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This structural assessor before us went in and never made it outโฆ
A different "foundation company" said it could be bolted. We had a few questions.
Effective seismic upgrades depend on a stable foundation system. This 1921 home, with an undermined foundation and decayed mortar that had been parged over, needs more than just a seismic retrofit.
The extensive moisture staining and nearby plumbing suggest long-term water exposure in this area. Over time, constant moisture can break down wood members and compromise the framing's structural support.
The footing shows signs of deterioration, and the support above is no longer bearing squarely over the pier.
Proper post-and-pier systems rely on stable, centered load paths to perform as intended.
At this commercial building, long-term moisture intrusion caused cracking patterns along the exterior walls.
When drainage and waterproofing systems fail, moisture can infiltrate structural components, leading to movement, deterioration, and the progressive widening of existing cracks over time.
Okay, who put a post and pier on Arielโs pile of gizmos and gadgetsโฆ You want thingamabobs? They got 20โฆ
A crack that's impossible to ignore...
Not all cracks are created equal. Some are more concerning than others, like this one. While many cracks can be harmless, when they're accompanied by differential movement, they may indicate a more significant structural issue that deserves further evaluation.
Filed under: unnecessary framing additions.
Nimitz007
Ah, so that's what happened to Radcliffe after that lady was done with it. https://youtu.be/Ehg3Q7NtvAw
plastikb0y
#1 you can already see failing parts subsiding from below the neck area. I'm not surprised the head failed. - The mortician at my autopsy, probably.
DonIsMe
The stuff you find is absolutely amazing. Makes me wonder how many people just buy a home without having a true professional come and check it out. Like I did when I was young and dumb in my early 20s a long long time ago. Don't buy an 1840's farm house without a structural engineer take a look. I was such an idiot.
IHateTransphobes
#2 I had to skip this one. Those subtitles are overwhelmingly unpleasant and nearly unreadable.
AlphaStructural
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
#3
AlphaStructural
Gross, right!!
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dDZwNWU3ZnE0cHFhdDdreGc5YXBndzZwazBoaXI5OTM4NHJucnZtbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l4FGp6wKxMULON88U/200w.webp
AlphaStructural
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InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
#8 You may call it unnecessary but *slaps the post* that puppy ain't goin' anywhere.
cosinewave
A careful eye can spot the subtle signs of wood rot in #3.
MadJuansReturn
#1 now I am tempted to put a bunch of skeletons under my house in different uniforms. Plumber, exterminator, ect lol
plastikb0y
And just one real one (To throw 'em off) ;)
StrandedonEarth
That makes me want to buy a house with a crawlspaceโฆ
kranchan
I have an extensive Halloween setup and there are lots of skeletons under my house.
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
Nicer than I was gonna do at my last house; I was going to put a fake gas line in the wall between the master bedroom and the living room, not actually connected to anything, of course.
AlphaStructural
We haven't found the full team yet, but apparently someone already hired the first employee. ๐๐ง
mehismyname
I used to work for the county, and we shared space with the EMTs. Canโt tell you how many times I turned a corner and almost lost my shit because someone had left the cpr dummy on the floor in the hallway again
DarkJaeger
I should scatter a few in my attic and garage.
AlphaStructural
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driftguy69
Is that the Daniel Radcliffe corpse dummy? WHY?! HOW?!
Radix865
Probably a prop related to the Swiss Army Man movie. Even the clothing seems to match.
AlphaStructural
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cryborg
Orionsdick
One of my favorite movies ever
AlphaStructural
OMG!!! ๐๐
AlphaStructural
Seriously!! ๐๐
phoenix0path
Careful though. Almost died watching that movie.
Alistairetheblu
You gotta watch it now. It's wild, and surprisingly deep.
lgkinasen
You can't just tell someone to watch that movie. Because that's not a movie you just... watch.
It's one of the movies that made me stop watching movies that friends say I just GOTTA watch. I do not want a life-changing paradigmshift-inducing psychosomatic realignment in my budgeted two hours of workweek-mandated soul-unfuckening enrichment provision.
lgkinasen
it is a wild and surprisingly deep movie though.