TimothyTiberiusTurner
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Apparently holding your own means not doing the worst possible
Oct 16, 2022 1:01 AM
TimothyTiberiusTurner
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91
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Apparently holding your own means not doing the worst possible
ChorizoPig
"At no point did he urinate down his own leg. As far as we know."
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
They set the bar low and he brought a shovel along with his toy badge.
miertam
"Well, he didn't drop trou and go #2 on the stage." Fox: "Liberal media admit Herschel Walker looked presidential!"
frischcode
Baltzdelirium
LOL
MeekrabJones
Well, no shit he wasn't as bad as he could've been. He could've immolated a puppy live on stage. Not worse =/= good.
sleepinggreenidea
IDK, that sounds more like the kind of minor debate gaff I'd expect from Dr. Oz.
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
There is generally a lower bar for those candidates on the right. Way lower.
Lugh314159
“Better than expected”... we expected a train wreck, and we got a dumpster fire. That’s not a compliment.
lackinglife
Jees by faint praise right there. "He could've been worse" heh
faultysage
Bees?
bloodyqueef69
I like turtles...???
brianingram
Jeeze - the bar is on the fucking floor with these assholes, ain't it?
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
MoonMoon89
No... he really wasn't. This is just a case of Fox trying to gaslight everyone. "Not as bad as he could have been" is not "holding his own".
EverNotRelevant
No, some media outlets and pundits really did say that. Fuckers want to make it seem like Walker isn't a total dipshit, to up the drama.
butthurtnevergetsbetter
IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE OKAY! ... yeah, that does sound weak af
billcosbybangedurmum
wat
BofusTeefus
*holding his toy badge
Whatswrongwiththispicture
“He makes more children than coherent sentences”
Isometimestakethingsliterally
He aborts more children than makes coherent sentences.
billcosbybangedurmum
???????
ShedCat888
Holding his own … police badge that he make all by himself out of tin foil at an arts and crafts workshop … on zoom.
caldella
"We're going to take a few leaps to make him look good, but I think we've got it."
sleepinggreenidea
I've gotta admit, that vaulter's really holding their own! After crashing into the 1st obstacle, I didn't expect them to even reach the 2nd!
FGnewsbox
Broken Back?