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Front Page Thanks! Check out Jess Classic music on all platforms if you would like
wavegirl64
If you work at a morgue, eating rice takes on a whole different tone.
willyjohnfargo
Well that’s handy to have hanging on your wall. Just in case.
Tnightwalk3r
evildadunit
fabulous
Alfadorfox
Has anybody ever played a D&D necromancer who carries around a box of carrion beetles to make cleaner animated skeletons?
forneverban
potentiallyunsafe
Right? I love this
GuttaPercha
Thehoffmiester
How hummm.... Quaint
DeadlyChula
ExpendableTestPilot
what a useful knowledge
bpwyndon
slotheroll
A Captain Ron Gif?!?!?! Never thought I'd see the day +1
dart223
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. They eat your guts and they spit them out.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Now do one for different degrees of burns!
SteamingTheCat
The real trick is to make a hand look exactly like in the picture
broilandboulder
don’t miss working in forensic pathology anymore. i can actually enjoy certain cheeses again.
hereticpride
Ohhhh noooooo I want this very badly.
Cinema104
Found someone's dog in advanced decay in the thawing snow while hiking. Broke my heart. How long was it waiting for its owner on that trail.
YesItIsMyRealName
Oh my god....
Bludabeagle
Is this a X-mas gift....or a future Halloween gift??
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
Cute
jjsjosCreator
i love how this weird ass sh*t doesn't have a single downvote . witnessed! keep usersub weird
n2air
First thing I noticed.
therealzerobot
You jinxed it, man
jjsjosCreator
it couldn't be forever , some crank was bound to come along but yes i might have summoned one unintentionally, apologies man
cartmanstitss
Youd think something this weird would attract some downvotes really interesting it doesnt
cartmanstitss
Not that I like downvoted it or anything but youd think wouldnt ya lol
cartmanstitss
Like literally everything attracts downvotes it does not matter there has never been a post over like 1000 without one downvote lol
summermother4524
Any one who doesnt like this is a disgusting normal person
ThaDizzle
But is it scratch and sniff accurate
deputycartman
"Grandma... is there something you need to tell us? Or a therapist?"
MissGraceBodacious
Sauuuce!!
NunyaBizness
Dry Remains .. great band name
Yatsu32
Have seen all but the little finger
SerenePrincess013
I've worked on all but the little finger. The worst ones are the first finger, bc of the smell.
GoAwayOrIWillTauntYouASecondTime
Any high school student has seen little finger in biology class. We all passed around a box of human bones and handled each one.
TheAziz
You guys have interesting biology lessons out there.
hsummer32
I've only seen the little finger in person. I've seen the rest in pictures, but no squishy bits for me thank you.
Poombah
We need to have a word with grandma about her needlepoint
orbitn
grandma's like
Crawmak
Gamgam must've been a pathologist in her younger years
DonKeydic
I've heard tales of coming back to a post just to comment...I too am now one of us. Great comment.
jpparkenbone
Honestly I'd be fine if my grandma could do this. Better than her hallucinating her 3rd husband is stealing her babies that don't exist
AxeD9000
Its on point
varkrath
The only thing that needs to be said
jjw9
With proper embroidery, a corpse can last for decades with only minor decay
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
I....I didn't even realize it WAS needlepoint until I read this comment!
vampirelibrarian
What did you think it was?
YouWereSupposedToBeBulletPoints
Just a pixilated digital image
tanebot
Great, she has the patience to stab something 700 times, AND she knows her decomposition science. This is one granny not to mess with.
Shismouche
She's preparing herself psychologically
outthere987
Fan of Caitlin Doughty?
hsummer32
HELLO DEATHLING
outthere987
If you have't seen Midnight Gospel on Netflix, I highly recommend it. She's featured in an episode.
katwa
WE ARE EVERYWHERE
outthere987
If you have't seen Midnight Gospel on Netflix, I highly recommend it. She's featured in an episode.
katwa
Going to check it out, thanks!
standingalone
One in the pink and four really stink!
snrsquishy101
Gone is the pink while the four really stink
Raminator
LosPer
cdub77
Kilo11
My word chap excellent quip
standingalone
Blank666
fartymarty42
You fuck right off that’s brilliant
Sarahsmomhasgotitgoingon
isetprettygirlsonfire
kevinallover
theshinobi23
Nice.
2thotsandacot
standingalone
Comedy is all in the timing, well played sir.
theshinobi23
With the comment you made, it would've been a shame not to document that moment. I'm just glad I was there to catch it.
vitaminalgas
Remember, if you dump the body in water, pop open the stomach cavity, the body will float to the top if you don't
FeifonGitz
And the lungs
FeifonGitz
Apparently
lainie
What about the lungs?
vitaminalgas
They usually collapse and don't produce gasses like the ig tract does
namelessfish
darthlame
longdanz
. ?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
HeadFullOfEmpty
Wrap in chicken wire and rocks. The wire will cut thru the bloat.
Eiladar
Also, salt water is better for cleaning up blood and assorted other bodily fluids than bleach.
slotheroll
LuffyFett
IbecomeaSchnitzelplease
I'll remember that for next time. Thanks.
Fluckers
So, in other words get rid of vitaminalgas?
spoderpig
WhatsYourCovidStory
Interesting that you know this. How did you learn such a thang? -NotaCop
LiamsShadow
Zepravity
just tie it to a rock or something, lil easier
theoostermalm4
Thanks
TheGiflivesagain
Actually you need to puncture lungs, stomach and most of the organs to make sure the job is done right and the body stays under
heartlessninja6
WowSoSparkly
MisterLemons
krispizz
Wrap chicken wire around, problem solved
FedExForExplosives
Death83
Skunkpowers
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Get a free pool floaty with this one weird trick.
burlyqlady
I worry about you guys sometimes