Jul 29, 2017 10:26 AM
DeltaBlast
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Have another for good measure!
Crasher2003
yupthatsmondays
sonofTK421
BailKat
Lol
skooksies
IndigoWendigo
Then you ask for BJ.. "eww no gross!"
EdgyTeen69
v
LonelyBrannigan
Yep, that's a deal breaker :p
Freakyfrek
Belthazzar
CrystalMethamphetameme
thezale19
I actaully screamed
garulfos
You willingly put a live spider in your mouth, I will do what you say.
SJohnson23
Hmm. Now what shall I use my new power over you to do.
Have to find me first
MrSpeedycola
FCOAlex
NotYourGranny
talos2
wetfart92
YourLocalMessiah
Jellybeanboom
There's that Bitch who swallowd a fly.
RunLikeAnAntelope
I guess she'll die
tr26
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFhHWQsf1q8
OmegaDerp
Patrickstewartmademedoit
I'm shamefully aroused by this
OmegaRiley
+1 for the balls to admit it.
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
Who is she? And more importantly, where did she get that hat?!?!
GrassAssassin
I need one.
Snooj
Gross. I hate nose rings.
arok
When I was a kid I would do this with flying insects and casually yawn when someone was talking to me and let them fly out.
ghostwarlock
http://imgur.com/curEYsp
althrretha
She does not behave in ways one would expect.
GeezMomEnlightenUp
nclu
canibFrank
While you raise a good point, you also raise the problem of what we "expect" from others' behavior, which is at the heart of many a problem.
Even though many other users seem to dislike your comment, as a philosopher I appreciate it immensely. +1
Well, I live for the low-N appreciators of my work. Thank you kindly.
MoccasinSlap
Nigga she had a god damn cockroach in her mouth
And a spider, AND a spider. Let's not forget about the spider.
TurquoiseTortoise
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Best possible reply to these enablist fucktatds
*Tards
When you call someone a fucktard and you misspell "fucktard..."
CidColetti
Xiphildias
Something avout seeing the spider one just does it for me. Fearless. 10/10
vahnn
"avout" Time to reread Anathem.
ohdeepthought
Cockroaches carry salmonella and some spiders carry it too I'm not in any way impressed more concerned she'll be crapping til Sunday
dudeandthecatastrophe
I've been seeing that gif for years and I've always thought she was attractive
RevanTheJedi
She definitely is attractive but she's also crazy. And you never put your dick in crazy.
But its way more fun
TheDivineUsersub
Same. As someone who worked at a zoo and animal rescue, I love a woman who isn't afraid of ANY animals.
BobbyBobbston
ANY animals? Now I wanna see her facing a rabid tiger-gorilla hybrid on drugs
To me, this begs the question, How many takes went bad, with the bug trying to escape by crawling down her throat?
ASymphonicBlankStare
Fuck. You. For. That.
Nanaashi
No, because it was flat on her tongue at least in the second one...
supersomatic
You can block your throat while sticking your tongue out... just try it you have a mouth right there
I can't do it :((((
shawyn1
this was my first thought! her mouth hath no limits
TurtIeproof
Gotta get your protein somehow, no biggie.
sillywq
Bugs have a good dose of will to live - and wouldn't. It's the main reason why the "you eat spiders when you sleep" thing is a myth.
amop
Ever been hiking in july?
FreezeTheBallsOffABrassMonkey
The flies go right in there like an x-wing fighter on mission to the reactor core
SerialChillinSpree
MY EYES
clark6050
That's because flies are tards. Spiders actually have some degree of common sense for an arachnid.
traylorpark
She probably did that thing where you block your throat with your tongue while her mouth was shut. I hope at least...
Woah! What? You can do that?
BigSnicker
Make a 'K' sound.
IHaveToPeePee
Only the chosen few can. Such as me.
IamJustinSane
Only the really good women I've dated.
Arcian
How do you think people are able to eat and breathe at the same time?
spaceindian
Magic probably.
LetMeTellYouSomethingAboutHowTheWorldWorks
I understand you don't but some of us chew with our mouths closed.
whosagoodboy92
THANK YOU!!!!
TOASTisawesome
Can you not breathe through your nose like almost everyone else?
ArgonSpark
That's exactly the point. How else would they be able to eat and breath at the same time?
jesus christ you're stupid
ThatShiftyMonkey
... breathe through your nose while chewing? We don't hold our breaths while chewing...
Found the mouthbreather!
BulletProofHarambe
You know she goes ass to mouth
therealmynamehere
You never go ass to mouth.
Iworktosavethetatas
Cyrillus
Ass to moth.
Thoraxe123
Where do you think she got the cockroach from?
gandalfthefay
Nice.
HungryPumpkn
I don't want that thing anywhere near my ass. The spider on the other hand...
MasterRichardRahl
I would think that might be an improvement from "cockroach in mouth."
boneseyp848888
Lucky for her, so do i????
endfreq
And sucks your dick with a wasp.
TheBretters
Knowing me I would probably try to swat it her mouth with my dick still in.
TheFrypo
I went 3 posts back just to upvote you
I logged in just to upvote you!
manybothansdiedtobringusthisinformation
oh my god. you never go ass to mouth, randal
GrimesB53
You're so repressed.
Anarric
These chicks today, they TELL you to go ass to mouth
ErinFromTheOffice
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's acceptable to go ass to mouth.
gavr1loo
Would you grow up?
Only on special occasions.
SwearsTooMuch
Would you grow up - randal
Crasher2003
yupthatsmondays
sonofTK421
BailKat
Lol
skooksies
IndigoWendigo
Then you ask for BJ.. "eww no gross!"
EdgyTeen69
LonelyBrannigan
Yep, that's a deal breaker :p
Freakyfrek
Belthazzar
CrystalMethamphetameme
thezale19
I actaully screamed
garulfos
You willingly put a live spider in your mouth, I will do what you say.
SJohnson23
Hmm. Now what shall I use my new power over you to do.
garulfos
Have to find me first
MrSpeedycola
FCOAlex
NotYourGranny
talos2
wetfart92
YourLocalMessiah
Jellybeanboom
There's that Bitch who swallowd a fly.
RunLikeAnAntelope
I guess she'll die
Jellybeanboom
tr26
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFhHWQsf1q8
OmegaDerp
Patrickstewartmademedoit
I'm shamefully aroused by this
OmegaRiley
+1 for the balls to admit it.
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
Who is she? And more importantly, where did she get that hat?!?!
GrassAssassin
I need one.
Snooj
Gross. I hate nose rings.
arok
When I was a kid I would do this with flying insects and casually yawn when someone was talking to me and let them fly out.
ghostwarlock
http://imgur.com/curEYsp
althrretha
She does not behave in ways one would expect.
GeezMomEnlightenUp
nclu
canibFrank
While you raise a good point, you also raise the problem of what we "expect" from others' behavior, which is at the heart of many a problem.
althrretha
Even though many other users seem to dislike your comment, as a philosopher I appreciate it immensely. +1
canibFrank
Well, I live for the low-N appreciators of my work. Thank you kindly.
MoccasinSlap
Nigga she had a god damn cockroach in her mouth
canibFrank
And a spider, AND a spider. Let's not forget about the spider.
TurquoiseTortoise
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
Best possible reply to these enablist fucktatds
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
*Tards
canibFrank
When you call someone a fucktard and you misspell "fucktard..."
CidColetti
Xiphildias
Something avout seeing the spider one just does it for me. Fearless. 10/10
vahnn
"avout" Time to reread Anathem.
ohdeepthought
Cockroaches carry salmonella and some spiders carry it too I'm not in any way impressed more concerned she'll be crapping til Sunday
dudeandthecatastrophe
I've been seeing that gif for years and I've always thought she was attractive
RevanTheJedi
She definitely is attractive but she's also crazy. And you never put your dick in crazy.
dudeandthecatastrophe
But its way more fun
TheDivineUsersub
Same. As someone who worked at a zoo and animal rescue, I love a woman who isn't afraid of ANY animals.
BobbyBobbston
ANY animals? Now I wanna see her facing a rabid tiger-gorilla hybrid on drugs
canibFrank
To me, this begs the question, How many takes went bad, with the bug trying to escape by crawling down her throat?
ASymphonicBlankStare
Fuck. You. For. That.
Nanaashi
No, because it was flat on her tongue at least in the second one...
supersomatic
You can block your throat while sticking your tongue out... just try it you have a mouth right there
Nanaashi
I can't do it :((((
shawyn1
this was my first thought! her mouth hath no limits
TurtIeproof
Gotta get your protein somehow, no biggie.
sillywq
Bugs have a good dose of will to live - and wouldn't. It's the main reason why the "you eat spiders when you sleep" thing is a myth.
amop
Ever been hiking in july?
FreezeTheBallsOffABrassMonkey
The flies go right in there like an x-wing fighter on mission to the reactor core
SerialChillinSpree
MY EYES
amop
clark6050
That's because flies are tards. Spiders actually have some degree of common sense for an arachnid.
traylorpark
She probably did that thing where you block your throat with your tongue while her mouth was shut. I hope at least...
canibFrank
Woah! What? You can do that?
BigSnicker
Make a 'K' sound.
IHaveToPeePee
Only the chosen few can. Such as me.
IamJustinSane
Only the really good women I've dated.
Arcian
How do you think people are able to eat and breathe at the same time?
spaceindian
Magic probably.
LetMeTellYouSomethingAboutHowTheWorldWorks
I understand you don't but some of us chew with our mouths closed.
whosagoodboy92
THANK YOU!!!!
TOASTisawesome
Can you not breathe through your nose like almost everyone else?
ArgonSpark
That's exactly the point. How else would they be able to eat and breath at the same time?
supersomatic
jesus christ you're stupid
ThatShiftyMonkey
... breathe through your nose while chewing? We don't hold our breaths while chewing...
Arcian
Found the mouthbreather!
BulletProofHarambe
You know she goes ass to mouth
therealmynamehere
You never go ass to mouth.
Iworktosavethetatas
Cyrillus
Ass to moth.
Thoraxe123
Where do you think she got the cockroach from?
GeezMomEnlightenUp
gandalfthefay
Nice.
HungryPumpkn
I don't want that thing anywhere near my ass. The spider on the other hand...
MasterRichardRahl
canibFrank
I would think that might be an improvement from "cockroach in mouth."
boneseyp848888
Lucky for her, so do i????
endfreq
And sucks your dick with a wasp.
TheBretters
Knowing me I would probably try to swat it her mouth with my dick still in.
TheFrypo
I went 3 posts back just to upvote you
endfreq
I logged in just to upvote you!
manybothansdiedtobringusthisinformation
oh my god. you never go ass to mouth, randal
GrimesB53
You're so repressed.
Anarric
These chicks today, they TELL you to go ass to mouth
ErinFromTheOffice
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's acceptable to go ass to mouth.
gavr1loo
Would you grow up?
GeezMomEnlightenUp
Only on special occasions.
SwearsTooMuch
Would you grow up - randal