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Aug 24, 2021 9:26 PM
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zanzeh
#23 is incredible. Beyond comprehension. Absolutely divine...
OmniscientZiltoid
And he’s an arsehole
HeyILikeDogs
Always upvote the old drum n bass guy.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
#46 they both caught Covid in January, Doris didn't make it. RIP.
2fligh2high
oauqhwetop8q37
My hovercraft is full of eels.
PerpetualExhaustion
+1, despite the fact that this dump reminded me that Piers Morgan exists.
WoodyGoodman
#35 Canadians
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Canada's on fire, my dude.
Cyrilion
True, global warming had bc at 45C this year, been dryer than usual too, and all the selfish idiots camping with fires hasn't helped.
maelgwyn
#43 The chances of what?
Monkeyofdoom44
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manymadmasks
Half Florida man, half Abergavenny bloke. All the horror stories you hear about the former are true. Chose to stay because freedum. Ragrats
BetichCro
Pardyfella
The English.
Fragarach
I've literally had a mate on holiday in Italy have a guy come up to him and tell him he's an asshole because he's English. He politely
Fragarach
Advised he's Scottish and was welcomed heartily. The guy then went through the friends he was with doing the same, with the same reaction
Fragarach
Of welcome, when he found out that one was Irish, one Swedish until finally finding the English friend. Italian guy was delighted to be able
Fragarach
To call him an asshole before going back to enjoying the nightclub
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
#38 where's Old Gregg?
GentleBen1901
Big Tesco in Scotland stays open 24/7 btw
SirChadwellHeath
Shops > 280 m2 must close on Easter Sunday & Christmas day in England & Wales. Scottish Big Tesco has to shut on Christmas & New Years day.
Fragarach
Not all of them. Depends in where you are.
WoodyGoodman
#19 That was a pretty fantastic series all around
AbelardSnazz
Started well, ran off a cliff when the cast changed and the stories got sillier
WoodyGoodman
#41
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
That's as close to perfection as I care to measure, really.
LookYouStupidBastard
THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
BradysButtBoy
I dunno what the fuck is happening but I’m on board
WoodyGoodman
It's a sketch from the Mitchell and Webb Look. Full sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0obMRztklqU
ElGatoMx
Hey, Olivia Coleman!
GristleMcTough
Olivia Coleman ?
gettingtwelveblueshellsinarow
Related to Jenna??
GristleMcTough
No. Don't think so. But both were in Doctor Who.
charliegrs
You mean Oscar winner Olivia Coleman
anchorshark
Did you know she plays a steam shovel in Thomas the Tank Engine? ??
DumbledoresNipple
#16 it needs to be pointed out that this is an Irish meme not a British one
4noku
Can confirm we had PE teachers covering maths classes in England too.
Kaosminett
Canada as well
drickanderson
USA as well
DontcallmeLen
GristleMcTough
Commas! Because they matter!
DrKriegersClone
Uh, phrasing?
FuzzyX
At least buy her a meal first if you want a shag.
ThereAreChameleonsEverywhereProbably
#13 what exactly is a British Barbecue like? I've had Northern & Southern US BBQ, Canadian BBQ, & Texas BBQ. Which are all rather different.
spank3000
Wetter
Hashbrown123
I think they mean the event, not the cuisine.
phuzz00
You know when you cook the cheapest possible meat badly, and everyone gets food poisoning? Like that but more rain.
Fragarach
Main difference is the sausages
license2kilt
allzquiet
Mix the ketchup and mayo into fry sauce and dip away, no bun needed
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Okay but pretend you're extremely drunk.
4noku
'cause they're doing it wrong.
FuzzyX
Well if you have never tried it before then maybe you should before giving out an opinion.
license2kilt
I’ve had Burger King fries, mayonnaise, buns, and I don’t enjoy ketchup on anything. I think it is safe to assume I would not enjoy it.
happywalker
the mayo is a no no but a chip buttie with ketchup or brown sauce is gorgeous
FoamingToad
+1 for discarding mayo. It's an evil greasy atrocity, a condiment equivalent of a war crime.
Nexus297
People throw a cup of peas in a jar of mayo and call it a salad.
Spootanany
#18 Stupid fucking moron. It's lucky he didn't seriously hurt someone
shoyusha
Hopefully, he just did
DrizztLink
Well, one side of his rib cage is basically Chex Mix but he didn't seriously hurt someone IMPORTANT.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
I'd say it knocked some sense into him, but that would be giving him too much credit.
xyxyxyxy31
johnnyratbastard
somnif
and folks with Coeliac disease just died young.
FoamingToad
Don't know who might see this, but the character name is Philomena Cunk, co-written by Charlie Brooker, and fucking hilarious. Recommend.
Pishposhbingbong
She’s a treasure. Female counterpart to Barry shitpeas, but far better.
FoamingToad
You get a +1 for the other vox populi.
Shaodyn
#1 Apparently you can make a windsurfing boat go faster by twerking the ocean.
DrasticBastard
Preparing for the Olympic village.
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
It pleases Poseidon, and he grants you passage through his waters.
Shaodyn
Fair enough.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
"windsurfing boat." If only there was a word for a boat powered by sails...
Shaodyn
My brain got stupid and refused to let me remember the right word.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Lol I know that feeling.
gamblingpoet
#4 Joe Wilkinson and Sean Lock are hilarious. RIP to the Carrot in a Box Champion.
babylon5wars
Is there any streaming options for 8 out of 10 cats?
gamblingpoet
I usually watch clips on YouTube, they have some full episodes but I'm not sure how it works or whatnot.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Cats does Countdown just won't be the same without him. If there's one thing the British do well, it's panel shows, & he was the best at it
gamblingpoet
I was hoping he'd be on Taskmaster but sadly...
zFUBARz
Joe's Taskmaster disqualification is the saddest shit i've ever seen on TV>
gamblingpoet
Please don't take it away from me.
mrfusspot1990
The GOAT Carrot in a Boxer. Rest in peace
Pishposhbingbong
It’s been a challenging wank of a week. Gonna miss him.
ElDrmm
Are you talking about Sean Lock, the two time champion of Carrot in a Box?
LiamO92
Who died recently :(
Hammertulski
"I swear if there isn't a carrot in this box, you are a fucking genius"
gamblingpoet
Jon was so angry both times. Poor fella.
Hammertulski
True, but it gave us the Sean Lock invisible moustache twirl, one of the greatest emotes of the 21st century.
kevinallover
#38 I thought you said British mythology, not The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland mythology.
cliomhsolas
When did waterford rejoin the uk ?
WoodyGoodman
ctotheg2
Can someone caption the two older twin speaking to that cunt Piers Morgan for me I can’t hear it.
TinyBaroness
Cuntface says: what's the secret to living so long? Old lady says plenty of sex. That's the basics of it anyway
ctotheg2
Perfect thank you
bril350
To be fair: id rather the brits keep the artifacts than send them back to a war torn region with extremist groups who we KNOW want to just
1stPortista
Are you referring to the Elgin Marbles, or perhaps the Koh-I-noor diamond, or maybe the Amenhotep head?
bril350
Destroy them cause of stupid reasons
IndianCowboy
Not all regions are war torn you know
bril350
Thats true but i was talking about the british museum and its middle eastern artifacts specifically
bril350
(Egypt not included maybe?) its close enough id worry still
blumpk1npie
Maybe. The Muslim brotherhood were OK with them last time I was there, but the big swanky museum is right next to tahrir Square iirc which
blumpk1npie
kicks off every time there is a major uprising
ProbablyISIS
Can you lads consider retaking the US? We uhh... we aren't doing so well on our own.
SP4RT4N360
Wait, you think we’re doing better? I thought we were following you guys?
4noku
We not doing too great either.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
So I take it that Birmingham is kind of a shithole, maybe like the way that we Americans think of Detroit and Cleveland?
DontcallmeLen
So the post appears to have come from someone in The Black Country (WWFC) which is next door to Birmingham and has an intense rivalry.
DontcallmeLen
Both areas have their good and bad bits, but this is typical English banter.
DontcallmeLen
BHam will double as Abu Dhabi Airport in the next Mission Impossible movie. Tiny Tom Cruise is in town filming.
DontcallmeLen
It has some strange statistic like it has more Michelin stared restaurants than Paris or something.
DontcallmeLen
And of course, the Canals - more miles than Venice.
phuzz00
TBH it's not that bad, it's just for the UK's second biggest city it doesn't have much of it's own culture
amoeba15
Honestly, that could be about Birmingham, AL and it'd be the same. Speaking as someone from Huntsville, Bham sucks.
lostinabookstore
I’ve spent a fair amount of time in Birmingham and Montgomery and I’d take Birmingham
EroticZombiePants
Really most of America thinks Alabama in general is a shithole.
lostinabookstore
Understandable but there’s actually some beautiful places in AL and MS with some great local culture.
amoeba15
Huntsville is great, the rest can go.
youcanreachmenow
#38 I think that you will find that Ireland is "not" British. Even NI is part of UK not Britain.
geraint616
Mate wales didnt even get to be included. As if wales doesnt ha e some fucked up mythology
youcanreachmenow
It does, its called the people of Wales!
Fragarach
Aren't Wales just a county of England though?
phuzz00
Nope, it's a country, just like Scotland or Northern Ireland or England.
Fragarach
I'm not convinced
Subtilico
#1 I'd love to see some training vids.
WoodyGoodman
Pornhub has quite a few of them; also some tongue exercises for better diction.
AuryxBecauseWhyNot
If you look at the other boats it isn’t required, those movements were purely for the camera lol
ShiftingPattern
Wrong. The rocking legit generates propulsion. https://internationalsailingacademy.com/downwind-rocking-rolling-kinetics-part-1-whats-legit/
GristleMcTough
It doesn't help that it's Rule 42.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
They're pumping the sail. And they're all doing it at various points in this race. You can see Switzerland do it at the end there.
AuryxBecauseWhyNot
Oh, really? I stand corrected then
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
I mean, it absolutely looks ridiculous. But it does actually increase speed in certain conditions. Can also fuck up the air for boats behind
scottcanoni
What does pumping the sail do? I only know how to pump up the jam.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Know how fish swim, moving their tail fin back and forth? Same basic deal but in air. Illegal in most dinghy classes. Allowed in 470 if 1/
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
the judges are flying a flag for certain wind conditions.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#3 the what, now?
Gooooodmoooorrrningmuchwow
Yea ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
FuzzyX
Chip butties are awesome. Hot fresh chip/fries add some red/brown/white sauce and get stuck in. Use good butter/marg on the bread.
russfussuk
Also known as a chip cob or a chip barm, depending on where in the UK you are
abemunch
Wait til they hear about the term barm cake
Fragarach
It's a bit like when Aldi claimed to have invented the square sausage.
Whatevyou
Yes, please explain.
Thewayofthebear
Proper chips (fries) in a roll with butter and condiment of choice. Simple, elegant. The best for soaking up booze on a night out.
DrKriegersClone
I suppose it would do somewhere you can't get a poutine, but I'm not buying best drunk food.
Thewayofthebear
Poutine is good, but rare here. Chip butty will sort you enough you can see out the night. Kebab sees you home.
Niddhoger
We just called it the fry-burger in my school cafeteria... although some called it "an abomination."
Iamodgendevereux
Brits sometimes call simple 1-2 ingredient sandwiches "butties." There's the chip butty and the bacon butty that I'm aware of.
AbelardSnazz
Don't forget the jam butty! Did all those Diddy Men die down the mines for nothing?
Iamodgendevereux
I'm only just now learning of the Diddy Men and the Jam Butty Mines. Forgive my ignorance.
TheDireWolf
Also worth mentioning the Wigan kebab/pie barm- a pie in a buttered bread roll. Class.
fionaComputerLifter
I've never heard of that and I'm incredibly British barely have any teeth left
Fragarach
That's a Scottish thing too
Iamodgendevereux
Jesus Christ! You Brits.
Thewayofthebear
Thick cut chips in a roll, you'd call them fries but nah. Proper bread, not sugary like yours. Bit of salt and vinegar. Lovely.
barnsandnobel
Is it lovely? It sounds awful and dry af. Why not use hash browns? And throw in a piece of grilled chicken or something?
phuzz00
Because if we ate as much as Americans we'd be just as fat, and there's not room on this island for that.
barnsandnobel
you think a sandwich made of 100% carbohydrates wont make you fat?
Fragarach
It's not dry and it's surprisingly tasty. Wouldn't be my first choice but isn't bad either
ChristofflerTheCrocodileGod
Or, if you're feeling exotic, chips in pitta bread!
inquisitivefluff
Hnng
SueSueDio
Get outta here with yer fancy foreign food!! ;)
RamosIsANerd
Chips in a buttered roll. Carbs for the win.
BM1982
Barm*
phuzz00
A buttered roll? Get you! We had ours between two slices of tescos value bread AND WE WERE THANKFUL! ;)
RamosIsANerd