Some Word Porn

May 6, 2015 8:09 PM

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11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

bwahahaha!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you, Pikachu.

11 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

I'm sad I have but one upvote to give.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/Dau1GSs Nah, this one time in kindergarten I got to hold a chinchilla.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

sweeeet !

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Poetry. Poetry is the word you're looking for.

11 years ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 1

"Pretentious Poetry About the Most Stone Simple Emotions."

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I laughed at this

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes. agree

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

thank you for saying it. words like these deserve a description better than "word porn". Poetry.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I just read your comment as "the world you're looking for." and it was beautiful!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Quotes, Poetry, there's really a lot of already in place terms to describe this

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

phrase hacks

11 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

You fucking cunt I love you

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You beautiful bastard.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

dear god I almost spit out my coffee

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ. I love this more than i hate people who call normal shit "hacks".

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Lifehack: Break into the NSA headquarters in 10 easy steps!" (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"SECRET AGENTS HATE HIM!" (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"...Whether you mean that much to me or whether I mean that little to myself" I know that one, couldn't ever explain it though.

11 years ago | Likes 1124 Dislikes 7

That is it exactly.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But how do we change it? I seriously don't know.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

For me after about a year or two it kinda subsided. Still think about her everyday but if she's not thinking of me then it's not meant to be

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's annoying when you get to the point that you realise you're not thinking about her/him, and then feel shit about that very fact.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how I feel with my family. This is such a hard thing to change.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel you dude

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Remember the one that says "it's time to move on", it gets better. You deserve for it to get better.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet my life.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When you put someone on a pedestal, they can't help but look down on you. - random imgurette

11 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

...Fuck!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if it's higher than the one you put yourself on :D

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oooh... yeah that one hurts a bit...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So much truth.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hwy I remember quoting that when I was giving relationship advise.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I couldn't find it in your comments so I'm going to say that it wasn't you. Also I'm certain it was a lady.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I ment quoting the statement in IRL from imgur.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its a great quote!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hodor" - Hodor

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Or people up at 3 am work the graveyard shift

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

Or on their day off from 3rd shift and watching seasons on Netflix because you can't sleep, don't want to drink to avoid a hangover.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Well, that just gave me the best ideas for love letters for my husband while we are long distance.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not only did I love her, but I could tell the universe loved her, too. More than others. She was different. After all, I would (1/2)

11 years ago | Likes 449 Dislikes 5

So you DO remember!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

stand awkwardly in her bedroom watching her sleep like the creep I am (2/2) - Edward Cullen

11 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

be a fool not to notice the way the sunshine played with her hair. - Christopher Poindexter (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 374 Dislikes 3

That's the best one. Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I absolutely love Christopher Poindexter's works. :D

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I am unreasonably in love with Christopher Poindexter. He has so much talent, and I haven't read anything by him that doesn't make me happy.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

screw her so hard she wouldn't be able to walk for weeks. (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 34

Ha

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

i love you.

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Hahahahahaha thank you, that was my first laugh all day believe it or not

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

okay, this made me laugh

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Read #10 in a. Christopher. Walken. Voice.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That was a beautiful experience, thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love.. God damn it..

11 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 3

RIght?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like all three for me!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah cheers!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cheers!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love indeed.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah here come the tears. #10 - for a girl truly in love for the first time but aware that it may well end soon, that one was a dagger.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep... i need a drink.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love ia giving someone else the power to destroy you and trusting them not to.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#7 and that at the same time. this is why it's not simple

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall and a preserving sweet."

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That last one hit me the most since I've just gotten out of a relationship. God damn it...

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

"I have no where to go".."then you have everywhere to go"..idk why but it reminded me of that

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never thought of it like that, it's quite uplifting :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

isn't it? Implies to a lot of things :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just had the 2 month "anniversary" of my breakup today and it still hurts. I feel your pain, man.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*Woman, but yeah... it sucks. Hope it gets better for you.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

[obligatory sup.gif here] Well I mean it can only go up from here, so I got that going for me.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or you get hit by a truck

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of these, even still years from now, will remind you of love lost.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

About 6 months past here.. Was with the girl for 6 years. Shit is still insanely hard. Almost all of these hit home.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Shit :( I hope it gets better. Memories can be so painful though...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The memories seem to be nice for me.. but that's the problem. They are memories now :/ What makes it worse is how close in proximity we are

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time is your friend. Truth is, some wounds don't heal well, and we walk through life with a limp.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very true, some feelings just never go away.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We still go to the same church, and I pretty much live with her family.. it's complicated lol. But dang. I miss her so much every day.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know memories can be nice, but just knowing they will never be repeated kind of hurts. At least for me. Hope it gets better for you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 months out of a 4 year relationship. This got me good.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I hope it gets better x

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

upvotes tonight 4 all my fellow refugees of love.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hit a little too close to home.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah a lot of these hit pretty close to home

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me!" - Anne Frank

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I know I'm late, but..."motherfuckers wanna fine me"...I'm sorry.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye. Blessed be Franne Ank and her words of wisdom.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That bitch kept it real.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Straight up. OG AF

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I Think It Is "Wanna Fine me" Which Would Make Sense When He Says "What's 50 Grand To A MOTHERFUCKER Like ME Can You Please Remind me"

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So idk why my phone decided to capitalize every dam word! Eh makes it seem interesting I guess

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What'd she order? Fish filet?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lightly fried

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Lightly fried fish fillets

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hide so hard Fuckin Nazis wanna find mee

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm in the library and you just made me burst into laughter

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are my favourite person now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-WORD PORN

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm crying omg

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Win.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Slightly paraphrased?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Verbatim.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ball is l'chaim

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this special one! +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably

11 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 4

OP I've been thinking about writing a book. Now not so much :(

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at all the gold!! I feel so... untalented

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet you are amazing. How many of these authors felt the same way. Just write, and don't worry if it's "gold" or not. What matters is

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

- Michael G Scott

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

That's what she said.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That shit cray.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

What she order?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Gefilte filet

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

THAT shit CRAY

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

ain't it Jay?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

No. I refuse the overflow of the emotions and I wont read this anymore. No. God I need therapy again...

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

hugs, friend!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*HUG*

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

DAWWWWW

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the calling to talk to someone again is this strong, it may be the sign for you to go back there. *hugs* I'm here if you want to talk.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"If you were a lemon, I'd put you on the shelf and cherish you like all our lemons." "That's so beautiful..." -Words from porn

11 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 2

Until the lemon whores come

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Who stole the lemon tree

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

those damned whores

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I GET THAT REFERENCE

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I HATE those pseudo-philosophical teen angst BS that shows up in this same format but holy hell thsee are some beautiful words.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Well, these were mostly written by talented and established wordsmiths, while those were written by pseudo-philosophical teens.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All great writers start somewhere

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went from Tolstoy to insanihty.tumblr.com

11 years ago | Likes 352 Dislikes 3

Tolstoy's was the worst one

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I don't think that's Tolstoy, if it makes you feel better.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's not. It's from a Godard movie. it's spoken by Anna Karina, I assume someone jumped to "Anna Karenina"

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty much this

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Insanity!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is because tumblr is shit

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Yeah, the tumblr one was definitely out of place. Not nearly on the same level as the others.

11 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

Still good advice though.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

hell of a lot better than "you'll finally understand, why storms are named after people"

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 12

Yeah, I mean the core idea is kinda neat, but it was poorly executed.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

These are beautiful but I feel the word "porn" ruins them. It's not a beautiful word nor a beautiful thing

11 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 13

It's almost as if different things are beautiful to different people.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In fact could we all stop describing breathtaking things as "porn"

11 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 2

Holy fuck yes, this. THIS.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Thank you! I was going to post this myself until I saw your comment.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

“Erotica is using a feather; pornograpy is using the whole chicken.” - Isabel Allende

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Yeah she took an old joke and rephrased it to suit her needs. Neat.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes, but here we're celebrating phrasing as well as meaning, and if the phrasing is repurposed from common spoken word a quote is pointless.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Honestly? I just didn't want people to think I was the originator of the phrase, and now I no longer care about this. Good day." - Shalmdi

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

absolutely agree. words like these deserve better. also, i'm tired of all the "_____ porn" phrases. at least try to do your content justice.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am kind of ok with how it is mostly used, because it is blatant, explicit and does not leave much room for imagination, just shows you.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 7

"Accidents happen. People you love will die. Nothing you treasure will last. And I need to accept and embrace that fact."- Rant

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

this book is so word pornographic it leaves me almost paralyzed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my favorite books of all time... Good choice, good sir (or madam), good choice!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was fantastic. Definitely one of my favorites now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this book is so word pornographic it leaves me almost paralyzed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved it. I love Chuck's work so much.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of my word porn...

11 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 8

A tip someone once gave me: don't rely on punctuation (elipses, specifically) to set the mood. Write your words so that they need no help.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I present to you this fresh bouquet of early-spring ellipses.... ((( . . .. ) ) ) ) . . . . ( > ) . . . . (((....))))

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's really nice, Cuntsparkle!

11 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Nice! Kinda abstract. It felt like the inner monologue of someone who just woke up on a foreign planet.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You need to check your wind privilege.

11 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 6

I feel like this is a Friends reference.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

thank you. I needed a joke after all the feelings this post gave me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you know the name of the wind?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this was a nice comedic break

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why can't they just call it poetry? Why does everything have to be 'porn' nowadays? What the fuck...

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

yes! I hate this trend!

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I know! I've never liked the trend.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WORD HACKS

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With my last breath, I'll exhale my love for you. I hope it's a cold day so you can see what you meant to me.= Jarod Kintz

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Ummm...a barely imperceivable wisp, gone from nearly the moment it appeared?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk forever in my garden" - Gandhi

11 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Smooth Gandhi

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"And as our last breath tears at their lungs, they will know... Helghan belongs to the Helghast." -Scolar Visari

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. ”

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

That's beautiful

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I read these in the voice of Joshua Graham, my imagination said it sounded cool

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is the most beautiful string of comments I've ever seen here. Thank you for not making everything a joke. Needed this.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Our tragedy today is a general and universal physical fear so long sustained by now that we can even bear it. (1/3)

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There are no longer problems of the spirit. There is only the question: When will I be blown up? Because of this, the young man or (2/3)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

woman writing today has forgotten the problems of the human heart in conflict with itself which alone can make good writing because (3/lied)

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only that is worth writing about, worth the agony and the sweat." (4/lied)

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Accept change - Microsoft Word

11 years ago | Likes 536 Dislikes 0

=/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except change accept.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Remove all attachments - Microsoft Outlook

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I just had to log in to thank you. Best comment in 2015, I am almost in tears of laughing xD

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Everything not saved will be lost-Nintendo quit screen

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you get this from The End Games?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, just saw that image flying around for a good while now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah ok, I read this in the front of that book, that's why I asked. Amazing book if you were curious

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Normally I'd make a joke about rehosting images on imgur, but the fact that that's on a New Zealand government site makes it awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Genuinely made me lol.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's deep

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

something something your mother

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

that's deeper

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Titty Sprinkles

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"He made the world to be a grassy road, beneath her wandering feet." - Yeats

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

one that's meant a lot to me is "“There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.” ― John Holmes

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stunning

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is one of my all time favourites.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sploosh

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O_O

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This, this made me feel such a wrench in my heart of loss that I nearly cried in work.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love this quote.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the answer everything or very little? I could see it being both..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everything, such is the tone.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beautiful

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's one of my favourites.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe poetry porn

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I applaud you good sir.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this gave me chills

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a flat quote. -_- read a realism novel and understand emotion that way. Not cheesy one liners.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

I particularly cringe at the term "word porn". Is this supposed to get me hard? It's really mostly bad.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

beautiful

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to type original poetry, then I farted, and decided it was good enough. +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

holy shit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For me: with my last breath, I'll exhale my love for you... Jaron kintz

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Up vote because Jarod is spelt the same way as mine and that never happens

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My panties would straight slingshot across the room if this was said to me by the one I love.

11 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 0

What if it was a guy you didn't love?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"This one goes out to the one I love..."

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

"This one goes out to the one I left behind"

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

And this little piggy stayed home

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

all these steel beams, and he still cant melt on you

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

That's perfect.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He'd be dead though. You just threw your panties at a dead man. You necropheliac.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It means the opposite of what you think it means, if I'm not mistaken.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanna love you but I better not touch. I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop. I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (1)

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous POISON! YOU'RE POISON RUNNIN' THROUGH MY VEINS! YOU'RE POISON! I DON'T WANNA BREAK THESE CHAINS

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Ahahaha I was actually moved by the Kintz quote and now I'm crying with laughter. THE CAPS! OH, THE CAPS!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well ya gotta emphasize that part somehow

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my gosh, I haven't heard that song in forever! Thanks for the hit of nostalgia. :)

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

First live performance I ever saw was alic cooper

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are these so sad :-( I'm in love..for the first time and I hate knowing that everyone is broken :/

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm in love for the first time / Don't you know it's gonna last? / It's a love that lasts forever / It's a love that has no past

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You can begin to understand the pain that is lost love. If you are in love hold tight to it it because life is so empty and cold without it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dat last one, tho...

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Yeah... That one hit a little to close for comfort like calling in an air strike danger close.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

feel like a positive one should have come after it :/ like this

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why is Poindexter synonymous with a nerd, because the man was slick.

11 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 2

Out of all of these, the 2 that stuck out most were both from him. Every time these are posted, his are my favorite

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So fresh and so clean clean!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So slick... So sexy...

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

Because it refers to a nerdy cartoon character, not him...

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Was slick? He lives and has a Tumblr for goodness sake.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

does anyone know who the fuck he is? i assumed he was some ancient poet but naah

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chris is a friend of mine, his new book "Naked Human" is really good, and on sale on Amazon!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#12 is false. There is a fourth option -- a stressed student who procrastinated far too much and is now paying the price.

11 years ago | Likes 1296 Dislikes 17

I'm in the gamer category. Although sometimes it's a book. Or art. Or imgur.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... drunk.

11 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

Or lonely.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Or someone who got caught up in a video game and didn't realize the time until the sun came up

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finals week, woo!~

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Don't forget cocaine..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what about people that work night shift?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+ 24-hour coding competitions. x__x

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

or a gamer.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or playing video games

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Nd people who have to work overnights....

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cough* online gamers

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Props to my kinfolk struggling to live thru finals week. We got this! So I hope... Adderoll, caffeine, and more adderoll FTW!! Any A&P folk?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or on imgur.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the youth have always resembled the drunk, and last minute cramming is fairly youthful.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And that one time I reeeeally wanted to finish that book haha who am I kidding THAT'S EVERY TIME -

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, how did you know?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or that you work a night shift. Im on lunch at 2:14 although I do feel lonely

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I have an 8 AM final, and it's currently 4:30 AM. Procrastination kills.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I take it you're not a writer.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ide go with lonely and possibly drunk for that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most imgurian are awake at 3 am...aren't we? Am I the only one again? !!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's 2:30 am where I am right now. And I am not leaving any time soon.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One word. Netflix.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3rd Shift. 'u <(-_-)v

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or students who have to much hw and extra curricular activities

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the stay at home moms that are just trying to enjoy some peace.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me all semester.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's me! Oh, wait, I'm still on imgur

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And people like myself working nightshift.

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I know how that is.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The lonely nightshift

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

amen to that fellow shifter

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me last night.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ME RIGHT NOW

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a final tomorrow, I'm gonna die.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like me!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, fun groups of ppl who decide to drive an hour to the beach at 3 am :D

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

I walked to the beach 2 miles away with friends at 11pm. No GPS means we took too many lefts and made a big circle in 3 hours...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I realize not everyone can navigate by the stars, or see them in city light. But the moon can also provide some directional assistance.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha. Moonlight burns. That's why we stay in the highly forested areas

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Am I cool enough to join you guys?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nursing mothers...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Architecture students

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Me... Right now... I should probably get of Imgur

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...as I sit here at 3am with a paper due in a few hours. 10 more pages to go. HALP

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's 3:30 am, I've been awake for 4 hours because my sleep schedule is fucked.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If you think about it, you're sleeping schedule is perfect for someplace where its 12pm now - time to buy a plane ticket!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Night people are a mystery to morning people ...but then again....my days and nights are upside-down too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a day person, I just fell asleep at 6:30 because of stress and exhaustion, woke up at 11:30 and now it's 9 am and fuck my life

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a day person, I just fell asleep at 6:30 because of stress and exhaustion, woke up at 11:30 and now it's 9 am and fuck my life

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also insomniacs, gamers, and people who can't pull away from the internet

11 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 1

I work graveyard

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I CAN STOP ANYTIME MAN GOD I AM SO LONELY

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

/huggles*

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me right now :D

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Read lonely. I know that loneliness leads to late night gaming, and I'd assume that insomniacs are lonely at night.

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I've been wide awake with my gf warmly snuggled next to me passed out and snoring more times than I can count. Insomnia is a bitch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an insomniac, I'm not lonely. Just bored a lot.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My mind just doesnt stay asleep for long. No loneliness.

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I game while talking with my friends on Skype. Or game for myself, not because I'm lonely but because I want to experience new worlds.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, I just have more people on the server I like late night. I go out in the evening, come home and game a bit before sleeping around 5am

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I feel most at home when nobody else is there.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can relate to that. As a fellow introvert I too like to be alone a lot, but if it's gaming at 3 am it's cause I don't want to think 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm an insomniac, and I'm alone, but never lonely.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or they want to play with their friends online who live on the other side of the world.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey. Shuddup. We.. we are fine. It is normal.. we are fine

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh shit...you can't fuck your way out of a lonely heart??

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Why didn't someone tell me sooner?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, Johnny Ox? Watch me!! *spite sex everywhere*

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is currently my go to plan

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can try.

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I did.

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Right on, dawg!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Until you accidentally get pregnant, then this one no longer applies. It's a crazy thing, yet beautiful.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait, are you telling me that a baby will fill me with love and happiness? Is this true?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well the person you were fucking probably won't be the one you fall completely in love with

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you will be pretty full alright

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The irony that such beautiful words are listed as "word porn".

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

porn can be beautiful

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A car crash can be beautiful. A disease can be beautiful. Everything can be beautiful to someone and I don't know why you were voted down.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they have romantic "female friendly" porn categories. That shit is beautiful as fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate this phrase. It's stupid and unnecessary. Also, putting it on every panel was absurdly distracting.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank You. My point exactly.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's my birthday today and all I wish is to meet someone today who will say something really nice to me.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sorry I'm a little late, but happy birthday, you seem like a totally rad guy, I hope your birthday was fantastic!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much. Though, I can be awkward around people sometimes. I love imgurians! :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awkward is my middle name. ;) Don't feel bad.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have a wonderful Birthday!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy Birthday!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy Birthday :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy Birthday QT

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you! :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something really nice to me. Happy Birthday.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You still get an upvote! :P Thanks! :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dallas Green is such an underrated lyricist. Simplicity and beauty. Good music for those rainy days!

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That guy is a fool.

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I just found him a couple months ago and im so damn hooked. I knew dallas green sounded familiar!

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His new stuff with Pink is really good. However, I will never like a song of his more than "Day Old Hate".

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That song gives me chills every freaking time.

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100% agree!

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Underrated? The man is a multi-platinum album selling individual in Canada. I'd say people are aware of his lyrical abilities.

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So damn true!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Never got into CaC. But Alexisonfire was the shit in 2006 tho.

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You are so right. I can't get enough of his stuff. Save your scissors and happiness by the kilowatt

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Happiness by the Kilowatt is like deep sadness packaged into the most beautiful song. I absolutely love it.

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Alexisonfire was one of my favorite bands back in high school!

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Frank Turner, Dan Campbell of The Wonder Years, Ryan Young of Off With Their Heads, and John K. Samson from The Weakerthans are up there.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if I really like his lyrics, but hate his voice? Because I really do like his lyrics.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I love everything he has done. Even the beer he released. Awesome dude.

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If no one else had made a comment about it, I was going to. I haven't heard one song from him that I haven't felt the truest emotion from

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Can never get tried of City and Colour's "The Girl"

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

YES my favourite too

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Fucking LOVE that man's words. Even in alexisonfire, he wrote some wicked stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Never thought I'd ever see an AOF related comment/post on imgur

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"Every step I take I leave a small piece of myself behind, soon there will be nothing left."

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for the love of Alexisonfire

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his music is the reason i picked up guitar. that guitar has got me through a lot

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

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Never heard of him.. i'll be right back..

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're welcome! That's all I'm saying.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

City and Colour! Must have heard of that

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't say underrated, he's pretty successful! Worked hard at it though

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THANK YOU! I fail to see how a man as successful as him (platinum albums in Canada) is underrated.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's incredible but around where I live (Memphis, TN), no one has heard of him.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only his voice wasn't so god damn bland. Leaves me bored.

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I object!

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Shit, apparently other people do, too. I BRING EVIDENCE. What's the best part of 'Sleeping Sickness'? Its Gordon Downie, Not Dallas Green.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I TESTIFY. I find his voice soothing, in a rainy day sort of way. I've always felt it fits his music perfectly.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

& you cannot compare to Gordon Downie! Apples and oranges, my friend! FYI I go to uni in the city the Hip is from... we're passionate here

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are. . Are their others that know of City and Colour? *cries slowly.

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Is there anyone who doesn't?

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Seriously? Has anyone else heard of a "band" that's Platinum in Canada? Nope. Only you.

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Thank you. Should have read your reply before posting mine.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little Hell. That is all

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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Bakers dozens!if you include me! :)))))

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you call 14s? Because that.

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