We don’t need no stinkin helmets!

May 6, 2026 10:04 PM

Huor

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4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's called a 'whiskey throttle' where I'm from. I did it once, by accident, pulled a wheelie, landed it, learned caution. Still ride.

4 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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4 months ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

ATGATT.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he ded

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Graceful.

4 months ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

-as a led gazelle.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can't be mad at her, slow cruisin feels safe enough to not wear a helmet (it's not, but it feels it). I hate him for being a dumbass tryina womp womp for a stranger with a camera. I hope she left him, and I hope he got arrested for this.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah. She should have known better and worn a helmet, but he was driving the motorcycle and was responsible fore the safety of his passenger. Foolish and I hope the only injury was the death of his dumbassery, or at least hers.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

NH: Live Free and/or Die

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They died.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did find one dubious website that reports a fatal motorcycle accident in Keene, NH yesterday... the video is in fact on main street in Keene but beyond a questionable website I cant find any other info

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I lived there for 9 months and I honestly thought the slogan was "Live Free and Die" XD

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Used to work in an ambulance in NH. Doesn’t seem so “free” when you’re the poor bastard who has to clean it up. “Here’s a thing of milk. Hunt around the last 200 feet of street for teeth and put them in it for storage.” v

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She ain't pretty no more. Neither are the people.

4 months ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 3

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

But the bike is going to be ok, right.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hope she broke up with him. Not a good idea to date someone that stupid.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Two peas in a stupid pod. She is just as culpable for her failure to gear up

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So many bad choices are made in the attempt to look cool

4 months ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 0

And I welcome every one. Anything that makes idiots suffer from their own actions is a win.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I feel like that exact phrase could go on so many headstones. Charlie Kirk comes to mind

4 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Organ donors

4 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Donor Kebabs

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ER’s nickname for idiot riders.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When I was in HS my best friend's mom worked in a morgue. This was what they called bikers without helmets.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These are the idjits that give bikers a bad name.

4 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

There are good bikers? 🤨

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 12

I like to think I’m not a jerk….I don’t ride like an asshat, and I wear a helmet and full gear….

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

same, and I keep my pipes stock instead of making them loud

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Loud pipes are ok bc they help you be noticed, but I live on a main road and when large groups of bikes go by it sucks. Theres one group of Harleys that goes by once a year in late spring and its just 2-3 fucking minutes of hogs drowning out everything.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you've never been, SE Asia is full of motorcycles as primary vehicles, vast majority of riders are just running errands, taking kids places, commuting. The idiots in Western countries are certainly a loud minority. You can ride for enjoyment as I do without making it anyone else's problem

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Generally this isn't a drivers fault. Though the lack of safety gear is all the riders fault.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… *gasp* …hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa! Suck shit, dickheads. Wear a helmet and don’t pollute the neighbourhood with your minuscule manhood mask

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, fuckedaroundics foundouticus, the common moron. Native to earth.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I hope this was AI.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's not. It happened where I live.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did they died?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just got fucked up, afaik.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was no "I" involved.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Helmets are to protect the brain.
So in this case these where indeed completely unnecessary.

4 months ago | Likes 495 Dislikes 0

Helmets prevent skull fractures….

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

who cares of skull fracture, if the scull is empty?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

don't trash talk the hardware for being underutilized

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To be fair, he probably had a few previous brain injuries to do that.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We have a fitting saying for that "Ei tyhjä lato kattoa kaipaa" - "Roof is not needed for empty barn"

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nurse friend gets angry seeing the no helmet riders....says she had picked so much gravel out of brains!!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too much junk in the trunk.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Helmets also prevent hospital bills.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad.
If your own action leads to it, dodging the punishment is not right.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife’s ex-husband broke his back twice on 2 different occasions, once with her on the back. I’ve given up ever owning another myself!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

another wife?

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

wifes x-husband, I see

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, motorcycle.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shame. Bike looks expensive.

4 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

A reminder too that one must learn to operate bikes, starting w a sm cc & working your way up gradually. And getting formal training. You don't just buy a big expensive bike & ride-!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like a $21 000 Harley-Davidson Softail Breakout

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

broke-out

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Used to be, I guess.

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

But the pussy is still riding.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, he's the bitch I was referring to. 😂

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God, I fucking hate stupid shit like that. So gross.

4 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I agree. I've seen plenty wearing jackets with that saying on the back. Funny how there was never ever a woman on the back. Wonder why. \s In this instance I was referring to the dude as the bitch. Just so ya know. 😉

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got it and I liked it lol

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0