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I learned about this from the excellent YouTube channel Hochelaga.
sup dawg, heard you like parasites in your parasites, etc
People get mad at the weirdest strips. This one descended into an argument over whether cats do this on purpose or not, lol what
Just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you o7
And yet we humans have to deal with wisdom teeth wtf
oh shi-
Some readers were confused by this one, too. The saying implies it kills you in the time it would take to smoke your last cigarette, but in reality it's more like 5 hours (if you don't get treatment by then).
This gave me a headache trying to figure out, because this is also called a "horseshoe orbit" but only because it looks like a horseshoe from the perspective of the other moon. It took forever to visualize it. Or maybe I'm dumb, equally possible
Bonus fun fact: Samuel L Jackson is NOT the actor with the most F-bombs dropped on screen. Leo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill tie for that spot, surprisingly (or not so surprisingly if you're a fan).
Thanks for reading! Also I have literally no idea how to market and sell this book lol. I thought the hard part would be making and printing it. As of today I've sold something like 30 in total lolsob. So if you'd like to support this kind of nonsense content, consider buying! It also makes a fantastic gift! Buy two! Buy a dozen!
But seriously, Imgur is where this comic first took off. I love you guise <3 And I'll keep posting even if Imgur has banned India and I have to use a VPN to post (which I do lol)
Dannyalcatraz
#7 FWIW, that’s the nickname of the Geography Cone snail, an aquatic mollusk in the Indo-Pacific. Its venom is a cocktail of neurotoxins which can vary over time.
leviaton
Buy the book! And xkcd too! I do not make anything off this but buying books to support artists is rad
Twinklepot
Great collection OP! Awesome as per usual!
softsuit
#4 Aardvark the original Hotwings
mothmam
#10
PointlessBarking
#6 I ran it through a translation app and... It's very strange.
Omicron416
If I understand correctly, family names are generally listed first in Chinese ... but I'm not sure how much that helps.
Maybe "Tongshi" should be "Tong Shi" instead?
MadHatter69
Fuck yeah, Hochelaga mentioned! One of my favorite YT channels :)
And I have a theory exurb1a and he are the same person (the voice is very similar, for starters)
thekeyofe
#4 In the F-111, the pilot and radar operator sit side-by-side instead of in tandem.
But then, these are "useless facts, badly drawn," so I guess I should excuse the fact that the airplane is drawn incorrectly.
SlammedCarsAreRuinedCars
Beat me to it
modis
#4
CheeseWheelJuggler
#1 For comic fans, check out 2000AD's Devlin Waugh. It's got an... 'interesting' take in Titivillus.
TodleyOddley
Is that the talking dildo?
CheeseWheelJuggler
Late reply, yup :)
mikeatike
#6 Buffalo got nothing on this shi....
obesz
Great to see your posts again. Love your work. All the best with what you're doing.
duktayp
#4 https://theaviationgeekclub.com/on-valentines-day-1986-a-usaf-fb-111-supersonic-bomber-transported-a-donor-heart-from-oklahoma-to-connecticut-in-two-hours-to-save-a-patient/
TI99Kitty
#4- Shirley, you can't be Sirrius!
cousteau
#1 I like how this kept getting worse and worse as I kept reading 😂 Well played.
CedricDur
I love your comics!
Robbann
i'm not sure i understand #7 "it kills you within minutes, but it takes five hours to kill you"?
AlmostClever
It's a mixture of fact and humor. The venom is said to be so potent it can kill you in minutes (enough time to have a smoke) but in reality it takes a few hours if untreated. There is no antivenom for a cone snail sting, and treatment consists of keeping victims alive until symptoms wear off. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conus_geographus
BarryTheCyborg
The cigarette things is partially true, but not because it kills you, but because it can paralyze you within minutes. It takes longer to paralyze your autonomic nervous system and kill you, but you do only have enough time for a cigarette before you're paralyzed and then die.
JustJimWillDo
#6 For your enjoyment.
MadHatter69
Shee(sh)!
JustJimWillDo
是事实!
duktayp
The Big Lebowski is 46th https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_that_most_frequently_use_the_word_fuck#List
mikeatike
And the second place is the movie "Fuck". You know you say fuck a lot if you have more fucks than Fuck.
notsurewhattocallthis
I've got no Fucks to give.. my Fucks have runneth dry..🎵🎶🎵🎶
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
I went to go Fuck shopping but there's no Fucks left to buy!🎵🎶
Freakscar
For the poor, uninitiated souls among you: Thomas Benjamin Wild - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0
notsurewhattocallthis
#1 Dam yoo Tittyvillain!
nation543
... I ... I saw "drwan" and came to the coments to see if anyone else caught it, and now I r fel dum
Mockingbirb
Yu maed a tyop their
MaverickTitan
So did yew.
Wate-
I mean…
Dagn you, Titovillaeon!!!