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Mar 22, 2026 7:55 AM
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https://www.threads.com/@_jen_hamilton_?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
LogicalLimes
I did not know that. I also would not have known that was a chicken at first glance. haha
DeadeicPrints
Its not a purr but okay lol
Schism666
Always upvote silkies!
laurapede83
Well, chickens purring and cats trilling! There is some good order in this fucked planet! Love this chicken in particular. May she never see the inside of a fryer basket or the topside of a dinner plate.
arlow54
In that situation I'd do the same thing.
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
Jen for president!!
VonSnootingham
Ma'am, I think you might have yourself a tribble there.
DamnThursdays
Dang it, beat me to it. Oh well, I won't cause any tribble for you.
TheSpindrifter
A tribble with a neck? Eww.
charondaboatman
Trim those brows buckbuck cluck!
brokenturtle
Eating chicken also makes a purring sound
Thorketil
The poor thing desperately needs eyes to see!
theshinobi23
You can see the pause with the "WTF is going on??" followed by the chicken relaxing and settling itself into her "wing." Happy noises aside, it's very evident that the chicken does like being held that way, at least by that person. Idk if I'd recommend trying to grab random chickens to try this with, but I'm nobody's boss so y'all do what your heart says is right...
TheSpindrifter
The other trick (if you're fast enough) with hens is to firmly press down on their lower back with the flat of your hand; it instantly stops them in their tracks. It's instinctual programming because they think they are about to get bred.
Tolocamp
Isn't she also the nurse guessing the location of the perineum nerve wrong ?
CitrusyGarlic
Does that chicken have no eyes?
BeckyLookAtHerButt
"It's not a phase, Mom!'
Heavychunkymoisture
It’s a chicken from resident evil
spinymouse
Polish have eyes but that huge poof of head feathers can get too big and/or hang down too far. Then it's time dar a haircut. They're supposed to be bred towards a better field of vision than this but show breeders still go for as much poof as possible.
firstandlast85
big ass eyebrows basically
weadiculous
That is one very cute chick! The weird bird is kinda cool too
2orangekitties
sochilln
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eXBjZGZleGdrdms2b3E0d3JyMDJ0OTB2dGRsb2ViOHJudjVzM2ZlcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/T6vNIPbSUHjCdvZ0zj/200w.webp
NOINITIATIVE
just a man stroking his cock...
Shleppinatruck200
"Mildred BEEF"?! She doesn't look like she related to any Beefs.
TheFastpaws
Just so fluffy!
CatSparkleBreaker
Even the chickens are sporting those broccoli haircuts these days
firstandlast85
trilling occurs when chicken feels both relaxed, safe and secure (in the restrained aspect). good sign of a well peopled and well raised chicken with no complaints about life in general or how it perceives thing will happen
firstandlast85
other happy noises include a soft cluck cluck cluck as a way to express hi how are you, good day to you too, and come look at this cool thing as well as cooing a general ima sit here and be happy noise i'm going over there to sit and be happy noise or i found my happy person i'm going to bug them noise
TripUpStairs
I love it 🥲
annonymouse211
Holy shit I had no idea I needed a pet chicken so I can have it love me enough to make these sounds
BarryTheCyborg
As someone whose neighbors got chickens, please don't unless you live in a remote area. They are extremely smelly
darkoshen
That nice lady is Jen Hamilton, a well-known internet person, who is a labor and delivery nurse with a great personality.
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
PrincessWasabi
is this her too ?
2orangekitties
2orangekitties
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
Pretty sure I did indeed recognize the “you have a nice butthole” nurse from the internet of recent past…
2orangekitties
Detacheddavid
Don't you all feel guilty when eating cute and/or intelligent animals?
dieinagoddamnfire
Are you implying you don't feel guilty if the animal in question is stupid or ugly?
TheSpindrifter
No.
expectnothingstillletdown
You'd think, but cognitive dissonance and cultural inertia are powerful forces.