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"We don't like the nasty mosquitoeses... they bites us!"
Actually, Gollum was more coherent and well groomed...
They both seem to have an inner demon...
Or in trump's case an inner and outer demon... and both are trying to get control to say the stupidest things possible...
It wouldn't be surprising, he used to have an imaginary employee called "John Barron" that he'd pretend to be when he'd call up newspapers and magazines to talk himself up or praise himself to journalists...
Maybe John Barron is actually in there... fighting for control... but he's really brain damaged after decades of listening to trump's thoughts...
That's who this "We" he always starts talking about is... His Sméagol...
I full out expect that at some point he'll start babbling about "the Precious"...
"...and bacon, nobody can afford bacon anymore because of wind... when there is no wind there's no bacon... and the sharks... she sends the sharks after us... the nasty Kambalases tries to take the precious, not fair! The precious belongs to us!..."
Well... Hopefully he'll fall into lava soon and we'll be rid of him...
That'd be a cool headline to wake up to.
Voojagig
There is a video out there of Andy Serkis reading trump quotes as Golum.