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Sep 30, 2020 11:19 AM
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NateKindaGreat
#8 Paper Mario memes?! Truly we are living in a Golden Age! (Or will be, once everything but memes gets better.)
Sensino
@OP #1 WOW, do I have the perfect game for you, google: "Goat simulator" :D
TheAngryDodo
#1
ParallelParkingInABurka
I, too, would like to goat.
deaks64
#2 Hey Buddy
deaks64
#2 A quick "hey buddy"
Alisterfiend
#1 and just pass the fuck out when I get startled.
powens1492
Good dump. +1
TheWeebleWobler
#1 That is one heckin cute kid.
Longvehicle
#16
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LovelyMover
When my aunt was 5 she said she had a revelation abt free will. She went out charged the post man and head butted his stomach. “Goating”
algoth00r
#2 more like a walk by petting
detour512
#1 man I wanna cat. Eat, sleep, sleep, sleep and sleep poop in a box. I would miss video games.
CreamsodaYo
I speak to my deaf dog all the time...just as much as I would if his ears worked. Shit, probably more. I'm not entirely nuts yet. I swear.
Potatoid
#2 I don't say hello, I say purrngyurrrngyeow to my cat everytime.
easytigger
#11 well, as a great poet once said: "Everything is fucked, everybody sucks."
Communinja
People ask my why I worry about anything and #16 is the exact roadmap why.
osmodean
Poor Charlie Brown
AntiViralFungalDream
youcantgiveAbabybooze
#21 the only thing holding you back is you. You're wonderful and worthy, now go scream you beautiful bastard
Ninjainslippers
Also roosters scream all day. We just notice it more in the morning because they get up early.
Cloud423
mentallychallengeaccepted
#1 i wish i was a unicorn so i could stab idiots with my head
turdswindler9000
theimgurappsucksballs
Most of the times I pass the cat I picked her up, soon around once, then put her back down like nothing happened
kittykat
My older dog takes personal offence if I walk by without giving her a few pets or scritches, and if the younger dog sees she has to get pets
LeSethX
Half the time, I either say "Cat" at my cats or meow at them (if they meowed at me). One hates it when I pick her up, the other tolerates it
momma2elevencats
I talk to all my cats more than I talk to my husband. But in all fairness he talks to them more than me too.
WarKittyKat
Half the time I tell mine "shut the fuck up you needy little furball" while scritching his head.
sysaphiswaits
Well that sounds ridiculous and adorable.