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"...and everyone else NOT sitting on a cushion!"
REOJackwagon
If that's his restaurant sign, he must have had interesting wedding vows.
sadurdaynight
r/bald posts are always (mid lookin guy with scraggly hair and beard that looks like he's a creeper) took the plunge (next image if them bald) *looks like a fuckin GQ model*
RoseHarmonic
#26 "THEYDIES AND GENTLETHEMS" < you are max0r
Ricdesan
#1 and never put away
jethroismaxbaer5772
#26 Hey y'all
Wasnbo
#6 Missed opportunity to end one list with "Roll Ricking." I'm both glad and disappointed with this.
thatwoodguy
#2
Lawyer: " Are you sexually active?"
Witness "No, I mostly just lie there."
Actual courtroom testimony.
PixelSprite64
#12
Ricdesan
Im better than cranberry Im pineapple, reviled by pizza lovers but adored by dick suckers.
beachbum273
#14 Case in point: "The Ringworld is Unstable!"
ErynGalen
#5 she's questioning her whole existence
Clayman8
#14 thats exactly why NOTHING in the WH40k universe works. The moment you look at the numbers, its unfeasable.
3Davideo
Don't tell that to the Orks
Clayman8
Its ok, Orkz cant read or understand numbers. Proof, theyre doing perfectly fine as it is, compared to like... EVERYONE else except maybe the fish'eads
3Davideo
#14 Not foolproof. After the first Ringworld novel came out, MIT students did the necessary math to show that the eponymous Ringworld would be dynamically unstable without orbital correction thrusters, and that ultimately comes down to its *shape*. (If you want to be more impressed, this was in the 1970s.)
Rogerwilco1974
#16 The one time where an MRI is actually less hideous than the photo
AntaNce
Never use prices in dollars etc. Use a comparison. "Cost as much as a new car." "Worth as much as my rent.
AntaNce
Unless a numerical value is integral to the plot. "6 Million Dollar Man"
IceWeaselX
#27 Dr. McNinja surfed a robo Dracula from the Moon.
mariusvandeventer
#30 Tanzanian dive joints are the best.
TheLastCenturian
#2 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bmdxcTlydnY2cnJhNGluamVxZTFlNzhtdHAycHltd2t0NzNxOHB4dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Qxc0MisEYnDN8wmk2A/200w.webp
HaikuSorrow
Good for her!
Iplaybadguys
#18
Denvercoder09
Little King Trash Mouth!
Iplaybadguys
And his husband Gary!
KorbenMyManIHaveNoFire
And Big Baby Pudding-Snatcher!
Ajierene
#25 the 'microsoft pront to pdf' feature also 'flattens' PDFs that have security features and allows you to edit what was precisely uneditable
DoctorSniffles
#6 you mean we're not Washy wishy
gallumpinggaloof
I know some washy wishy people
youreathing
Marge, there's "the truth" *shakes head*, and then there's "the TRUTH!" *nods head*
goodguyC
#4 This is how I dip my chips.....and then my brother comes along, and scoops half the fucking dip in one bite. And it drives me fucking nuts!!!
Exyr
#7 good bones means no walls just the frame.
SilverBryophyta
My dad sold his house that was literally washing into the creek and the back wall was pulling off and sliding down the hill and his realtor agent advertised it as having "good bones". It was ridiculous.
mafiacarstarter
Or there are actual bones.
MuffinProof
Dog park?
Zange0
Burial ground, good luck!
Revokingthesealofquality
#27 There'd be a theme song that would explain the origins of Surf Dracula while showing the opening credits. Efficiency.
graehall
Been rewatching a shows from the late 2000s, White Collar, Psych, Burn Notice, Lie to Me, they hit so much better than slow streaming yawn
Denvercoder09
"Yo Surf Dracula was just 44, when he discovered a magical surf board."
REOJackwagon
I could see the b52s making a great song
REOJackwagon
It would be catchy like Gilligan's island
isthismyreallife
Juuust sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
MayMayz4DayzYo
#26 Lords, Ladies & Sovereigns is a recent discovery I quite like.
Draygen
My go to is "Cuties and cutthroats." Non-gendered, and you get to decide which group you belong to, or both if you want, I don't care.
thegrimreaver
I've heard Lords, Ladies, and Gentlethems.
DKnyghtshade
I've been a fan of "gentlebeings" for a while now.
Typenschilddelete
(1) #14 Douglas Adams knew this. "The aircar rocketed them at speeds in excess of R17 through the steel tunnels that led out on to the appalling surface of the planet..."
Typenschilddelete
(2) "R is a velocity measure, defined as a reasonable speed of travel that is consistent with health, mental well-being and not being more than, say, five minutes late. It is therefore clearly an almost infinitely variable figure according to circumstances, since the first two factors vary not only with speed taken as an absolute, but also with awareness of the third factor. "
Typenschilddelete
(3) "Unless handled with tranquillity this equation can result in considerable stress, ulcers and even death.
R17 is not a fixed velocity, but it is clearly far too fast."
tentacularfleshscape
Fuckin legend
clotholiver
BRB gotta go find Hassan
MajorasTerribleFate
VTiR
The most appropriate place for "Hassan, CHOP"
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
I expect to find a hole in the wall shop run by a decrepit looking man and his nephew who seems to hate everything and they will hand me a plate of something that tastes better than my wife’s shampoo smells
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
255 is the country code for Tanzania so look there.
HopelessNecr0mantic
Doing the lord's work.
HoneNathan
jambiani kikadini Zanzibar specifically, since thats what it says on the sign: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Jambiani+Kikadini,+Tanzania/@-6.3494224,39.5260745,13z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!3m5!1s0x185d16d13c696927:0xd2327e5b1add4f0!8m2!3d-6.3312356!4d39.5513567!16s%2Fg%2F11clt0m5qj?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDQwOC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
RichterCa
Is this what Jack Black is talking about when he sings, "What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZABAR!"