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Brlingblank
So mercenaries… we just went full circle to hiring armed mercenary escorts
beemarr
Man, imagine if they really did add this option. How wild would that be. That said, with the way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if someone out there actually did do something like this for real.
wseslar
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LifeIsADanceOfMinds
It would lend a bit of safety for night walks.
GravyEducation
Sort of like how most campuses will have an option to request someone walk you home
JinxRocks
,y employer has an app where guys who stay late and meet certain requirements volunteer and women use it to request someone to walk them to their cars in the parking lot after hours.
blarkk
Security at the hospital I work in does it all the time, especially for people leaving PM shifts at 2300-0100.
autocorrectfailures
My waking buddy at work changed my life, saved me thousands of dollars. Walking buddy needs to be a thing.
SquirrelWithATophat
Thought that said "wanking buddy at work" for a moment.
beemarr
That truly would be life-changing.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Pants changing too if you're not careful
Mostlydeadpool
*suddenly eager to go to work*
"ooh, hey! time to get up! Summer is working today!"