day but some people do over react.
I'm with you. I had someone call the cops on me because I left my dog in the car in October. I'm all for not leaving dogs or any other
tikimiki
nice, breezy 70 degree weather. Person sees dog in car>"OMG THERE'S A DOG IN THE CAR I HAVE TO SAVE IT"
MmmmMickeyTankBank
I understand this and approve, but also screw off all the people who are overbearing about shit like this in some towns. Screw you all off.
peachesforme
it's like drunk driving. there is no ok amount. people can't be too careful. it's your issue if you get called out for it not theirs
whatupmyknitters
the line between okay and not-okay is really blurry. i left my dog in the car once: 70F day, parked in the shade, windows more than cracked-
-dog had no problem hanging out in the car, and just needed to grab something form a shop, max 5 minutes. had to have the dog with me that -
-day, and i was so worried someone trying to be a hero was going to bust a car window to take my dog out of the car.
DefunkMyJunk
Thanks, I needed this comment for once
MentalistApprentice
I had an abusive babysitter who left me, my brother, & her grandson in the car on a hot Colorado day. I was 4, the boys were around 2. (1/)
A lady came to the car and opened the door and we all just poured out of it. It was so hot. My brother almost lost consciousness. Lady (2/)
Waited with us and lost it on this babysitter. We left & I told my mom later, but she thought I was exaggerating so nothing came of it. (/)
She eventually got fired when my mom went over to ask her about other things I had told her & she was martini drunk at like noon with kids.
deekadeek
damn.
Or you know, good guy gendarmerie dude https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Guard_(Spain)
yatedigo
They are called Guardia Civil. Gendarmerie is in France.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
So like, cops then?
ADMIN1337
https://media2.giphy.com/media/C6JQPEUsZUyVq/giphy.gif
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
Yeh, but with them you don't even think about fooling around with. They mean business.
Treanti
Yeah, but with more significance. It's a weird thing to try to explain the Guardia civil and how people perceive them.
ObiwanKantnotbe
They used to be the perpetrators of spanish repression where I live (Basque Country) so yea, we don't perceive them very well here
Military/Paramilitary police. Lots of European countries have them
Yeah, like cops then.
Tassyr
Yeah, basically they're cops.
Muttons1337
At the core of it all, yeah, but they are different.
BlackFalcon
Fuck people that do that.
BoDidly
Seriously just let the dog due there are plenty of them
Buckbeak1486
Why? So they can have shitty offspring that will do the same thing?
sprinckletitties
What are you talking about?? That dog could have died!!
Standemonium
Calm down, he meant the chode face that locked the dog in the car. It's all good friend.
I know
Zucheto
Heard a baby screaming from a car with the windows barely cracked on a 100 degree day. Managed to get the door open and the baby out. Alarm
roflsnake
A dad here in Canada forgot his baby in the car and it died from the heat. No charges against him for leaving an infant in a car all day
madetheaccountjustforyou
Let's see you get incredibly sleep deprived and remember everything, especially things that only recently became part of your routine.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
If you can't handle the responsibility of having a fucking child then don't have a fucking child. No reason Darwin has to work on a kid,
save him the trouble and don't have em in the first place.
goes off and the stupid cunt comes out of the DMV yelling at me in Spanish.
Poor kid was drenched in sweat.
TheKatodrome
You report that waste of skin?
I should have but she left really quickly. That's the one thing I regret.
noosh82
I would love these to include the guy/girl returning to their cat and their reaction.
Or car, either way!
Yupurineutah
"Whew! Kitteh is still here! Now where did I leave that dog?"
Doh!
DrPercivalCox
I laughed too hard at this
Also check out how cleanly he breaks the window and cleans the shards before letting the dog out. What a pro!
spetcnaz
Spanish Gendarmerie, Guardia Civil
Mslurksalot
Why not just open the door tho?
Tanknolunaluna
Thought the same. Instead of risking a cut, open the door after breaking the glass
BrutaldeLuxe
Well, it looks like the car was unlocked so probably just to mess with the owner of the car.
He did, but by the time he did the dog had already decided to go out the window so that's what they went with instead of fighting it. The 1/
dog was literally dying to get out of that car, no telling how it would react if he tried to push it back in while he finished opening 2/
the door. 3/3
MeisPip
Now it's 2x zoomed in, flipped, and all watermarks are covered... people are desperate to not give credit now and days
FerrerEst
Logo seems to be the Guardia Civil logo (Spanish military police) but not sure 100%
TheDejectedEntourage
It's nowadays, not 'now and days' for future reference
I know. I do it for the same reason i say freedomheight. I just think it's funny
What's freedomheight meant to be?
fahrenheit
TheSneaky
My wife and I called the cops on a person that left their child in a running car, alone in a parking lot. Cop asked the kid to open the door
Heysuckmybatarang
I fell asleep in the car once so my grandma left me there sleeping whike she was in the salon. I woke up and got outta the car and started >
->walking around the little outside Plaza looking for her. My mom found out and was pisssseedd. Grandma wasn't allowed to babysit anymore lo
And I had to be around 5 or so
HistoricalContext
Call me biased, but my mom did that for me and my siblings all the time. Granted, none of us were any younger than 8 or 9, but still...
and the kid did with no hesitation. Scares the shit out of me to think it could have been anybody else.
OthortheCute
Kids are generally taught to listen to police and to trust them as an authority. Making them a little safer.
Kid was no older than 3 maybe 4. I would think he would trust adults in general. Cop was fucking pissed at the dick that left him in there.
Starnam
My wife and I did for some kids left in the car at the grocery store. Guy came out before the cops got there then went right back in when 1/
They left 2/2
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
Well, my car can be locked and then opened with the door keypad, so I can't see a problem with it, but the kid could open the door...
(He said it was running, which means AC)
plouffi
1. I did that once too. Baby about 4 months old left in a car in a grocery store parking lot. The father came back while I was on the
2. phone with the cops. He was very aggressive and was yelling at me that he didn't take the kid out because he was sleeping and that
3. his child was in no danger because he left the window open. The window was open alright, actually open enough that anyone could've just
4. reached in and unlocked the door and grabbed the kid. Some people are just too dumb to have kids
sounds like he might not have it that much longer if he keeps that up. many a random person willing to take a baby up for grabs
cryptzicle
2. The hood of the car jacking it furiously. Naturally he was pissed. But I finished.
pelusita35
This was fucking hilarious.
elmesito
SirenSongs
When I was 9 my dad left me locked in the car with the windows up for just shy of 2 hours. He got mad at me for letting myself out and (1/2)
Did you grow up in the 70s? Such things were "normal " back then
Setting the alarm off. He said it embarrassed him.
ScottHitz
That sucks man. Shitty thing to do to you.
kraeftig
I distinctly remember this gif set facing the other direction.
baturro
Good Guy Guardia Civil
dontmagpie
THIS is a dog in distress! do not just break out every dog you see, thats how dogs get loose and die, or you get bit.
caster439
Viva la Guardia Civil.
KomodoKill
Viva!
nicbert
his tail wagging at the end is satisfying
CatTherapy
That's my country, this happens every summer, we make campaigns about it but some people are simply stupid
RoverZC
Did you seriously take this old post and just mirror the .gif? O.O
Shirleybananas88
More water!
yesdesu
Reversed?
DoubleBacaCheseBurgerForACop
That dog obviously broke into that car. Now he's playing the victim role... Well played you beautiful bastard!
deathblow98
Good job helpping the dog, but please learn how to properly place window punch.
NachomanDandyCabbage
Yep, corner not the freakin center of the window
Twinklepot
The tail wag at the end!
turtleturner
Tip: if you find a dog in this situation and you have plenty of water, pour a good amount on their head. Cools the brain box.
rumtumtuggette
Why don't they unlock doors instead of pulling them through broken glass?!
Deshfyre
good guy cop drags dog through broken window instead of opening the door.
BeachComber620822
How did he break the window?
delpharseven
Car glass breaker. Cheap and come in a variety of styles, some combined with a seat belt cutter. EVERY car should have one in the glove box.
Tavilen
They're called 'center punches'. They're cheap, small, and useful to have in a car. Good if your car gets submerged too.
RichardDeanAnderson
Door was open.......
ChaoticUnderground
I know, that really bugged me cause the dog could have gotten cut really bad by how he pulled it out. Could have just opened up the door...
brknsoul
Door was unlocked by the guy, dog just wanted outta there asap, so crawled through the window.
Hugums
Yeah, alright, awesome, saved the dog, but what did he use to break the window? It looks like he just tapped it and the thing exploded!
SailorBOB
I look forward to the day I get arrested for doing this exact thing. I won't even protest it.
Furiousfistfucker
To the person who left the dog in the car:
TheElusiveEnchilada
Nice fists ;-)
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
http://imgur.com/gwdl3NQ
gunstarzz
Somebody link the lady from Kung Fu Hustle
hwatL4bloopy
Now do the Kung fu hustle lady
Jammer84
TooLazyToPostAnythingOtherThanComments
username checks out
ILIKETurtlesAndTrains
Inimposter
That headjerk is so fast that it looks sped up. But that's just Bruce for you: the real life speedster.
SidneyHarbor
Sadly, it happens so often to babies that there's a website to track the deaths. http://www.noheatstroke.org/
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
WTF?!
CrazyGuyOnABike
Once had my car busted into to "rescue my dog". I left the car in the shade with the air conditioning and I had to pay for the new window.
YeahNa
To be fair no one can tell you have the air con on from the outside and being in the shade wont always keep the car cool.
ilikeitilikeitalot
Creature in a locked car on a hot day but some people do over react.
ilikeitilikeitalot
I'm with you. I had someone call the cops on me because I left my dog in the car in October. I'm all for not leaving dogs or any other
tikimiki
nice, breezy 70 degree weather. Person sees dog in car>"OMG THERE'S A DOG IN THE CAR I HAVE TO SAVE IT"
MmmmMickeyTankBank
I understand this and approve, but also screw off all the people who are overbearing about shit like this in some towns. Screw you all off.
peachesforme
it's like drunk driving. there is no ok amount. people can't be too careful. it's your issue if you get called out for it not theirs
whatupmyknitters
the line between okay and not-okay is really blurry. i left my dog in the car once: 70F day, parked in the shade, windows more than cracked-
whatupmyknitters
-dog had no problem hanging out in the car, and just needed to grab something form a shop, max 5 minutes. had to have the dog with me that -
whatupmyknitters
-day, and i was so worried someone trying to be a hero was going to bust a car window to take my dog out of the car.
DefunkMyJunk
Thanks, I needed this comment for once
MentalistApprentice
I had an abusive babysitter who left me, my brother, & her grandson in the car on a hot Colorado day. I was 4, the boys were around 2. (1/)
MentalistApprentice
A lady came to the car and opened the door and we all just poured out of it. It was so hot. My brother almost lost consciousness. Lady (2/)
MentalistApprentice
Waited with us and lost it on this babysitter. We left & I told my mom later, but she thought I was exaggerating so nothing came of it. (/)
MentalistApprentice
She eventually got fired when my mom went over to ask her about other things I had told her & she was martini drunk at like noon with kids.
deekadeek
damn.
DarkCrawler901
Or you know, good guy gendarmerie dude https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Guard_(Spain)
yatedigo
They are called Guardia Civil. Gendarmerie is in France.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
So like, cops then?
ADMIN1337
https://media2.giphy.com/media/C6JQPEUsZUyVq/giphy.gif
ionlyregisteredtosavelinks
Yeh, but with them you don't even think about fooling around with. They mean business.
Treanti
Yeah, but with more significance. It's a weird thing to try to explain the Guardia civil and how people perceive them.
ObiwanKantnotbe
They used to be the perpetrators of spanish repression where I live (Basque Country) so yea, we don't perceive them very well here
DarkCrawler901
Military/Paramilitary police. Lots of European countries have them
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Yeah, like cops then.
Tassyr
Yeah, basically they're cops.
Muttons1337
At the core of it all, yeah, but they are different.
BlackFalcon
Fuck people that do that.
BoDidly
Seriously just let the dog due there are plenty of them
Buckbeak1486
Why? So they can have shitty offspring that will do the same thing?
sprinckletitties
What are you talking about?? That dog could have died!!
Standemonium
Calm down, he meant the chode face that locked the dog in the car. It's all good friend.
sprinckletitties
I know
Zucheto
Heard a baby screaming from a car with the windows barely cracked on a 100 degree day. Managed to get the door open and the baby out. Alarm
roflsnake
A dad here in Canada forgot his baby in the car and it died from the heat. No charges against him for leaving an infant in a car all day
madetheaccountjustforyou
Let's see you get incredibly sleep deprived and remember everything, especially things that only recently became part of your routine.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
If you can't handle the responsibility of having a fucking child then don't have a fucking child. No reason Darwin has to work on a kid,
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
save him the trouble and don't have em in the first place.
Zucheto
goes off and the stupid cunt comes out of the DMV yelling at me in Spanish.
Zucheto
Poor kid was drenched in sweat.
TheKatodrome
You report that waste of skin?
Zucheto
I should have but she left really quickly. That's the one thing I regret.
noosh82
I would love these to include the guy/girl returning to their cat and their reaction.
noosh82
Or car, either way!
Yupurineutah
"Whew! Kitteh is still here! Now where did I leave that dog?"
noosh82
Doh!
DrPercivalCox
I laughed too hard at this
DarkCrawler901
Also check out how cleanly he breaks the window and cleans the shards before letting the dog out. What a pro!
spetcnaz
Spanish Gendarmerie, Guardia Civil
Mslurksalot
Why not just open the door tho?
Tanknolunaluna
Thought the same. Instead of risking a cut, open the door after breaking the glass
BrutaldeLuxe
Well, it looks like the car was unlocked so probably just to mess with the owner of the car.
delpharseven
He did, but by the time he did the dog had already decided to go out the window so that's what they went with instead of fighting it. The 1/
delpharseven
dog was literally dying to get out of that car, no telling how it would react if he tried to push it back in while he finished opening 2/
delpharseven
the door. 3/3
MeisPip
Now it's 2x zoomed in, flipped, and all watermarks are covered... people are desperate to not give credit now and days
FerrerEst
Logo seems to be the Guardia Civil logo (Spanish military police) but not sure 100%
TheDejectedEntourage
It's nowadays, not 'now and days' for future reference
MeisPip
I know. I do it for the same reason i say freedomheight. I just think it's funny
TheDejectedEntourage
What's freedomheight meant to be?
MeisPip
fahrenheit
TheSneaky
My wife and I called the cops on a person that left their child in a running car, alone in a parking lot. Cop asked the kid to open the door
Heysuckmybatarang
I fell asleep in the car once so my grandma left me there sleeping whike she was in the salon. I woke up and got outta the car and started >
Heysuckmybatarang
->walking around the little outside Plaza looking for her. My mom found out and was pisssseedd. Grandma wasn't allowed to babysit anymore lo
Heysuckmybatarang
And I had to be around 5 or so
HistoricalContext
Call me biased, but my mom did that for me and my siblings all the time. Granted, none of us were any younger than 8 or 9, but still...
TheSneaky
and the kid did with no hesitation. Scares the shit out of me to think it could have been anybody else.
OthortheCute
Kids are generally taught to listen to police and to trust them as an authority. Making them a little safer.
TheSneaky
Kid was no older than 3 maybe 4. I would think he would trust adults in general. Cop was fucking pissed at the dick that left him in there.
Starnam
My wife and I did for some kids left in the car at the grocery store. Guy came out before the cops got there then went right back in when 1/
Starnam
They left 2/2
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
Well, my car can be locked and then opened with the door keypad, so I can't see a problem with it, but the kid could open the door...
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
(He said it was running, which means AC)
plouffi
1. I did that once too. Baby about 4 months old left in a car in a grocery store parking lot. The father came back while I was on the
plouffi
2. phone with the cops. He was very aggressive and was yelling at me that he didn't take the kid out because he was sleeping and that
plouffi
3. his child was in no danger because he left the window open. The window was open alright, actually open enough that anyone could've just
plouffi
4. reached in and unlocked the door and grabbed the kid. Some people are just too dumb to have kids
peachesforme
sounds like he might not have it that much longer if he keeps that up. many a random person willing to take a baby up for grabs
cryptzicle
2. The hood of the car jacking it furiously. Naturally he was pissed. But I finished.
pelusita35
This was fucking hilarious.
elmesito
SirenSongs
When I was 9 my dad left me locked in the car with the windows up for just shy of 2 hours. He got mad at me for letting myself out and (1/2)
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
Did you grow up in the 70s? Such things were "normal " back then
SirenSongs
Setting the alarm off. He said it embarrassed him.
ScottHitz
That sucks man. Shitty thing to do to you.