Backlogged memes v203 baby squirrel edition

kirbyvictorious

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Todays theme is nontoxic masculinity (my favorite thing)

See? Beautiful

File this under “memes to send my mom when she stops being an asshole (if humanity still has internet during the apocalypse)

I’d have so much more respect for people who keep trying to call me out if they just sent me this (I’m not) (but they don’t care)

This one asshat kept (I think intentionally) misunderstanding me so I made the dumb mistake of saying I’m autistic and trying my best and of course she had to go and tell the ENTIRE FUCKING GROUP that I’m using autism as an excuse. Which. I do not TELL people that usually as spreading it around can LITRRALLY RUIN MY LIFE. Plus it’s private medical info. I hate people.

The wolves can maybe inbreed? Is that better than no wolves?

Do wasps even count as not vegan? Who cares about their feelings? I’ll see you in hell, wasps (also, are figs vegetarian???)

People get so weird about it lol

Might be a little gay, who knows, who cares

I’m not even sure if I have emotions or if I’ve just bottled them up so thoroughly that I don’t understand why I’m having a meltdown

Sounds like I don’t want to live there anyways, so there

I use this meme a lot bc it me - this is why I was single for many many years

I wish I could reply to comments with this on every social media platform and also real life

TFW your job is art and it’s no fun anymore

Someone buy me out I swear to god

And the worst thing is my doctor said it isn’t good enough, I need to strengthen my core, like walking with a 30 lb baby isn’t enough exercise

Me sabotaging my own life and then being like it is what it is

Maybe he should CLAM UP lol

I saved a lot of super spiteful memes around when I got cancelled that I couldn’t send to anybody so here is one of them, I long to be this guy. Srsly we need the cash but part of me just wants to burn this thing to the ground, I never asked for this

Noodlecatdesign.Etsy.com btw if anyone wants to buy me out

I love random corners of the internet with stupid drama it’s amazing

…..ohhhhhhhhhhhh……..

It makes me feel sooooo much better when someone else is like “wtf?! That’s so fucked up!” Because my family is suuuuper prone to gaslighting and sweeping stuff under rugs. Rationality just makes me feel like I shouldn’t be upset. And I’m not very articulate when I get worked up so I can’t express that I KNOW why they did it or what to do but I’m still upset about it

My fursona is a lizard? That can’t be right

Half ass it? That sounds like a lot of work. Maybe quarter ass it

Ok so in the interim we had a bad storm verging on tornado and our fence fell down and two baby squirrels fell in a puddle and now we have baby squirrels in the closet wtf

Apparently we cannot keep the squirrels. But what if their mom doesn’t show up?

I hate people. Wish I was a cat. People are going around leaving nasty comments and shit on all my art.

I have so much left ahead of me….I hope this tornado kills me smh

Sign me right tf up

I like it

Asbestos

Promise?

Yeah…..

I wonder what my excuse is

Ok I am upset and hate life and I’m not gonna be any fun so y’all enjoy memes and imma go look up what to do about these squirrels. They are 3 weeks old.

Bby squirrel tax (there’s another one underneath)

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Somerandomoldguy

If you don't know but are to afraid/disinterested to ask... the snow was asbestos.

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RunDevilRun007

#29 imma need the link to their site

fastlaserjockey

#44 We're in dark times when I can't tell if the implication is meant to be that they're actually 'schtupping' or actually homeless.

NotyouGuillermo

They probably meant sex but my first thought was living in the car too. Bad economic times my man

#44 perfect for when I come pick up your mom

Not for your mom she’d pop it heyooooo

racingsnail

Ok they were like sixteen different kinds of partner

KillerTofu69

#4 it's about the cones

This made me lmao

ColleenMarie

#1 I quit my job in Alaska doing services for child sex. Times and now I sit on a deck overlooking a river. Might get another job soon. Eh

Predacane35

#22 I need to constantly remind myself to ask, do you want advice or do you just want to vent?

obarey

their loss, I love a geeky woman talking about their passions.

I do tooooooo it’s the best

badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges

#48 Pagers? The original post is about 20 yo, but still applies today.

bsSIX

#4 what if Jesus just used red food coloring and knew nobody would drink it bc wtf and it was all showmanship like david copperfield

foreverinchains

What if someone exaggerated a story about a guy sneaking wine into a party?

jejorda2

They did drink it, then scolded the host for saving the best wine for the end when they were too drunk to appreciate it.

I would NOT be surprised tbh. Moses pulled the same crap.

tomatoboy

#1 unfortunately, they’d probably also then try to lobotomize people for being “free spirits” again.

Win win tho tbh

InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde

Also, they often did this to women who had real, actual physical ailments. And it's only now starting to get a little bit better.

Hmm true….

BojanglesTheFlyingCar

#1 and

You get it

Br1337

#31 what

jamisonletter

saying the snow was made of asbestos. it could also have been gypsum, though.

Yikes

TheSlurmFactory

#6 the idea of minimum viable population is that you need a certain amount of genetic diversity in a population to prevent the accumulation

Yes yes we know

of too many deleterious alleles that will cause too many health issues for members to survive. You need a minimum number of genetically

distinct individuals to achieve this. If not, the population is almost certain to go extinct

EatsBees

bb if you ever need to vent to someone who will be overdramatic at the drop of a hat, lemme know bc im always down to be horrified about ppl

OMG CAN I?!

threenotch23

#7, yes but no https://www.bonappetit.com/story/figs-and-wasps

thanksfoenothing

Dates are still one of the dirtiest foods. Google FDA defect levels, or better yet, don't.

BerticusFlamebearer

That's actually proving their claim. The claim isn't you're eating wasps, it's that figs "eat" wasps so an animal is harmed so not vegan.

cjorl

Except for the part about most grocery store figs are common figs which self-polinate so no wasps are involved

ButtTrumpett

W-ass-P

SpectreA19

So I checked out your etsy. I can't afford to buy you out, but if I buy a thing....will you get the money

Yes!

Metallica93

The furries thing makes no sense.

annonymouse211

Sounds like something a furry would say

The furry/horse stuff is by far the weirdest shit on Imgur. Even "Late-Night Imgur" doesn't compare.

I’m with you gurl. I’m ace so it’s double confusing

NotTinyPancakes

I sentence you to 4 years programming community service, enjoy your furry understanding.

Been on Imgur a lot longer. There is no understanding, lol.

StepRightUp

#8 I try to use my S.O. or partner or spouse or other gender neutral terms as much as possible just on general inclusivity principles!

(Even tho we’re boring cis types. Inclusivity involves every one, just like love is love, imo. So normalize all dat stuff!)

HuCared

Can someone elaborate on Alice in Wonderland and the snow effects?

WoodySceight

It's the Wizard of Oz and asbestos

Oops and thanks dude

Peachcappuccino

As a vegan, figs are vegan. The wasps go in there on their own accord. No one's forcing em.

Would a vegan eat milk if the cow gave it to them?

Oats, almonds, peas, rice, coconut, soy etc all gives milk to us

That’s not my question though. If a cow could freely give you some milk, would it be ok to drink it?

This is a nothing question because they can't, can they, and I assume if they could they probably wouldn't after the way we've treated them.

Ok well thank you for confirming my opinion of vegans (unhelpful)

BenjyX55

#2 I'm not gay but it might be nice to have a boyfriend. I'm sure as shit not getting a girlfriend any time soon.

basicisaac

The minute one shows interest, the rest of the ones turned you down somehow sense it (or see ur FB) show up all of a sudden. Never fails.

hjernedoed

What to do with a boyfriend: hang out, call each other gay, maybe hold hands.

HonestCommentFarmer

As much as a gay guy might fantasize about converting a straight, I don't think I'd know what to do with a straight boyfriend.

DigiT00l

I'm decently available

KindaGay69

I suppose that makes two of us

TheDaharMaster

Nothing wrong with a boyfriend!!

I'm not sure what I'd do with one, but then again I could say the same about a girlfriend.

edgillespie939000

I’d at least try giving/receiving a BJs before writing off a boyfriend it’s pretty neat

Play games with them?

KiwiGameDev

#22 Was a big lesson growing up learning this side existed. As a resident “if I’m discussing my troubles, I really want someone to help talk

through potential solutions or simply officially note that there isn’t anything further I can do to fix it”. When people went all “Oh that’s

terrible! Im so sorry!” It’s like… yeah, I know? That’s why I brought it up. Learning that people genuinely seek and crave that response was

a life changing lesson. For the other half of my friend group, I quickly became someone to go to with problems. Wild character growth

Proud of u you love to see it

Thanks! Though as often as I hear it, the existence of the other side of this is still baffling. I do hope that people can have similar

Epiphanies like I did, on both sides, realising the other exists. I’ve seen plenty get mad about it when they’re clearly caring

I think people need to chill tbh. Like just in general. They always jump to being upset when really communication is just tricky at best

Vydrach

"My fursona is a lizard? That can’t be right"

trayal

Scalesona

*Tries desperately to move into the comic*

Is that a thing?

LompHoofd

What, scalies? Yes. Subset of furries into scaled things, dragons, lizards, fish, etc.

excusemecomeagain

tbf I haven't seen anyone bother with that distinction for years

captaingeerex

Ok, what if your animal is a Manta Ray?

hashomerachianochi

Slimies? I don't know

Leonon

Is it because they have 2 penis?

Falls under scalies, sharks and rays are in the same family, rays technically have scales.

The more you know!

Butterupmybuttcheeks

Scalies, furries, and featheries.

What the fuuuuuck

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