Ddeleon143
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Mar 14, 2016 11:20 PM
Ddeleon143
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surefang
Lies! Everyone knows the cat is the god!
StonesOnTheHill
Either your cat must be very large, or your food cans really tiny. I'm gonna assume the former, and dream of giant cats.
BreenW
Tins of wet food are mostly water. Cheap steak is more economic and better for them. Liver and sardines also. Dry foods slowly kill your cat
rachtard
I'm so tired I read that as "I'm a genderous God" Made sense
Vandaliam
Let me guess, you don't require he stands on his 2 hind legs for you, he just has to bow.
juggy
Damn two cans in one day??? One can lasts my cat two days
Alavar
Yeah once you feed em wet. They become the most annoying fucks ever.
Lucallia
My cat refuses to eat wet food. We tried several different brands and flavours.
Alavar
Then your cat is the chosen one.
DrSunglasses
He probably thinks the same thing when he decides to puke on the tile instead of the carpet.
shwiggityshwoot
I can't even be mad when my dog does this. It's like the silver lining in a mountain of vom (he's a mastiff).
HomelessToddler
I thought we were still talking about Trump from the first comment.
Broodwarcd
Same. But different. But still same.
JupiterJedi
Same difference, if you will.
TheTechAdmin
I have carpet all over my 1st 2nd and 3rd floor. My cat goes to the basement to puke on the easily cleanable cold hard floor.
PandaBearSoup
I have one rug in my apartment that is half covered by a table. She comes to it to puke.
LisaMegatron
My cat recently barfed on my couch/decorative cushions..... At 3 am.
BullBain
This comment... My cat ALWAYS pukes on a rug or the carpet, never the tile or hardwood!
OneLeggedWaitressWorkingAtIHOP
Donald Trump when he upps our rations by .5%.
flatdeer
We get it. You're a Sanders groupie. Give it a rest.
TrueHallucinations
Asking this because of your username, is your name Eilene?
TheFilmLife
http://imgur.com/1OpGMDl HALF PORTION!
InformalProof
Awe come on this droid is worth twice as much!
ordohereticusinquisitor
miniplenty has increase chocolate rations from 8 grams to 6 grams!
fluxbiota
Or turns on the giant water faucet and sprays our faces with that chrome shit.
TheAnswerIsAlwaysYuengling
Because it is in a thread people will miss this comment, and that makes me really sad inside.
RePete21
There's always hope friend. An old movie about war and the stars taught me that.
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
"You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome."
phdinhorribleness
*shiny and orange
annaZon
I guess I know which movie I'm going to watch tonight....
floxsyu
again
greatrev
What the fuck, I'm a not supposed to feed him more then one?
LisaMegatron
(with dry food) I give her 1 tbs of fancy feast 2x/day. I can't imagine giving her more than that, she acts like a fucking crack addict.
ReptarRawr
It all depends. Wet food is bad for their teeth! So if they have really bad teeth the vet may say "no wet food, more brushing" etc
aceranek
That's actually a misnomer. It's bad for their teeth in the sense the hard kibble helps get tarter off. Wet food is amazing for cats.
ReptarRawr
Thank you for clearing that up so nicely
pajamaparteh
I feed my cat 3 cans of fancy feast a day. Vet's orders. No dry food at all though.
IHatePuns
Your vet is actually 3 cats standing on eachothers shoulders in a lab coat
PhunPhact
Lmao
aceranek
I would look into a product called plaque off its a powder to put on their wet food that works to break down plaque and promote gum health
pajamaparteh
I'll look into it thanks!
jennsaysrawr
Thank you for this information.
aceranek
No problem. My job actually required me to go through pet nutrition training so if you have any questions feel free to ask!
elymi
Um... how do you help a cat gain weight? My cat is 17 and he lost a lot of weight when my parent looked after him for two years. I got 1/2
Zalophus
I'm no vet, but wet food is the best for them. I -think- a pure wet food diet is either good or even ideal.
aceranek
Actually raw is best for them. I work at a pet food store that makes us go through a pet nutrition training so if you have have questions
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
A combination of both is ideal. Male cats benefit most from wet food, but too much can cause stomach problems. So swapping is best.
faithcm7
Source on this? I switched my cats to all wet food diet on recommendation of my vet. Male is now having hairballs?
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
There are a ton of sources via google. I just know, like humans, too much liquifiedfood can cause diarrhea, and dry food for male kitties
ihadtochangemyusernamebecauseIdrawpornasaliving
cause kidney stones. You'll have to do research yourself, since all cats have different tolerances, and tastes. I wont be the one to say