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Apr 24, 2017 2:26 AM
whaleywhale
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CheesecakePi
Where the hell are these marbles that are "the size of golf balls"?!
OkramTheBarbarian
How delightful
tampabay1990
I'd rather just not have marbles
fingerMyChocolateBox
I want to marble dildo that's left behind from making the circular ball
MajorPubes
HunterShearer
I appreciate marbles now.
djmoonbass
But what about all the fleeb juice?
ChrisLindorff
Way too much work
TerribleAwful
imjakefromstatefarm
Hahaha I'm so happy I'm not the only one to think of this guy. Have all my upvotes.
DavidNightingale
This is why, as a society, we need a living wage.
whiskyinajar
First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem.
rawrawrkitten
I scrolled down the comments looking for this... lol +1
armedandfriendly
I read this whole thing in that voice too.
boopitybapity
Must be an expensive marble
justnihilismthings
IT LOOKS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS
bestboobs
Seems like a lot of work for something relatively low value
onlyhalfghost
The cheap ones are mass produced. You're looking at a 20$-100$ marble here.
FloStolen
MRW i see what he is doing with the glass at #3
isexmywife
I love how it's made
thenipplebandit
For me every episode is satisfying.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I can hear that music.
Scyxurz
Molten glass looks like gummy candy... Now im hungry
justaminutethere
Now how do they make those fantastic pipes?
thebaskett
just dont lose them
oynsy
too late
RipleyTadpole
OrikMhElsen
That was very informative. Nice.
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
Simply marbellous
TheHamDangler
Now sell it for 99 cents
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Bliffity
What kind of fucked up mind would think that up?
Busterchestnut
Absolutely what I was thinking
Shamrocker66
That's what I thunk.
Ambei
Probably what I was thinking
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Exactly what i was thinking
PostmasterG
Fairly somewhat closely related to things I was thinking.
WhalePrincess
Totally what i was thinking.
Zerkk
"But shit, it was 99 cents!"
PrivateIsotope
Precisely what I was thinking.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Possibly what I was thinking.
Metals4J
Definitely what I was thinking.
Utael
Nah marble that size being handmade would go for 20-60$ depending on the intricacy
Muskrat42
Absolutely. The Corning museum of glass has similar sized things for over a hundred. And a bunch on display.
Polygrammar
Yep. The only marbles you'll find for 99 cents are ones made on a conveyor belt. Anything hand made is gonna cost more for the effort.
DatpirategotBOOTY
Crazy how nature do that
Bkbluebunny
Saw this today on how it's made. I love that relaxing show zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Maddyffffusco
It looks like candy. I want to eat it.
NyQuilDaydream
beanssssssss
It really bothers me that he's not wearing gloves
SomewhatOxygenated
That glass is about 1500C, there's not much a glove can do against that.
CigaretteMan
Your ability to form/manipulate glass would be essentially zero wearing gloves. It's pretty tough even with full dexterity.
vinzmomma
I want to learn how to blow glass but am terrified of burning myself
ArandomDane
I tried it once and didn't burn myself. So it is clearly safe.
dontmindmycommentimaidiot
Meet Glass at some party. Get Glass drunk. Blow Glass. You are welcome
MortimerMous3
You can always practice on me first
RustyNeX
I want to learn how to blow myself but i am terrified of burning glass.
Norok0311
You will heal.
FrancoUnAmerican
You will, as a woodworker cut himself, as a chef burn/cut himself. as a videogame player pre-order. you'll end by getting burn anyway.
onlyhalfghost
I've done all of the above. Final Fantasy XIII hurt more than the time I touched the hot end of the iron I was forging, and for longer.
FrancoUnAmerican
Now imagine NMS pre-orders *laugh diabolically*
onlyhalfghost
You're a sadist, aren't you?
FrancoUnAmerican
Never tought about that, I guess so! :P
nafun
I burnt myself on molten glass when I was a little kid. 30 years later I still have the scar.
whaleywhale
When he was pulling the really long rope, I was nervous he was going to bump into it and burn the shit out of himself
SomethinsPeekin
Thats what she...
Kitastrophe
I have a deep dark fear that if I tried to learn to blow glass I'd accidentally inhale, burn my lungs on hot glass fumes and die.
vinzmomma
I saw a video where I guy burned himself and it was horrifying
CrownJuls
It's really fun, and yeah it seems pretty dangerous but if you take a class they're usually super good about safety
theoutlawedwoman
Same here. And my boyfriend doesn't trust me with a butter knife, so he would not let me get near molten glass.
Danielleosaur
Do it anyway!
theoutlawedwoman
If I had access to the materials, I'd consider it. I'll stick to clay.
vinzmomma
My boyfriend wants me to learn. I don't think that he has thought it through since he doesn't trust me with a butter knife either.
holyguacamonica
While I did burn my fingers a few times, it really wasn't that bad. Though I did know a few people who lost their eyebrows b.c if the forge.
specialmonkeys
Knew a guy who lost his beard. Twice.
CycloneSP
"am I missing an eye brow" -a savage show host maybe
holyguacamonica
And that seemed worse.
aWiseSageOnceSaid
I blew glass for years, and was even a paid assistant for awhile. Do it, it's awesome. Now and then you get a small burn, just be safe, (1
aWiseSageOnceSaid
Don't push far past your skill level (no color, keep it small) and find somewhere that has people there to help the new students for your (2
aWiseSageOnceSaid
First few projects. The only time I burned myself was when I got lazy/tired and when I tried to do things too fast. I've seen bad burns (3
aWiseSageOnceSaid
And have gotten bad burns, it's usually those two reasons. Or someone was being stupid and wasn't paying attention. It really is worth it!
zaphodthegrate
I watched a documentary called Operation Pipeworks and decided I wanted to do that. Spent $1100 on a torch and tools, 1/?
zaphodthegrate
I made my first $200 at the flea market. I've burned myself; it hurts, but it goes away. If you really want to do it just do it. /shia 3/3
CycloneSP
sweet! just 5 more years and you'll recoop yer losses! XD
zaphodthegrate
borrowed a friend's kiln, rented some DVDs off of an educational website about marbles and pendants, and got to it. Within a year 2/?
StonesOnTheHill
Imagine somehow breathing in instead of blowing...
usernameleftblank
Pane in the mouth...
aWiseSageOnceSaid
Doesn't work like that, but you can fuck up your blow pipe, and they aren't cheap
StonesOnTheHill
Good to hear. Had a close call with a home-made forge, using a pipe and my lungs instead of bellows. Was a second from broiling my lungs 1/2
StonesOnTheHill
Since then, anything involving pipes, human lungs, and extremely hot materials leave me a tad on edge. 2/2
aWiseSageOnceSaid
Yeah the pipes are long and have very tiny holes, not a lot if air travels through them. You don't want to stick a pipe in the hot air of(1
aWiseSageOnceSaid
The furnace and start taking deep breaths! But there are actually techniques that involve sucking in with a hot piece of glass on the end
whaleywhale
I don't know why the first gif showed up twice, and it's not letting me delete it either... fuck it, you're smart people. Don't watch twice.
LiteralZebra
Don't tell me what I can't do!
NZSheeps
You can't tell me what to do! I'm going to watch BOTH of them TWICE!
capngoat
Yeah? Well, I watched them both at the same time!
tampabay1990
I got about half way before I realized
MotionOfTheOcean
Joke's on you, I was not smart enough to skip the other one. Heh. I'm an idiot.
Iamanotherpersonherelurking
You trusted in me too much
randompicker
It's worth watching twic, great stuff
Xitaris
I watched it twice.
Fyba
Same
ltcwheatex
You overestimate some of us.
CoderWithoutCaffeine
damnshithellfart
Too late. (Sobs)....to late ... you asked for so little and i still let you down...
drakewarnock
Oh man Senpai will never notice you now.
Reyvn
I watched it in tandem.
Favri
Why? It seems like a decent film http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4610192/
Rectunator
Dont tell me what to do! I liked it twice as much!
ipointoutrepeats
#1 #2
viper1
Don't fucking tell me what to do. Don't you dare.
PENDEJO
YOU UNDER ESTIMATE MY POWER
kemmo
instructions unclear, dick stuck in the marble ball
MrNuegados
highteck9
Mine were running at the same time. So saw them both once
Vectron
Tilted monitor. Watched in stereo.
JohnnySmithy
I did. And I'm preoud of myself for it.
derpaderps
I watched the first one, started watching the second, then watched them both simultaneously to confirm they're the same.
geiokami
Watched it 3 times thinking there was a subtle difference
BlueMonkey7200
OP has top comment......
AnarLape
This is actually better for mobile, so it won't start the 2nd gif prematurely
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Pff, what?? Heh, what kinda idiot would watch twice *tugs at shirt* is...is it hot in here?
downofathistle
I am not a smart person.
uauauauaua
Please link to the video instead?
AdultArtMarmar
did you just assume my inteligence ?
rgr33572
I watched it twice to make sure I wasn't missing anything.
boojotim
Ha. Goes to show what you know... I watched each clip twice!!
Brocid3n
You estimate my power.
iWantATurtle
Shit damn, this is my new favourite comment
RunningWaterMonster
best comment read today +1
jde1993
Not under nor over, he gave us a precise estimation of you power
ijustmadethistocommentononething
That's an oxymoron
PunsterMcPunsteen
So welming!