"Cucumber, a bottle of personal lubricant, A copy of Sports Illustrated, and a tin of Altoids. That'll be US$37.73" "... you didn't scan any of that. How do you know-" "You are *bip* the fifth person to buy that combination *bip* of items today, and the *bip* eighth overall this week. *bip* Do you have a Rewards Card?"
#1 I can't stand how those vials are stacked in that crate. Stack them neatly, orderly, and upright to form one layer in one crate, then get another crate so the damn glass isn't load bearing.
#1 One of my favorite mod combos in Skyrim was a mod that gave me a flame atronoch follower, a mid that made my pc a flame atronoch, combined with the flame atronoch thrall.
#1 Oh! I did have an idea for a “monstergirl lesbian dating sim” in the past that would def have a fire elemental you need fire resistance to date. I should make it lol.
Not a lesbian one but there is a vn where part of the game is seducing various fae and one of them is a flame elemental that you need some sort of potion/ointment for.
I can only get myself to play dating sims if it’s girl x girl. It’s funny because I just started The Witcher and while it’s not a dating sim it’s got those scenes lol.
It seems like 1% of them at most are Yuri games. Do you have any recommendations? My favorite is probably Volleyball Heaven, it’s way more emotional than I thought it would be, and actually takes me like 10 hours for a play through. Still haven’t done all the routes though.
Think my all-time favorite is still Kindred Spirits on the Roof; there's just something special about the art style, the character chemistry and how the stories suck you in. It's a little pricier than most VNs, but it also took me 56 hours to complete. Must-have for any yuri fan, imho! They also did a few drama CDs and a manga spin-off, but sadly no anime.
Beyond that: Melancholy Love (some great humor), Love Ribbon (very cute), and the Flowers series (lots of bittersweet drama, great writing).
It's a Prinny, a dumb as a brick corpse doll stuffed with the soul of a human sinner and made to repay his or her sins through labor for either the Demon realm or Celestia. They also happen to explode when thrown. They are from the SRPG Series named Disgaea.
You might be onto something... I never actually played Shivering Isles, did everything there was to do in the base game and Knights of The Nine, and then Oblivion was squeezed out of fun for me (maybe Shivering Isles weren't out yet?). Maybe that's gonna be the thing that will convince me to play it again, eventually.
Maybe one day. For now it's Expedition 33, then I need to schedule some time for post-game depression, and then I'm approaching the territory of having to push aside the temptation of jumping into early access of Endless Legend 2. The calendar gets busy :]
Oh yeah, like. It has been a long-ass time since I played Oblivion. I do not know if it holds up. But back when I played it, shivering isles was a great time, and included a lot of new map to explore.
SithElephant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8sGJnTfO08 sexy flame atronach
GBMaker
In any intimate relationship, it's easy to get burned.
Sunmonster
BiNorwayBoy
One way or another love will hurt a little. :3
NeverEnoughFoxes
#3 Behold, the power of Cheese.
Ghostory
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
The skyrim healthcare system in a nutshell
PullShporttel
https://imgur.com/jgImYdB
AnerDyfan
Whenever I see these risqué-purchasing comics, that cashier has already seen far far worse already.
BishlamekGurpgork
. . . . they're a cashier.
DanniLuxgarbe
"Cucumber, a bottle of personal lubricant, A copy of Sports Illustrated, and a tin of Altoids. That'll be US$37.73"
"... you didn't scan any of that. How do you know-"
"You are *bip* the fifth person to buy that combination *bip* of items today, and the *bip* eighth overall this week. *bip* Do you have a Rewards Card?"
BiNorwayBoy
That is life working in retail. Thankfully I only did so for a short time.
KoRplussomeletters
The :3 face on the fire girl in the first one...
Dimestream
My best potion was Aloe Vera, Flax, a Sweetroll, and I think either venison or cheese. I basically just made a fancy biscuit of Heroism
OlemGolem
Fire elementals. They're hot.
3Davideo
#1 I can't stand how those vials are stacked in that crate. Stack them neatly, orderly, and upright to form one layer in one crate, then get another crate so the damn glass isn't load bearing.
AllSystemsNominal
#2 Meanwhile my ass wished for an alteration scroll instead, or perhaps lycanthropy-but-flame-atronach-instead-of-werewolf.
datphone777365
#1 casuals drink potions, professionals forge potent rings of resistance! BEHOLD MY COCK RING AND NIPPLE PIERCINGS OF ELEMENTAL IMMUNITY/ABSORPTION! https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZW43dWo2cHQzcWlvMzQ3OGpib21yM3YyYzdidTFyaTE2NXBpamI3NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jOdcgQqtH5FxXeLN0F/200w.webp
WitchIrkalla
#1 One of my favorite mod combos in Skyrim was a mod that gave me a flame atronoch follower, a mid that made my pc a flame atronoch, combined with the flame atronoch thrall.
Three fire lesbians burnt skyrim to the ground
cepheidvariable
Hey, even the firey hot folks need some lovin'.
Fawin
#1 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M2VnZ2hldXp2ZXcwZWIxZHlqZjB1MHA0emNudHN0Y29iam40OGI0YiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wjvhou59vGM3EmqMkd/200w.webp
RatoMolhado
#1 Let the nerdy girl play with fire!
BiNorwayBoy
Getting burned is also a learning sexperience!
saminari
She's just Moomin', like she does. <3 Miss that owl.
Jerkfacedjerk
She should see a healer afterwards about the resulting burning sensations though...
Kbantar
Just imagine magical STDs.
CrisprCAS
Usually you need the potion for burning after
BansheeLabs
GRS knows something...
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
who is the artist of #1 ?
AWdeV
centurii-chan from the looks of it
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
Thank you !
ServerMonkeyKing
Akumaka
Ah, old M:TG artwork was great
ChazzK
BUT IT DOESN'T WORK WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO ROMANCE KARLACH, OF COURSE
MinnWild9
No, but casting create water on her does allow you to give smooches.
ChazzK
And also just dragging her into a river or the coast of camp.
That's right, "to get Karlach to kiss you, you have to make her wet."
TheWojoPL
Always read the label carefully because potions' effect duration varies wildly.

You wouldn't want it to wear off in... inopportune moment.
Mxlespxles
JonSnowAKAAegonTargaryen
datphone777365
Amateurs!
BiNorwayBoy
Seawolfcola
60 seconds should be enough, but only 13% sounds painful
nspriest233
Thats why you level up alchemy first so you can mage bigger potions.
TheWojoPL
Remember to always use protection!
...otherwise...
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Mmmmmmmm meat!
MelodyLightfoot
Mmmmmmm, grilled sausage.
BiNorwayBoy
Gotta risk a little to live a little!.. But yes. Be sure to bring a bucket or two of fire resistance.
datphone777365
Thats what the cockring of elemental immunity is for. And nipple rings of stamina boost and regen! Ya newbie!
TheWojoPL
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NGZzNTdjYW4wcGs0cmVueDlmc3V1a2F0cmh1MWJkZ252ZDl2YWdkcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/OhFuOJn2rbLsA/200w.webp
datphone777365
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ODZqeHMwbGdoaTl5cXd5MGQzdndrMDdxNnN2NHRpdmZjeTZ2eHdrcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3yv63t7diEYjuiDTNB/200w.webp
SuperMermaidNinja2Turbo
#1 Oh! I did have an idea for a “monstergirl lesbian dating sim” in the past that would def have a fire elemental you need fire resistance to date. I should make it lol.
BiNorwayBoy
Based on the steam store I have no doubt you could make it work! :3
MelodyLightfoot
Not a lesbian one but there is a vn where part of the game is seducing various fae and one of them is a flame elemental that you need some sort of potion/ointment for.
LupusLilium
It clicked that I'm pretty sure I know the title.
MelodyLightfoot
Corrupted Kingdoms for those who wish to know.
QBSuck
thank you!
SuperMermaidNinja2Turbo
I can only get myself to play dating sims if it’s girl x girl. It’s funny because I just started The Witcher and while it’s not a dating sim it’s got those scenes lol.
Battle4ngel
Mood. There's not nearly enough yuri among Steam's daily 50 sex games releases.
SuperMermaidNinja2Turbo
It seems like 1% of them at most are Yuri games. Do you have any recommendations? My favorite is probably Volleyball Heaven, it’s way more emotional than I thought it would be, and actually takes me like 10 hours for a play through. Still haven’t done all the routes though.
Battle4ngel
Think my all-time favorite is still Kindred Spirits on the Roof; there's just something special about the art style, the character chemistry and how the stories suck you in. It's a little pricier than most VNs, but it also took me 56 hours to complete. Must-have for any yuri fan, imho! They also did a few drama CDs and a manga spin-off, but sadly no anime.
Beyond that: Melancholy Love (some great humor), Love Ribbon (very cute), and the Flowers series (lots of bittersweet drama, great writing).
MelodyLightfoot
#1
brandonblk
What is that and why is it so cute
MelodyLightfoot
It's a Prinny, a dumb as a brick corpse doll stuffed with the soul of a human sinner and made to repay his or her sins through labor for either the Demon realm or Celestia. They also happen to explode when thrown. They are from the SRPG Series named Disgaea.
brandonblk
what the heck. i thought it was a cute birb thing
MelodyLightfoot
It is a cute birb thing, just a cute birb thing with a story.
BiNorwayBoy
I'll have a medium Prinny please~
MelodyLightfoot
hehe my previous bike had them guarding it
BiNorwayBoy
They do make excellent cannon fodde- I mean guardians!.. Neat previous bike! :3
MelodyLightfoot
It was a lawnmower compared to the one I just got but still a beloved lawnmower ^_^
Thorinori
DOOOOOOOOOOOD
MelodyLightfoot
I found it hilarious when they explained that that speech pattern the all have is taught in a school.
xizar
I do not play it, but a subreddit I frequent indicates that the new character model for the Atronoch says she comes from the plane of Cake.
whoisbatman
The cake is fire!
And there's a mod to make the cake even bigger! I heard it called "Thiccer Than a Snicker", but don't ask me how I know.
Efreeti
Just checked it out... I dislike the removal of the "armor" pieces and the addition of the weird mask.
xizar
I'm content with dimonized modifications, though I do see value in CBBE. (fallout, though... disliked every elderscrolls game I've tried.)
datphone777365
Vaguely recall a body mod that gave ya triangle scale cant recall the name rn but i consistently gave me bbl muscle mommy npcs... Was nice.
xizar
I think one of the Saint's Row games was the first place I can remember seeing such a thing.
uhohnsaisonme
The cheese wheel is now complete, it has entered the Avatar state, and it gained new properties, it's called emergence :)
JayEnfield
thekeyofe
Darth Grater: "The cheese wheel is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the cheese master."
keyblader1985
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
I want you to know I am obligated to hate you for making this reference. No hard feelings.
Zeterai
No. None of that. https://imgur.com/gw4Jgh5
IUpvoteEveryNicholasCageGIF
This is Canon, and no one can tell me otherwise.
BiNorwayBoy
Sheogorath was right! Cheese is truly the ultimate gift.
Arcanum3000
Sheogorath is always right.
uhohnsaisonme
You might be onto something... I never actually played Shivering Isles, did everything there was to do in the base game and Knights of The Nine, and then Oblivion was squeezed out of fun for me (maybe Shivering Isles weren't out yet?). Maybe that's gonna be the thing that will convince me to play it again, eventually.
channelranger
A shame! Shivering Isles was probably some of the best content in Oblivion imo
uhohnsaisonme
Maybe one day. For now it's Expedition 33, then I need to schedule some time for post-game depression, and then I'm approaching the territory of having to push aside the temptation of jumping into early access of Endless Legend 2. The calendar gets busy :]
channelranger
Oh yeah, like. It has been a long-ass time since I played Oblivion. I do not know if it holds up. But back when I played it, shivering isles was a great time, and included a lot of new map to explore.
Sleepingpanda1260
You should spend time with the Madgod, it's a blast. Now hurry up before he decides to pluck out your eyes
uhohnsaisonme
Nothing that a little of Detect Life can't fix.
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