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SlayerOfTheNazgul
http://imgur.com/fRx82Yw
liv4thebeatles
bwahahaha!!!
keikikahuna
And I'd choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I'd find you and I'd choose you, Pikachu.
pikachuichooseyou
I'm sad I have but one upvote to give.
possiblyemmawatson
http://imgur.com/Dau1GSs Nah, this one time in kindergarten I got to hold a chinchilla.
GirlintheTown
sweeeet !
quisnon
Poetry. Poetry is the word you're looking for.
diabolicaljazz
"Pretentious Poetry About the Most Stone Simple Emotions."
quisnon
I laughed at this
charliee
yes. agree
PoniesEatGrass
thank you for saying it. words like these deserve a description better than "word porn". Poetry.
foremma
I just read your comment as "the world you're looking for." and it was beautiful!
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Quotes, Poetry, there's really a lot of already in place terms to describe this
TheGreatKickOfTheNorth
phrase hacks
captainafterbirth
You fucking cunt I love you
mateysaidwot
You beautiful bastard.
ZebraCockSandwich
dear god I almost spit out my coffee
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
Jesus christ. I love this more than i hate people who call normal shit "hacks".
DarkUranium
"Lifehack: Break into the NSA headquarters in 10 easy steps!" (1/2)
DarkUranium
"SECRET AGENTS HATE HIM!" (2/2)
kingofmoydow
"...Whether you mean that much to me or whether I mean that little to myself" I know that one, couldn't ever explain it though.
lemeny2805
That is it exactly.
FredsAngelsMmmMmm
But how do we change it? I seriously don't know.
kingofmoydow
For me after about a year or two it kinda subsided. Still think about her everyday but if she's not thinking of me then it's not meant to be
RedTampon
It's annoying when you get to the point that you realise you're not thinking about her/him, and then feel shit about that very fact.
MrsFinley
This is how I feel with my family. This is such a hard thing to change.
TKBaha
I feel you dude
DougHardle
Remember the one that says "it's time to move on", it gets better. You deserve for it to get better.
kevinvar
I bet my life.
calldrdaley
When you put someone on a pedestal, they can't help but look down on you. - random imgurette
Billywonderful
...Fuck!
DiirtMcGiirt
Only if it's higher than the one you put yourself on :D
sharptongue
Oooh... yeah that one hurts a bit...
pootsytoots
So much truth.
mann0311
Hwy I remember quoting that when I was giving relationship advise.
calldrdaley
I couldn't find it in your comments so I'm going to say that it wasn't you. Also I'm certain it was a lady.
mann0311
I ment quoting the statement in IRL from imgur.
calldrdaley
Its a great quote!
rofresko
"Hodor" - Hodor
djblackeye
Or people up at 3 am work the graveyard shift
geriatricsanatore
Or on their day off from 3rd shift and watching seasons on Netflix because you can't sleep, don't want to drink to avoid a hangover.
fjms
Well, that just gave me the best ideas for love letters for my husband while we are long distance.
PepperidgeFarms
Not only did I love her, but I could tell the universe loved her, too. More than others. She was different. After all, I would (1/2)
JaasimMulla
So you DO remember!
seventhallycat
stand awkwardly in her bedroom watching her sleep like the creep I am (2/2) - Edward Cullen
PepperidgeFarms
be a fool not to notice the way the sunshine played with her hair. - Christopher Poindexter (2/2)
mrsforfunsies
That's the best one. Thank you.
GreenPandaPirate
I absolutely love Christopher Poindexter's works. :D
TheForgottenMarauder
I am unreasonably in love with Christopher Poindexter. He has so much talent, and I haven't read anything by him that doesn't make me happy.
llamasaylol
screw her so hard she wouldn't be able to walk for weeks. (2/2)
jaysong
Ha
madisondaoutlaw
i love you.
JohnnyWalkah
Hahahahahaha thank you, that was my first laugh all day believe it or not
testingonetwothreetesting
okay, this made me laugh
Kyuun
Read #10 in a. Christopher. Walken. Voice.
diabolicaljazz
That was a beautiful experience, thank you.
StormPooper78
Love.. God damn it..
jaysong
RIght?
NotACreativeName1
More like all three for me!
MrScud
Yeah cheers!
NotACreativeName1
Cheers!
cokonutz
Love indeed.
UpvoteFairyCakes
Yeah here come the tears. #10 - for a girl truly in love for the first time but aware that it may well end soon, that one was a dagger.
dickspickle
Yep... i need a drink.
StrangelyCalm
Love ia giving someone else the power to destroy you and trusting them not to.
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
#7 and that at the same time. this is why it's not simple
Proudfoots
"What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall and a preserving sweet."
MauSekhmet
That last one hit me the most since I've just gotten out of a relationship. God damn it...
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
"I have no where to go".."then you have everywhere to go"..idk why but it reminded me of that
MauSekhmet
I never thought of it like that, it's quite uplifting :)
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
isn't it? Implies to a lot of things :)
PizzaLordOfGallifrey
I just had the 2 month "anniversary" of my breakup today and it still hurts. I feel your pain, man.
MauSekhmet
*Woman, but yeah... it sucks. Hope it gets better for you.
PizzaLordOfGallifrey
[obligatory sup.gif here] Well I mean it can only go up from here, so I got that going for me.
jaysong
Or you get hit by a truck
lastminute
Some of these, even still years from now, will remind you of love lost.
ThattBiggie
About 6 months past here.. Was with the girl for 6 years. Shit is still insanely hard. Almost all of these hit home.
MauSekhmet
Shit :( I hope it gets better. Memories can be so painful though...
ThattBiggie
The memories seem to be nice for me.. but that's the problem. They are memories now :/ What makes it worse is how close in proximity we are
lastminute
Time is your friend. Truth is, some wounds don't heal well, and we walk through life with a limp.
MauSekhmet
Very true, some feelings just never go away.
ThattBiggie
We still go to the same church, and I pretty much live with her family.. it's complicated lol. But dang. I miss her so much every day.
MauSekhmet
I know memories can be nice, but just knowing they will never be repeated kind of hurts. At least for me. Hope it gets better for you.
MyUsernameIsDEFINITELYNOTmyPassword
7 months out of a 4 year relationship. This got me good.
MauSekhmet
I hope it gets better x
lastminute
upvotes tonight 4 all my fellow refugees of love.
IconicNebula
FuckWhoeverTookMyName
Yeah a lot of these hit pretty close to home
EverTheLion
"Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna find me!" - Anne Frank
cavemanhadstyle
I know I'm late, but..."motherfuckers wanna fine me"...I'm sorry.
LinneahPotato
This is beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye. Blessed be Franne Ank and her words of wisdom.
OddlyCantEven
That bitch kept it real.
LinneahPotato
Straight up. OG AF
hartley411
I Think It Is "Wanna Fine me" Which Would Make Sense When He Says "What's 50 Grand To A MOTHERFUCKER Like ME Can You Please Remind me"
hartley411
So idk why my phone decided to capitalize every dam word! Eh makes it seem interesting I guess
ablondeambition
What'd she order? Fish filet?
Vegardina
Lightly fried
edinburgers
Lightly fried fish fillets
misterdode
Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time.
MochaFrapavagina
Hide so hard Fuckin Nazis wanna find mee
koalasoffeucalyptus
I'm in the library and you just made me burst into laughter
NeverTrustAWombat
You are my favourite person now.
LemonFanta
-WORD PORN
lolavianita
I'm crying omg
Person1518
Win.
menyazovutmethos
Slightly paraphrased?
IChangeMySettings
No. Verbatim.
TomJohnson77
Ball is l'chaim
UncleIrohnman
this special one! +1
Thingamajiggly
Probably
azurepenguin
OP I've been thinking about writing a book. Now not so much :(
Thingamajiggly
Why?
azurepenguin
Look at all the gold!! I feel so... untalented
Thingamajiggly
I bet you are amazing. How many of these authors felt the same way. Just write, and don't worry if it's "gold" or not. What matters is
LINKINTHEDESCRIPTION
- Michael G Scott
kowalibear
That's what she said.
grumpatsurrisrex
That shit cray.
ThaDoobiestOne
What she order?
grumpatsurrisrex
Gefilte filet
wildweekendbitch
THAT shit CRAY
IanVanCheese
ain't it Jay?
Mshine
No. I refuse the overflow of the emotions and I wont read this anymore. No. God I need therapy again...
GirlintheTown
hugs, friend!
doverhavens
*HUG*
RtaHy
DAWWWWW
Kalypso
If the calling to talk to someone again is this strong, it may be the sign for you to go back there. *hugs* I'm here if you want to talk.
GRAAAAAAAPEFRUIT
"If you were a lemon, I'd put you on the shelf and cherish you like all our lemons." "That's so beautiful..." -Words from porn
Squirrelmastersbitch
Until the lemon whores come
Imaderichardderriere
Who stole the lemon tree
ichasesquirrels
those damned whores
sharptongue
I GET THAT REFERENCE
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
I HATE those pseudo-philosophical teen angst BS that shows up in this same format but holy hell thsee are some beautiful words.
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
Well, these were mostly written by talented and established wordsmiths, while those were written by pseudo-philosophical teens.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
All great writers start somewhere
charlesxavier
Went from Tolstoy to insanihty.tumblr.com
AbyssalGigantism
Tolstoy's was the worst one
harleyquinn30
I don't think that's Tolstoy, if it makes you feel better.
countrymatters
Yeah it's not. It's from a Godard movie. it's spoken by Anna Karina, I assume someone jumped to "Anna Karenina"
harleyquinn30
Thank you.
buzzyloo
Pretty much this
pussyface
Insanity!!
Fayre52
that is because tumblr is shit
festivebeethoven
Yeah, the tumblr one was definitely out of place. Not nearly on the same level as the others.
anglophilestymie
Still good advice though.
halfanangrybadger
hell of a lot better than "you'll finally understand, why storms are named after people"
Ray0Sunsine
Yeah, I mean the core idea is kinda neat, but it was poorly executed.
harleyquinn30
Thank you
thisnameistaken
These are beautiful but I feel the word "porn" ruins them. It's not a beautiful word nor a beautiful thing
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
It's almost as if different things are beautiful to different people.
thisnameistaken
In fact could we all stop describing breathtaking things as "porn"
RagnarosTheFirelord
Holy fuck yes, this. THIS.
2plus2isfive
Thank you! I was going to post this myself until I saw your comment.
shalmdi
“Erotica is using a feather; pornograpy is using the whole chicken.” - Isabel Allende
HeyOP
Yeah she took an old joke and rephrased it to suit her needs. Neat.
shalmdi
"What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9
HeyOP
Yes, but here we're celebrating phrasing as well as meaning, and if the phrasing is repurposed from common spoken word a quote is pointless.
shalmdi
"Honestly? I just didn't want people to think I was the originator of the phrase, and now I no longer care about this. Good day." - Shalmdi
PoniesEatGrass
absolutely agree. words like these deserve better. also, i'm tired of all the "_____ porn" phrases. at least try to do your content justice.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
I am kind of ok with how it is mostly used, because it is blatant, explicit and does not leave much room for imagination, just shows you.
clinthxc
"Accidents happen. People you love will die. Nothing you treasure will last. And I need to accept and embrace that fact."- Rant
youdroppedyourpocket
this book is so word pornographic it leaves me almost paralyzed.
ripvannikki
One of my favorite books of all time... Good choice, good sir (or madam), good choice!
clinthxc
It was fantastic. Definitely one of my favorites now.
youdroppedyourpocket
this book is so word pornographic it leaves me almost paralyzed.
clinthxc
I loved it. I love Chuck's work so much.
ArtSparkle
Some of my word porn...![]()
GoingToGeorgia
A tip someone once gave me: don't rely on punctuation (elipses, specifically) to set the mood. Write your words so that they need no help.
xmaneds
I present to you this fresh bouquet of early-spring ellipses.... ((( . . .. ) ) ) ) . . . . ( > ) . . . . (((....))))
xmaneds
That's really nice, Cuntsparkle!
VictarionsCrispyArm
Nice! Kinda abstract. It felt like the inner monologue of someone who just woke up on a foreign planet.
cannedpeople
You need to check your wind privilege.
gadgethackwrench
I feel like this is a Friends reference.
Emac94
thank you. I needed a joke after all the feelings this post gave me.
noscarletcoat
Do you know the name of the wind?
CanadiansWilllRule
this was a nice comedic break
Ewido
Why can't they just call it poetry? Why does everything have to be 'porn' nowadays? What the fuck...
PoniesEatGrass
yes! I hate this trend!
burrelstrnf
I know! I've never liked the trend.
atomicthumbs
WORD HACKS
Dtm3685
With my last breath, I'll exhale my love for you. I hope it's a cold day so you can see what you meant to me.= Jarod Kintz
yourCleverUsername10
Ummm...a barely imperceivable wisp, gone from nearly the moment it appeared?
seastarontheseashore
"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk forever in my garden" - Gandhi
azurepenguin
Smooth Gandhi
Flerb88
"And as our last breath tears at their lungs, they will know... Helghan belongs to the Helghast." -Scolar Visari
jrau18
“Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called. ”
micahthesewell
That's beautiful
therealsiem
I read these in the voice of Joshua Graham, my imagination said it sounded cool
kowalibear
This is the most beautiful string of comments I've ever seen here. Thank you for not making everything a joke. Needed this.
SlugLyfe
She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.
bizarrobn
"Our tragedy today is a general and universal physical fear so long sustained by now that we can even bear it. (1/3)
bizarrobn
There are no longer problems of the spirit. There is only the question: When will I be blown up? Because of this, the young man or (2/3)
bizarrobn
woman writing today has forgotten the problems of the human heart in conflict with itself which alone can make good writing because (3/lied)
bizarrobn
only that is worth writing about, worth the agony and the sweat." (4/lied)
CylonCrusader
Accept change - Microsoft Word
azurepenguin
=/
DrToastyPants
Except change accept.
TastyTastyScience
Remove all attachments - Microsoft Outlook
askMeAboutYou
I just had to log in to thank you. Best comment in 2015, I am almost in tears of laughing xD
IAmCabbageLord
Everything not saved will be lost-Nintendo quit screen
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
http://www.wcl.govt.nz/blogs/teens/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/2DF9F607-DC35-4B26-87B3-088FABFF7FA8.jpg
IAmCabbageLord
Did you get this from The End Games?
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Nah, just saw that image flying around for a good while now.
IAmCabbageLord
Ah ok, I read this in the front of that book, that's why I asked. Amazing book if you were curious
Beepity
Normally I'd make a joke about rehosting images on imgur, but the fact that that's on a New Zealand government site makes it awesome.
zerdath
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Genuinely made me lol.
DirtyGunz
That's deep
CraeteCreate
something something your mother
edinburgers
that's deeper
TittySprinklesNarratedByMorganFreeman
Titty Sprinkles
kittensmakemesquee
"He made the world to be a grassy road, beneath her wandering feet." - Yeats
LeninIsGonnaCrushAllYourCapitalism
With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
one that's meant a lot to me is "“There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.” ― John Holmes
itsahollyday2
Stunning
peachicetea
That is one of my all time favourites.
nonojuice
Sploosh
RetrieveThatGold
I love this
PibbleZoomies
O_O
slobbols
This, this made me feel such a wrench in my heart of loss that I nearly cried in work.
imthathandsomedevil
Love this quote.
pencilv3ster
Is the answer everything or very little? I could see it being both..
kingofmoydow
Everything, such is the tone.
WhereDidILoseMyPants
Beautiful
kittensmakemesquee
That's one of my favourites.
YouCapturedMe
Maybe poetry porn
Skobel24
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
Mertas267
I applaud you good sir.
rachycake
this gave me chills
pAnicsc2
What a flat quote. -_- read a realism novel and understand emotion that way. Not cheesy one liners.
atdc
I particularly cringe at the term "word porn". Is this supposed to get me hard? It's really mostly bad.
KuroiKaze
beautiful
TheOMob
I was going to type original poetry, then I farted, and decided it was good enough. +1
eddiethirdbar
holy shit.
mybestfriendisagiantnamedfezzik
.
redfactor4
For me: with my last breath, I'll exhale my love for you... Jaron kintz
HairyGodFruit
Up vote because Jarod is spelt the same way as mine and that never happens
kylekyle267
.
socialpuma
My panties would straight slingshot across the room if this was said to me by the one I love.
TrijezniMujo
What if it was a guy you didn't love?
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
"This one goes out to the one I love..."
cthulhu716
"This one goes out to the one I left behind"
ottimatik
And this little piggy stayed home
TallAndPowerful
all these steel beams, and he still cant melt on you
WhatsTheMatterOtter
That's perfect.
imentirelyrelevant
He'd be dead though. You just threw your panties at a dead man. You necropheliac.
Pandageddon
It means the opposite of what you think it means, if I'm not mistaken.
nation543
I wanna love you but I better not touch. I wanna hold you but my senses tell me to stop. I wanna kiss you but I want it too much (1)
nation543
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous POISON! YOU'RE POISON RUNNIN' THROUGH MY VEINS! YOU'RE POISON! I DON'T WANNA BREAK THESE CHAINS
lonelysock
Ahahaha I was actually moved by the Kintz quote and now I'm crying with laughter. THE CAPS! OH, THE CAPS!
nation543
well ya gotta emphasize that part somehow
sheriwallace123
Oh my gosh, I haven't heard that song in forever! Thanks for the hit of nostalgia. :)
itsnotmyfaultyoufail
First live performance I ever saw was alic cooper
Challengedimgurian
Why are these so sad :-( I'm in love..for the first time and I hate knowing that everyone is broken :/
RexBry
I'm in love for the first time / Don't you know it's gonna last? / It's a love that lasts forever / It's a love that has no past
flyingmidget23
You can begin to understand the pain that is lost love. If you are in love hold tight to it it because life is so empty and cold without it
WrongUn
Dat last one, tho...
geriatricsanatore
Yeah... That one hit a little to close for comfort like calling in an air strike danger close.
Windbeutel
feel like a positive one should have come after it :/ like this
OhLookTheMoon
Why is Poindexter synonymous with a nerd, because the man was slick.
Yuup
Out of all of these, the 2 that stuck out most were both from him. Every time these are posted, his are my favorite
hazelbunny
So fresh and so clean clean!
Thingamajiggly
So slick... So sexy...
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Because it refers to a nerdy cartoon character, not him...
thescarydude
Was slick? He lives and has a Tumblr for goodness sake.
sidfromtoystory
does anyone know who the fuck he is? i assumed he was some ancient poet but naah
SteakBabies
Chris is a friend of mine, his new book "Naked Human" is really good, and on sale on Amazon!
ProAtCrastination
#12 is false. There is a fourth option -- a stressed student who procrastinated far too much and is now paying the price.
SilentMoon
I'm in the gamer category. Although sometimes it's a book. Or art. Or imgur.
HereticKiller6
So... drunk.
moingboy
Or lonely.
Flopryn
Or someone who got caught up in a video game and didn't realize the time until the sun came up
yarow12
Finals week, woo!~
BG905
Don't forget cocaine..
greenbrier
And what about people that work night shift?
TFor
+ 24-hour coding competitions. x__x
pIanetarysociety
or a gamer.
Kill3mBlanks
Or playing video games
blazerod
Nd people who have to work overnights....
Duraxis
*cough* online gamers
Lipstickred
Props to my kinfolk struggling to live thru finals week. We got this! So I hope... Adderoll, caffeine, and more adderoll FTW!! Any A&P folk?
SomethingCleverBand
Or on imgur.
tinycrocodile
the youth have always resembled the drunk, and last minute cramming is fairly youthful.
mateysaidwot
And that one time I reeeeally wanted to finish that book haha who am I kidding THAT'S EVERY TIME -
StevenwithaPhD
Oh shit, how did you know?
iwanttomountndewya
Or that you work a night shift. Im on lunch at 2:14 although I do feel lonely
meaganboomc
Yeah, I have an 8 AM final, and it's currently 4:30 AM. Procrastination kills.
HeyOP
I take it you're not a writer.
TheWhiteCollarBrawlerMann
Ide go with lonely and possibly drunk for that
lastminute
Most imgurian are awake at 3 am...aren't we? Am I the only one again? !!
brokencrockerypants
It's 2:30 am where I am right now. And I am not leaving any time soon.
KeyLimeAnxiety
One word. Netflix.
StarR0cket
3rd Shift. 'u <(-_-)v
2313
Or students who have to much hw and extra curricular activities
GonnaLoseMyShit
Don't forget the stay at home moms that are just trying to enjoy some peace.
seeingthemidnightsun
Me all semester.
soupynoodle
That's me! Oh, wait, I'm still on imgur
madamfives
And people like myself working nightshift.
JerryH324
I know how that is.
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
The lonely nightshift
suka92
amen to that fellow shifter
thatscumbag
Me last night.
SexyHobbitses
ME RIGHT NOW
Mightymangoman
I have a final tomorrow, I'm gonna die.
RipThrotes
Like me!
travellingmonkey
Also, fun groups of ppl who decide to drive an hour to the beach at 3 am :D
greentights
I walked to the beach 2 miles away with friends at 11pm. No GPS means we took too many lefts and made a big circle in 3 hours...
lastminute
I realize not everyone can navigate by the stars, or see them in city light. But the moon can also provide some directional assistance.
greentights
Haha. Moonlight burns. That's why we stay in the highly forested areas
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE.
watercolortitties
Am I cool enough to join you guys?
mateysaidwot
Nursing mothers...
RitaPita
*Architecture students
alpacawithaboomerang
Me... Right now... I should probably get of Imgur
aprilovescoffee
...as I sit here at 3am with a paper due in a few hours. 10 more pages to go. HALP
804R
It's 3:30 am, I've been awake for 4 hours because my sleep schedule is fucked.
NowThatsWhatICallACoincidenceVol1
If you think about it, you're sleeping schedule is perfect for someplace where its 12pm now - time to buy a plane ticket!
lastminute
Night people are a mystery to morning people ...but then again....my days and nights are upside-down too
804R
I'm a day person, I just fell asleep at 6:30 because of stress and exhaustion, woke up at 11:30 and now it's 9 am and fuck my life
804R
I'm a day person, I just fell asleep at 6:30 because of stress and exhaustion, woke up at 11:30 and now it's 9 am and fuck my life
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
Also insomniacs, gamers, and people who can't pull away from the internet
Shepsus
I work graveyard
larryface
I CAN STOP ANYTIME MAN GOD I AM SO LONELY
peridotstar
/huggles*
larryface
Thank you.
ImUgly
Me right now :D
Moonsmoonsmoons
Read lonely. I know that loneliness leads to late night gaming, and I'd assume that insomniacs are lonely at night.
LiTMac
I've been wide awake with my gf warmly snuggled next to me passed out and snoring more times than I can count. Insomnia is a bitch.
TrueDragon13
As an insomniac, I'm not lonely. Just bored a lot.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
My mind just doesnt stay asleep for long. No loneliness.
littleleopard
I game while talking with my friends on Skype. Or game for myself, not because I'm lonely but because I want to experience new worlds.
WhoTheFuckisGavin
Nah, I just have more people on the server I like late night. I go out in the evening, come home and game a bit before sleeping around 5am
SayaImgur
I feel most at home when nobody else is there.
Moonsmoonsmoons
I can relate to that. As a fellow introvert I too like to be alone a lot, but if it's gaming at 3 am it's cause I don't want to think 1/2
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
I'm an insomniac, and I'm alone, but never lonely.
Zodi
Or they want to play with their friends online who live on the other side of the world.
DrWolvesbane
Hey. Shuddup. We.. we are fine. It is normal.. we are fine
Candymostdandy
Oh shit...you can't fuck your way out of a lonely heart??
CuttlefishAreCool
Why didn't someone tell me sooner?
Allboobandmoreboob
Oh yeah, Johnny Ox? Watch me!! *spite sex everywhere*
voltekker
That is currently my go to plan
ImmortalAzrael
We can try.
jinky74
I did.
LiamNeesonOfficial
Right on, dawg!
daisyb1114
Until you accidentally get pregnant, then this one no longer applies. It's a crazy thing, yet beautiful.
Candymostdandy
Wait, are you telling me that a baby will fill me with love and happiness? Is this true?
Elroydb
Well the person you were fucking probably won't be the one you fall completely in love with
ichasesquirrels
you will be pretty full alright
LangdonAlger
The irony that such beautiful words are listed as "word porn".
rollercostarican
porn can be beautiful
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
A car crash can be beautiful. A disease can be beautiful. Everything can be beautiful to someone and I don't know why you were voted down.
rollercostarican
they have romantic "female friendly" porn categories. That shit is beautiful as fuck.
LemonFanta
I hate this phrase. It's stupid and unnecessary. Also, putting it on every panel was absurdly distracting.
LangdonAlger
Thank You. My point exactly.
GenosHisDisciple
It's my birthday today and all I wish is to meet someone today who will say something really nice to me.
LittleKittyMine
Sorry I'm a little late, but happy birthday, you seem like a totally rad guy, I hope your birthday was fantastic!
GenosHisDisciple
Thank you so much. Though, I can be awkward around people sometimes. I love imgurians! :)
LittleKittyMine
Awkward is my middle name. ;) Don't feel bad.
key11ska
Have a wonderful Birthday!
GenosHisDisciple
Thank you! :)
NotSoPinkFluffyUnicorn
Happy Birthday!
GenosHisDisciple
Thank you! :)
skelekittycat
Happy Birthday :)
GenosHisDisciple
Thank you. :)
JustX
Happy Birthday QT
GenosHisDisciple
Thank you! :)
Gorlami
Something really nice to me. Happy Birthday.
GenosHisDisciple
You still get an upvote! :P Thanks! :)
VictarionsCrispyArm
Dallas Green is such an underrated lyricist. Simplicity and beauty. Good music for those rainy days!
kingAPwhammy
That guy is a fool.
mydawgisgreen
I just found him a couple months ago and im so damn hooked. I knew dallas green sounded familiar!
CopiousFungi
His new stuff with Pink is really good. However, I will never like a song of his more than "Day Old Hate".
VictarionsCrispyArm
That song gives me chills every freaking time.
uberboobs
100% agree!
magneticgumby
Underrated? The man is a multi-platinum album selling individual in Canada. I'd say people are aware of his lyrical abilities.
bribhoy
So damn true!
Krustenbrot
Never got into CaC. But Alexisonfire was the shit in 2006 tho.
micahthesewell
You are so right. I can't get enough of his stuff. Save your scissors and happiness by the kilowatt
lookjakeididit
Happiness by the Kilowatt is like deep sadness packaged into the most beautiful song. I absolutely love it.
irspartacus
Alexisonfire was one of my favorite bands back in high school!
ACatNamedVirtute
Frank Turner, Dan Campbell of The Wonder Years, Ryan Young of Off With Their Heads, and John K. Samson from The Weakerthans are up there.
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
What if I really like his lyrics, but hate his voice? Because I really do like his lyrics.
BiggieShakur
I love everything he has done. Even the beer he released. Awesome dude.
zacarroll
If no one else had made a comment about it, I was going to. I haven't heard one song from him that I haven't felt the truest emotion from
ehhokay
Can never get tried of City and Colour's "The Girl"
Ohgodwhyisthissodifficult
YES my favourite too
showmeYourB00bs
Fucking LOVE that man's words. Even in alexisonfire, he wrote some wicked stuff.
nowayimkissinthatguy
Never thought I'd ever see an AOF related comment/post on imgur
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
"Every step I take I leave a small piece of myself behind, soon there will be nothing left."
lightlesswalk
Upvoted for the love of Alexisonfire
scarison
his music is the reason i picked up guitar. that guitar has got me through a lot
highfiveme
mylifeshouldbeafuckingnovel
Never heard of him.. i'll be right back..
VictarionsCrispyArm
You're welcome! That's all I'm saying.
BillTheDragon
City and Colour! Must have heard of that
BillTheDragon
I wouldn't say underrated, he's pretty successful! Worked hard at it though
magneticgumby
THANK YOU! I fail to see how a man as successful as him (platinum albums in Canada) is underrated.
VictarionsCrispyArm
He's incredible but around where I live (Memphis, TN), no one has heard of him.
thecolonels
If only his voice wasn't so god damn bland. Leaves me bored.
ladyleens
I object!
thecolonels
Shit, apparently other people do, too. I BRING EVIDENCE. What's the best part of 'Sleeping Sickness'? Its Gordon Downie, Not Dallas Green.
ladyleens
I TESTIFY. I find his voice soothing, in a rainy day sort of way. I've always felt it fits his music perfectly.
ladyleens
& you cannot compare to Gordon Downie! Apples and oranges, my friend! FYI I go to uni in the city the Hip is from... we're passionate here
aldorito5712
Are. . Are their others that know of City and Colour? *cries slowly.
atdc
Is there anyone who doesn't?
magneticgumby
Seriously? Has anyone else heard of a "band" that's Platinum in Canada? Nope. Only you.
atdc
Thank you. Should have read your reply before posting mine.
OPgynDelivers
Little Hell. That is all
atleastivestillgotmypersonality
There are dozens of us!
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bribhoy
Bakers dozens!if you include me! :)))))
JeffreyFive
What do you call 14s? Because that.