"Recipe for a hot date night!"

May 10, 2025 10:37 PM

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praise_slaanesh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8sGJnTfO08 sexy flame atronach

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

In any intimate relationship, it's easy to get burned.

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One way or another love will hurt a little. :3

1 year ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

#3 Behold, the power of Cheese.

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The skyrim healthcare system in a nutshell

1 year ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Whenever I see these risqué-purchasing comics, that cashier has already seen far far worse already.

1 year ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

. . . . they're a cashier.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Cucumber, a bottle of personal lubricant, A copy of Sports Illustrated, and a tin of Altoids. That'll be US$37.73"
"... you didn't scan any of that. How do you know-"
"You are *bip* the fifth person to buy that combination *bip* of items today, and the *bip* eighth overall this week. *bip* Do you have a Rewards Card?"

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is life working in retail. Thankfully I only did so for a short time.

1 year ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

The :3 face on the fire girl in the first one...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My best potion was Aloe Vera, Flax, a Sweetroll, and I think either venison or cheese. I basically just made a fancy biscuit of Heroism

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fire elementals. They're hot.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 I can't stand how those vials are stacked in that crate. Stack them neatly, orderly, and upright to form one layer in one crate, then get another crate so the damn glass isn't load bearing.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#2 Meanwhile my ass wished for an alteration scroll instead, or perhaps lycanthropy-but-flame-atronach-instead-of-werewolf.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 casuals drink potions, professionals forge potent rings of resistance! BEHOLD MY COCK RING AND NIPPLE PIERCINGS OF ELEMENTAL IMMUNITY/ABSORPTION! https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZW43dWo2cHQzcWlvMzQ3OGpib21yM3YyYzdidTFyaTE2NXBpamI3NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jOdcgQqtH5FxXeLN0F/200w.webp

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 One of my favorite mod combos in Skyrim was a mod that gave me a flame atronoch follower, a mid that made my pc a flame atronoch, combined with the flame atronoch thrall.

Three fire lesbians burnt skyrim to the ground

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, even the firey hot folks need some lovin'.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Let the nerdy girl play with fire!

1 year ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 2

Getting burned is also a learning sexperience!

1 year ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

She's just Moomin', like she does. <3 Miss that owl.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She should see a healer afterwards about the resulting burning sensations though...

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Just imagine magical STDs.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Usually you need the potion for burning after

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

GRS knows something...

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

who is the artist of #1 ?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

centurii-chan from the looks of it

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you !

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Ah, old M:TG artwork was great

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

BUT IT DOESN'T WORK WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO ROMANCE KARLACH, OF COURSE

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, but casting create water on her does allow you to give smooches.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And also just dragging her into a river or the coast of camp.
That's right, "to get Karlach to kiss you, you have to make her wet."

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always read the label carefully because potions' effect duration varies wildly.

You wouldn't want it to wear off in... inopportune moment.

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Amateurs!

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1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

60 seconds should be enough, but only 13% sounds painful

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Thats why you level up alchemy first so you can mage bigger potions.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember to always use protection!
...otherwise...

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Mmmmmmmm meat!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mmmmmmm, grilled sausage.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Gotta risk a little to live a little!.. But yes. Be sure to bring a bucket or two of fire resistance.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#1 Oh! I did have an idea for a “monstergirl lesbian dating sim” in the past that would def have a fire elemental you need fire resistance to date. I should make it lol.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Based on the steam store I have no doubt you could make it work! :3

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Not a lesbian one but there is a vn where part of the game is seducing various fae and one of them is a flame elemental that you need some sort of potion/ointment for.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It clicked that I'm pretty sure I know the title.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Corrupted Kingdoms for those who wish to know.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thank you!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can only get myself to play dating sims if it’s girl x girl. It’s funny because I just started The Witcher and while it’s not a dating sim it’s got those scenes lol.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mood. There's not nearly enough yuri among Steam's daily 50 sex games releases.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It seems like 1% of them at most are Yuri games. Do you have any recommendations? My favorite is probably Volleyball Heaven, it’s way more emotional than I thought it would be, and actually takes me like 10 hours for a play through. Still haven’t done all the routes though.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think my all-time favorite is still Kindred Spirits on the Roof; there's just something special about the art style, the character chemistry and how the stories suck you in. It's a little pricier than most VNs, but it also took me 56 hours to complete. Must-have for any yuri fan, imho! They also did a few drama CDs and a manga spin-off, but sadly no anime.

Beyond that: Melancholy Love (some great humor), Love Ribbon (very cute), and the Flowers series (lots of bittersweet drama, great writing).

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1

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What is that and why is it so cute

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a Prinny, a dumb as a brick corpse doll stuffed with the soul of a human sinner and made to repay his or her sins through labor for either the Demon realm or Celestia. They also happen to explode when thrown. They are from the SRPG Series named Disgaea.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

what the heck. i thought it was a cute birb thing

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is a cute birb thing, just a cute birb thing with a story.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll have a medium Prinny please~

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

hehe my previous bike had them guarding it

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They do make excellent cannon fodde- I mean guardians!.. Neat previous bike! :3

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It was a lawnmower compared to the one I just got but still a beloved lawnmower ^_^

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

DOOOOOOOOOOOD

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I found it hilarious when they explained that that speech pattern the all have is taught in a school.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I do not play it, but a subreddit I frequent indicates that the new character model for the Atronoch says she comes from the plane of Cake.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The cake is fire!
And there's a mod to make the cake even bigger! I heard it called "Thiccer Than a Snicker", but don't ask me how I know.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just checked it out... I dislike the removal of the "armor" pieces and the addition of the weird mask.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm content with dimonized modifications, though I do see value in CBBE. (fallout, though... disliked every elderscrolls game I've tried.)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vaguely recall a body mod that gave ya triangle scale cant recall the name rn but i consistently gave me bbl muscle mommy npcs... Was nice.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think one of the Saint's Row games was the first place I can remember seeing such a thing.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cheese wheel is now complete, it has entered the Avatar state, and it gained new properties, it's called emergence :)

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Darth Grater: "The cheese wheel is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the cheese master."

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I want you to know I am obligated to hate you for making this reference. No hard feelings.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No. None of that. https://imgur.com/gw4Jgh5

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This is Canon, and no one can tell me otherwise.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sheogorath was right! Cheese is truly the ultimate gift.

1 year ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Sheogorath is always right.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You might be onto something... I never actually played Shivering Isles, did everything there was to do in the base game and Knights of The Nine, and then Oblivion was squeezed out of fun for me (maybe Shivering Isles weren't out yet?). Maybe that's gonna be the thing that will convince me to play it again, eventually.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

A shame! Shivering Isles was probably some of the best content in Oblivion imo

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe one day. For now it's Expedition 33, then I need to schedule some time for post-game depression, and then I'm approaching the territory of having to push aside the temptation of jumping into early access of Endless Legend 2. The calendar gets busy :]

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, like. It has been a long-ass time since I played Oblivion. I do not know if it holds up. But back when I played it, shivering isles was a great time, and included a lot of new map to explore.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should spend time with the Madgod, it's a blast. Now hurry up before he decides to pluck out your eyes

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nothing that a little of Detect Life can't fix. v

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