Useless Facts, Badly Dumped for your morning dump <3

This gave me a headache trying to figure it out, because it also counts as a "horseshoe orbit" even though it only looks like one moon is doing a horseshoe orbit from the perspective of the other moon.

Bonus fun fact: The actor who has dropped the most on-screen F-bombs is NOT Samuel L Jackson (he doesn't even crack the top 3) but Jonah Hill in first place, with Leonardo DiCaprio in second by most accounts. Joe Pesci and Al Pacino also rank pretty high. But it's tricky to confirm this, because some lists count all profanity, while others only count the F-bomb specifically, and the lists don't clarify this.

Another strip that had people yelling that it isn't true, even though I provided multiple news sources. Another commenter accused me of animal cruelty lol

Bonus: there's accounts that as Alexander walked away, he remarked to his entourage "were I not born Alexander the Great, I would choose to be Diogenes," and apparently Diogenes heard this and said "were I not born Diogenes, I, too, would choose to be Diogenes," but sadly this has not been confirmed by proper historians and is more like an anecdote / legend made up after he died.

There's also another interpretation that what Diogenes said was more like "take me out of the darkness," a clever double meaning expressing his deep desire for enlightenment. But historians point out that this kind of phrasing wouldn't make sense in his original ancient Greek, as cool as it sounds.

My 500th strip!

A friend of mine is a big Star Trek fan and suggested the joke. The bonus being, it's technically true, because most black holes have a lot of glowing stuff orbiting them (with the exception of naked singularities), so it's the kind of thing Spock would say lol.

Obligatory self-insert!

You'd think she'd have seen that coming smh

Brilliant minds at work

Another great example of a fact getting twisted about and exaggerated to make it more interesting until it's no longer true lol.

Absolute madlad, etc

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