At my recent prostate examination the doctor said “Try not to get an erection, Steve”. I said “But my name isn’t Steve” then he said “No, but mine is”…
People always say they seem happy/carefree, but many of the videos I've seen I swear they always take actions that make it seem like they're all 'welp this is it, this is how I die'. Bird lands on their back, they lay down etc.
Reminds me of the one time I tried ecstasy at a rave with my boyfriend (now husband of 21 years). I didn’t get any of the freely good stuff.. people kept trying to blow menthol into my eye balls and I was just an angry bitch the entire night. Not my jam.
One time I was high at a party and one of the guys there told me to sit in a chair and close my eyes. There was a lamp behind him. He started moving his hands in a karate chop motion in front of my face and told me to imagine I was running through a forest. It was amazing. He said to imagine I was turning left and then moved his hands so they were both going past one side. It worked, it felt like I was turning. I'll never forget that.
It looks funny but by the love of god, don't record tripping people, let them their safe space. Resist the urge of using your smartphone on fucking anything.
NuclearGradeIrony
That's Preparation H Raymond.
abowlofchrebetcrunch
"Four chicks at the same time, dude."
malachilenomade
I don't think they feel happiness... they seem to be in a constant state of "chill"
WaterYourPlants
inthenameofthemoooon
“Bro your tail feathers need help” -ducks probably
LoopStricken
FiscallyFree
Brush your teeth you horse toothed bastard
hralpha88
LoopStricken
CobaltAzurean
i think we've all seen that face before
SalmonTheWise
Ben Shapiro didn't.
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Nope
alcamar
CobaltAzurean
"i'll have what she's having" amirite?
downvoteifyouhatekittens
Me getting my prostate examined
OfficerCrabtree
At my recent prostate examination the doctor said “Try not to get an erection, Steve”. I said “But my name isn’t Steve” then he said “No, but mine is”…
Chnie
yes
cromstantinople
Imagine going your whole life not being able to scratch your butt and along come these helpful scratchers. Bliss.
setmysoulfree2
Mitch McConnell having one of his "Freeze Frame Moments".
spoonard
That's a happy cappy!!!
smashpro1
Happybara.
DongleDingler
Happybara
Zahnradfee
Water pig and water birds.
Piscivore
TIL that the capys that look like wise zen masters most of the time look like Mater with their mouths open.
VinnyVeritas
Quick! get a dental hygienist in there while he's distracted
zafner
Nice beaver
lurkilydurkiler
He’s a happybara.
Redyls
dude im not even sure these creatures are aware that they even exist
njessup1992
it's better that way
Hashbrown123
They are beyond just existing, they are zen, man.
TK421isAFK
Best way to become aware that the beaver exists is to neglect or ignore it.
Kingstad
beaver?
TK421isAFK
Yep, I was focusing so hard on the joke I didn't realize I had the wrong animal. There's probably another joke in that, too.
miket953
Capybara?
bitemark
vodray
Orionsdick
Rodents of unusual size? I don’t think they exist
Dolenmorgul
Happy, high, horny, it's definitely one of these
MiniConradd
Must be a British capybara
LupusLilium
People always say they seem happy/carefree, but many of the videos I've seen I swear they always take actions that make it seem like they're all 'welp this is it, this is how I die'. Bird lands on their back, they lay down etc.
Zahnradfee
"Ah, the spa team has arrived. Time to relax!" *falls over*
elucca
I think it's more a response to help the birds and little monkeys and whatnot to clean them of bugs and paraistes.
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
OfficerCrabtree
Username checks out…
VaclavUrbanek
adventureswithadhd
Reminds me of the one time I tried ecstasy at a rave with my boyfriend (now husband of 21 years). I didn’t get any of the freely good stuff.. people kept trying to blow menthol into my eye balls and I was just an angry bitch the entire night. Not my jam.
Leviosoooohhhh
Neh all that stuff is unnecessary. Water in the neck, massages... Never needed more than hugging it out with peeps and dancing my ass off
warmyourbeans
One time I was high at a party and one of the guys there told me to sit in a chair and close my eyes. There was a lamp behind him. He started moving his hands in a karate chop motion in front of my face and told me to imagine I was running through a forest. It was amazing. He said to imagine I was turning left and then moved his hands so they were both going past one side. It worked, it felt like I was turning. I'll never forget that.
cbale2000
Drugs are a hell of a drug
Regeny
It looks funny but by the love of god, don't record tripping people, let them their safe space. Resist the urge of using your smartphone on fucking anything.
lordfwahfnah
ealdent
i'll have what capybara is having
AlexanderElcazorro
Duck?
Sarcastus
Sleep. That's what he's having.
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
This. I want this.
BlackCats4ever
ironymus
the duck is really worried about his friend!
Thewulasvegas
Duck got his first melee kill. Once they get the taste for blood there’s no stopping them.
JoshuaHarazin
Cappy are you OK? Cappy are you OK? Are you OK Cappy?
ThisUsernameIsInUse
Peace was never an option
HandoB4Javert
OfficerCrabtree
Did Noah really take two of them in his ark? And if so: why the fuck?
HandymanJake
ironymus