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Had an incredible day but after almost 18 hours of being on my feet I'm going to bed. I love her so much and if it weren't cod autocorrect this would be a lot worse. But she's my life and my love. I'm so happy to have met her
Thank you all
DaddyDune
40 years married, always remember my wedding night. All the best❤️
preservedkillicknonesopretty
CONSUMMATE!
Congrats friend!
kathlTvVillain
Congratulations 🎊 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z2czZHR1YWFyYWFwNTVvcnBiODFia3ZjZmIyYTduM2VnbG5ieWZhcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3Mj1dgCH2P2a7cjbnZ/200w.webp
Wheee12
cookeewookee
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Jaqdakloun
Mazel tov!
pizzapartyhard
Get off imgur then.
SumDumGuyOG
THIS. ZEEEEERRROOOOOO points for being on your phone.
RenaissanceFaireMan
Am I the first to say, "I too choose this man's wife"?
OhMyYoureSexxy
Good for you my dude!
luciferian669
Congratulations ❤️
IGotTheMusicInMe425
I'm getting married in less than three weeks!!! I'm so incredibly excited, but I also anticipate a thoroughly exhausting day lol. Congrats to you, and your beloved, I wish you many years of happiness and adventure!!! 💖💖
DontKnowTheSource
If I can make 3 suggestions. 1. Y'all need to tag team "hosting" one of you cannot be on duty the entire time! 2. Everyone says eat and drink, but do not forget to sit! My legs HURT. 3. Practice Jenga now for your car!
Bowtie8bit
Congrats - now get into couples counseling ASAP and be transparent as fuck. And stay in counseling. You don't know how much you both need it, have needed it, and will need it. Everyone needs it, and not enough get it, especially good counseling.
Dannyalcatraz
0xBADA55
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whiskeychive
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Thresholdpush
Bravissimo! https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWhrcnEzbHNnYzRyejc1dTIwcHlhOHB6cGk2cnptM2NkZXl3MDBweiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WxxsVAJLSBsFa/200w.webp
DeepFriedAndSanctified
There's an old saying, the two best days are when you buy a boat and when you sell the boat.
spontaneous9
Congratulations, @OP!
gummbunn
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ryecurry9000
I feel like you should be busy doing something other than posting right now...
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Like sleeping.
Dannoboyo
Best Wishes
goodBEan
JD67
VelvetWarhol
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Hexarcy00
Leo will cheers you, but I doubt he'll follow suit
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
What the hell? I don't remember posting this.
Congratulations fellow imgurian! I also got married today and am about to go to bed. Sleep well!
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
My dudes! I got married last Sunday, congrats to all!
Zeterai
now kith
NenehCheery
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Smartbutnotreally
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fireclanninja1337
Anniversary buddies.
DontKnowTheSource
Congratulations! Im just now able to start sorting through these posts. I hope your day was incredible and forever memorable!
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
Our wedding went so well, one of my friend's told us we need to get an annulment, and do it again because they had so much fun the first time.
I hope you're turned out just as well!
ahleron
Congratulations to you too.
IceWeaselX
Plot twist: neither of them knew their new spouse's Imgur account. Until now.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
Was my first thought, but they married a "her" and so did I lol.
Cynically23
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airbreather
Ummmm, why are you on spending your wedding night posting on Imgur?
rudejohn
Three minutes to kill while new spouse is brushing teeth, removing make-up, letting out the wedding day poops, and getting ready for bed, perhaps?
jy3192
Boasting to let the rest of us know he'll be getting some ....while we're all on Imgur
ChicanoBatman
Right? Fuck this, I'm going for it. (breaking Imgur code for self promotion but whatever) Tall single male, owns an Interior Design firm in Todos Santos, Baja MX (from West Coast US). Must love Labradors, Travel (I mean legitimately), all the tacos, good people, slightly goofy, kind but tenacious AF, and the ocean. I want my person to celebrate life like having the Wailers play here tonight and wishing my dance partner was there.
Freak0zoid
After 18 hours of being social and the emotional rollercoaster of a wedding, no. They and their wife are going to sleep.
DontKnowTheSource
We passed out about 8 seconds after I made the post
Freak0zoid
Congrats on the sleep
michiyl
"Took only 8 seconds and she had the best night of our marriage so far!" ... you really have to sell it, dude! :D
DontKnowTheSource
Our first date was 3 days long, those first 8 seconds was all it took!
StonesTwice
Welcome to the club. You have my deepest sympathy.
Freak0zoid
Lol '80s joke. "My wife sucks, amiright?"
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Laughs in boomer
DeepFriedAndSanctified
Well, I mean 50% of marriages end in the divorce. And then there's all the marriages where people stay even though it sucks. So statistically, most marriages are a net negative. But you're different.
Freak0zoid
True, I'm single.
ClutterMonkey
Are you in Philly? I’m in a hotel and the wedding guests won’t shut the fuck up at 11:58pm. The hotel is poorly designed with the bar in the center and the rooms spiraling up around it.
TheRedBaron8
You mean awesomely designed!
whiskeychive
Lmfao. Wouldn’t that be a hoot
Juttypants
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ClutterMonkey
I’m tempted to go down in tshirt and sandals and get a Negroni from the bar. Fine with paying, even better if it is an open bar.
Hexarcy00
Do it
whiskeychive
Do it.
ClutterMonkey
Did it. No cocktails. Just beer and wine. Got a beer, tastes like Coors Light.
whiskeychive
Nice
Doismellbacon
How was your Negroni? Did you find @OP?
ClutterMonkey
Got a beer. They only offered beer and wine.
Hexarcy00
And then you sat on a bar stool and browsed imgur?
Doismellbacon
¡Salud!