AManisNotACamel
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Nov 11, 2021 1:29 PM
AManisNotACamel
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Milomaine
She's distressed, I'm gonna guess no sausage rolls.
klean9
A guy’s dying in bed but smells great food in the kitchen so he drags himself to take a look. Wife says”Don’t eat any!It’s for the funeral!”
JericoJones23
It's what he would have wanted
JuggernaughtJoe
Fuck I've seen this a 100 times and it just Keeps Getting Funnier.
cainofdreaming
We had cake. The stripper jumping out was a bit of an awkward moment, though.
MacClay
Yes maaaaaaaaate!
kevinallover
Wake me up when the chiko rolls get here.
FartmanMD
Party pies are the only thing that would get me to come
themobileappisbroken
twsx
Oh fuck yeah, sausage rolls
EnlightenmentSatori
My friend doesn’t get this one.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
It's a tradition in the UK to eat sausage rolls. I have been known to eat up to infinity in one sitting.
maholt
Are sausage pizza rolls okay? - Margaret
themobileappisbroken
That's not even the same food group.
maholt
(Here, let me help you out.)T̶h̶a̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶g̶r̶o̶u̶p̶. Pizza rolls are always okay.
Rorysaurus
This one cracks me up every time I see it.
LunchBoxer
God Margaret, why do you only think of yourself?
noncommital
ah, the lost art of.....sensitivity
GpaSags
What about ham & cheese pinwheels? With a dill pickle in the center?
commentsivehadafew
Dammit Margaret, just answer the question.
Shorseysjapanesefightingfish
Fuck Margaret. Answer. The. Man.
jokexplainer
Instructions somewhat clear. Fucked dead man's widow then answered the question.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
MARGARET!!!...Margaret, we appreciate this is a tough time...but we really need an answer on the sausage rolls.
PersonWomanManCameraTvImAllThere
SAUSAGE ROLLS MOTHER FUCKER WILL THERE BE SAUSAGE ROLLS
Pip308
Every time I read this, I hear it said by Archer
JericoJones23
yellowsnow4vitaminP
I know right ?! ???
DYLANLEE79
Open bar? Common Margaret you know he liked a drink.
PocketCleric
will it serve Margaret-tas
LefthandedLink
we all know he liked the drink, he died of liver failure
treed240z
Common Margaret isn't nearly as good as Rare Margaret or Legendary Peggy.
attofreak
very few men can handle the power unleashed by Legendary Peggy #staylubedkings
DYLANLEE79
Fine. Cum on Margaret...
treed240z