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Her name is Isis, she's an Egyptian breed and the breeders gave her a suitable name. She had it first, those fuckwads should change there's, not make us change hers
hisdudenesselduderino
They didn't ruin shit that dog is awesome
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Ya, they're a bunch of daeshbags
DukeDarkwood
I wasn't really on board with using that name for them (Daesh) until I saw someone else make this play on it the other day.
Alvatore
What if I told you that calling them daesh -really- pisses them off?
DukeDarkwood
Yeah, I'd heard that plenty of times. I was just never sold on using the term until seeing someone use "daeshbag". I'm normally not for the
DukeDarkwood
lowbrow types of humor (I prefer puns, myself), but those guys deserve the term.
SquireWedgewood
Pharaoh Hounds aren't Egyptian. They're Maltese. Name is because they resemble dogs in ancient hieroglyphs.
Moonshine55555
I was gonna say the same thing.
SlagGroove
I play smite. Isis is one of the playable gods :^>
DukeDarkwood
Also in Age of Mythology.
AreThoseMyPants
Also a monster/pet in Ragnarok Online.
andquester
Start calling her "ice" just tell everyone she is shorting her name to transition from a puppee to a rapper.
tdstar
'Iris' would work...
wildred74
Can we get more pictures of her? She is beautiful
mcginger72
I second this @OP we need more pictures
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mcginger72
She's very pretty thanks for sharing
abacab87
Pharaoah hound is the only dog that blushes.
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BitchinBotanist
I want one! How pretty
jezzey
Thank you. I've never seen that breed before. They are gorgeous. It looks a lot like a greyhound but even prettier.
Fyrepony
I have kinda wanted a dark furred one so I could name him Anubis and say "who's a good god of death? You are!!"
TheMagicalMushroom
"The Enyprian god of death will not be talked to like he's an idio- SQUIRREL!"
TheMagicalMushroom
*Egyptian
DeadGirlSuperstar
Gorgeous!
JShea50
Those fucking ears
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
my aunt and uncle had a pharaoh hound that I was very fond of....she passed away last fall after 14 good years.....
wildred74
Oh I'm sorry. But I'm glad y'all got those 14 years together
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
I lived with them for the last couple of years (just got an apartment in Houston 3 months ago). She was a sweet if somewhat quirky dog.
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
she was rescued after Katrina and she had an extraordinary fear of thunder and rain
GodApollo
ISIS GET BACK HERE STOP RUNNING AROUND BEFORE YOU GET HURT YOUR IN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN I GET YOU ISIS DONT YOU RUN AWAT FROM ME
OutlawAggie
Definitely far fewer curse words being mumbled under your breath but that's basically what I was saying!
bigdickdalrymple
"Have you thought about going by Mike?" "Why should I change, he's the one who sucks!" - Michael Bolton from Office Space
OutlawAggie
I love that movie!
bigdickdalrymple
It's one of my favorites too. You have a pretty dog btw
OutlawAggie
Thanks! I'm thinking of keeping her around
eequalsmcsquared
My bfs exs name is Isis and it's funny because she's a whacked out druggy psycho so she suits her name.
Attaroo
What? You only think about yourself! What about the injury those twats did to Mallory Archer's business!
Attaroo
Oh, and cute puppers. :D
aubinmagnus
You should call them Daesh because they hate it.
OutlawAggie
Anything I can do to annoy them or piss them off I will do. It's just a shame that ISIS is the name that stuck with the media
busdriverdan
Anyone who can't differentiate alternated definitions for names and words needs to retake a few english classes, post-haste.
Pangs
If someone was yelling for "Isis" in my neighborhood, the terrorist org would not be the first thing that came to mind.
AreThoseMyPants
You Finn?
Pangs
Nope.
Techshredder
I also have a pupper named Isis :D http://imgur.com/JvEAiUd
StickyFingerssX
BAD ISIS!
OutlawAggie
Oh I said this and so much worse, we've just moved to a new house and it's very close to a major street, scared me so bad
EndUserLicenseAgreement
*theirs
DukeDarkwood
Honestly, looks more like an Anubis to me. But since it's a she, I suppose that wouldn't work.
AreThoseMyPants
Anubers? See? Because Anubis has -is like in "his" and Anubers has -ers like in... Yeah, I'll see myself out.
OutlawAggie
Same breed Anubis was based upon, these dogs have ancient blood lines. If she were a he I think Anubis would be an awesome name
loneknight116
actually anubis was based off jackals...long distance cousins.
JohnLeePettimore
That's a sleeper cell
OutlawAggie
Hahaha you got a good belly laugh out of me on this one! It's funny because it's true
NoSmartIdeas
The UK govt calls them Da'esh (or Dash)
thisiswhathappenslarrywhenyoufindastrangerinthealps
It's just like the band ISIS, long before those assholes. Long live ISIS!
kevincow
Imagine how much it would suck if the most despised terrorist group in the world just happened to use an acronym that spelled your name.
abacab87
It happens a lot with mass murderers. I thought I was the only one with my name until Facebook came, there are at least 13 of us worldwide.
kevincow
Wow, 13 mass murderers with the same name? That's quite a coincidence.
OutlawAggie
Haha yes, I'd actually be ok because my name also happens to be associated with something no group could distract from, but yes that'd suck!
TheTanJew
I would love an Egyptian Pharaoh dog but I live in Wisconsin and their ears are prone to frost bite in cold climate. :(
OutlawAggie
Oh I can imagine, it can be 100 degrees here in the summer but she will sleep all night under the covers next to you for heat
Zeffner
We had an icecream company in Denmark. They changed their name to Easis.
RetiredSabre
This is exactly why Obama called them ISIL, not ISIS. There are many women named after her, he didn't want to call them terrorists
Tsumino79
yeah i used to work for EE and had a nice chat with someone on... CS or tech i forget what called isis (i told her some people think the
Tsumino79
original egyptian pronunciation is more likely to be iset or aset)
Bossdogs
The only thing I liked about our previous prime minister is that he called them Daesh because a)they hate it and b) it sounds like douche
SyrianBeans
Thanks Obama
queenoflurking
MeetCameron
proof?
bigblindguy
Been calling those boys daesh since forever tbh, lotta Kurds talking bout daesh before ISIL ever got big, ppl shoulda listened.
SmertNSpecial
But what about all the women named Isil?
Vyrro
Good point
BygoneMocha
Sweet sentiment but nah. They called themselves ISIL to assert dominance over the Levant instead of just Syria.
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MugsMoney
The word "Shām" in their original Arabic name refers to the whole area. All of it used to be called Syria, Levant is another name for it.
Nathanyel
Should call them Daesh instead.
kyrtian
I'll stick with "goatfucking dickheads"
BustyOrangutan
I'll accept it.
lebowskisd
Hey you leave the poor goats out of this one, they don't deserve that association
ireallycantthinkofanythingoriginal
In Ireland the media call them the "so called Islamic State" or "so called IS".
gaenaralhonk
Same in Germany
AdmJota
That's the best I've heard yet.
JustHereToCommentThings
Your dog is now being watched by the nsa
RudeRobby
Not true, its the FBI
gorillaClutch
What a good pupper-NSA assesment after long observation
wierzt
Lucky bastards! I wish I got to watch cute dogs all day.
diregamer
Best stakeout ever. Follow a dog who happens to be good and comes up for pets and treats. I love my job.
dontrike
Wanted for crimes of being a good boy...er girl.
circlebreaker
*OP
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
So you're NSA? Good to know
DreadPierateRoberts
We all are
Emperorofman
Some may be Inquisition
mistersaIvage
NASA
HmmmNoSirIDontLikeIt
Good , keep them blind to all else that is moving.
SomeWeirdGuyOnTheInternet
And they have gathered data and come to conclusion that she is adorable.
OutlawAggie
Oh you couldn't tell the second picture is actually a gif? That's all she does all day
N0Juan
Dog looks more like Anubis.
TheHawkRules
According to the name of the picture when I click Save As (No, I didn't actually save it) it's a .jpeg. How dare you lie on the internet?!?!
DiatribeGuy
Day well spent. I'd pay to have that job
OutlawAggie
I know it's become cliché to say here but it's totally true that it'd be amazing to be a dog in a middle class+ family
Eaglemk4
Go let isis out *5 minutes later FBI is at my door*
DukeDarkwood
"Save as type: JPG file (.jpg)" You could have at LEAST saved it as a static gif if you wanted to fool anyone.
ScaredScorpion
Just makes it easier to plan a drone strike
entomologyashley
I demand more photos of Ms. Isis!
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diregamer
I made several unmanly noises.
entomologyashley
Want more photos!!!!!!
KidCilantro
You fucker. You made me look at the picture for like 2 minutes
TheseArentMyGlasses
Her tail wags at 2:05.
DetectiveGaff
It's a good picture @KidCilantro
OutlawAggie
Hahaha I'm so sorry, sarcasm doesn't translate well over text and that's a bad habit of mine to be sarcastic here on imgur
KidCilantro
It's ok. She's a good girl I'm sure
Hargy89
I think your dog might be dead in that case...
Crawley
Name is Isis, not Anubis.
OutlawAggie
Looks like at least 1 person didn't get your joke, I for one love sharp humor, so here is to you
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ScoobidyBop
Yeah, I've been watching it for like... 1 minute, and I see no breathing.
PapiBlanco
I do that also, when I haven't moved for 2 hours or more my body just shuts down and I don't breath at all
PapiBlanco
I like to pretend it's because Of my ninja training and I'm slowing down my heart rate to remain extra stealthy
barkybrown
The loop is that good.
Dongerfuck
There's
letsgetfuad
Theirs.....
OutlawAggie
Good find, I only post on my phone so I really couldn't tell you if I screwed up on that or auto correct did, also it should be "dog's"
anorwegianfeller
"My dogs name", it's his/her name, possessive, think you're right with that one
sparkymcboomboom
No, to be possessive, it is "dog's".
HolyHellJezebel
My childhood cats were Fagot & Bugger. It occurs to me now that my parents were really immature. And I am glad they got better at adulting.
soulmercenary
I bet your brother's name was Roger
HolyHellJezebel
Nope
KeyClavis
I had a cat named Little Shit. The old lady next door would laugh her head off every time I went out and yelled for him to come home.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
my newest cat is really gassy, so I named him "Stanky Frankie".... my naming skills have improved massively over the years.
longarmprime
My mom mamed my cat "bitch pudding"
brrpr
my parents named a cat pussy. i got i trouble at 4. grade because i wrote a story about the cat.
PinkPrincess007
Title? "I like pussy!"
brrpr
I'm german and I was 7 years old... I had NO idea! I realised it years later. My parents thought it was funny as hell and still remember it
ChangingMyNameToHideFromStalker
My sister's cat is called 'Fuck-knuckle'...
HolyHellJezebel
That is absolutely hysterical
MyNameisAngelaHeyHello
My mum named my cat pinkbits because she's an immature lesbian
justletmefindausernamethatisnttaken
One of my uncles named his dog "Nigger". He'd get out sometimes and he'd have to yell "NIGGER YOU GET BACK HERE!" "WHERE'S MY NIGGER?!"
barkybrown
As a white person... I'm afraid to upvote this.
chaostheory10
My sister wanted me to adopt a kitten who was blind in one eye after being thrown out a car window. I was going to change his name to Splat.
fogoxbve
Jesus, man, your sister is inconsiderate, she should have let you rest after being thrown out of a car.
OutlawAggie
Good lord that's funny, hey at least they wouldn't get confused about their names when your parents would get mad at them and start cursing!
THEBrewMeister
They even spelt faggot wrong poor ppl
HolyHellJezebel
No that would be me, the only time I have ever used the word is explaining the cat's name.
THEBrewMeister
Haha you're cool man no worries, it shouldn't be a commonly spelt word any how.
PirateRubberDuck
But its written on the box they come in. "Pork faggots in gravy".
JaceWhitehale
Me and my friends call each other fagget all the time. It's more a term of endearment than an insult.
THEBrewMeister
Shut up fagit
kingkongmfg
theirs*
RockMeLikeASugarcane
I looked for this comment so I could upvote it. "There's". Pah.
ineedsomemilk
Honestly, "there's" earned my upvote. What an incredible spelling
KarenFromTheHOA
Thank you. It was bothering me.
IAmSmartOnOccasion
Fun Fact: Downton Abbey's doggie character name: Isis.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
And they killed it off because the name became too distracting for obvious reasons.
IAmSmartOnOccasion
Isis died towards the end of the series. The show started in 1912 and it was like 1925, and it was not a pupper at the start.
IAmSmartOnOccasion
Sorry for the spoiler ????
OutlawAggie
Really? That's pretty cool. I've never watched but it seems like I would like the show, I like most stuff in general
chamoiscat
TBF "ISIS" didn't create their own name. It's just the next brand - iTerror 8s - click now to find out what your should fear next!
iSoulend
anyway it's just how the name turns out in english, in other language Isis (the goddess) remain, while ISIS (the terrorist) is smth else
Bliffity
Some people call them Daesh, which we all should do since it pisses them off.
Metatality
Oh, I thought that was the more correct name? What do they want to be called?
FlexKavana
They want to be called islamic state daesh doesnt mean anything else but they dont like it because its an acronym of the Arabic name and 1/2
FlexKavana
It sounds like the Arabic word for pagan
goatfishduck
What have Liber8 done now on their crusade against the corporate congress!?! Find out next.
daendusk
so their name is really just SIS with an added I to make it look pretty?
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
ISIS is the abbreviation of the English translation of their name. And if you really want to piss them off, call them Daesh.
FlexKavana
Maybe we can add the I to the end of SIS
OutlawAggie
I can understand that, it's just total bullshit that mow I call out to my dog and peoples first thoughts are of terrorists
XigTek
ISIS was only because of an idiotic mistake by the west. It's ISIL, or Daesh. (Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant)
chamoiscat
I agree it's lame. My brother's cat is also named Isis and I know he feels the same way.
c0smicj0ker
Imagine having a daughter with the name. (my daughters name is not Isis but I know a young girl with the name ) :/
ilovebreakfastburritos
When Coca-Cola started putting names on bottles Isis was one of the names they used. I believe they had to pull it.
PearjuiceATX
I'd be more worried if you started yelling Allah Akbar, than Isis
SnivellusSnape
Ok but think of all the little girls who are called Isis!
Prebez
A good thing it was not named Alahu and Akbar (after the Admiral)
OutlawAggie
Definitely, I'm a huge fan of Star Wars! One of my favorite characters from the original trilogy is Admiral Alahu
AhChooodle
It's a little funny lol
OutlawAggie
Oh I agree, I was running yelling her name around all these moms and felt like I was living a sitcom
AhChooodle
HAHAHAH I'm dying, that's great. Super cute puppy btw - ^_^
ProfessorDumbass
Apparently dogs don't hear vowels due to frequency. So singing ICE ICE baby should bring your dog home...and make you look less terroristic
chamoiscat
But lol imagining you at the dog park just yelling out "ISIS! ISIS!!!!!"
usersubbordercontrol
Yell "Isis Goddess!" Or something?
melekoftd
ISIS is on the loose in your neighborhood!
Cereaza
"I can't find ISIS. I'm worried sick"
OutlawAggie
It was not a fun time, I'm just lucky she's a pretty enough dog where the moms I was running past were more interested in her than me
OutlawAggie
Well my house is literally about 100 meters from an elementary school, she got out when they were being let out with me yelling that
LordSithis
To be honest, my first thought would be of the Egyptian goddess, then of Archer.
chamoiscat
this is making me laugh out loud hahaha!
OutlawAggie
If you would have seen it in person knowing what you know now I'm sure you'd laugh out loud at my fantasy running after my dog for an hour
OutlawAggie
Especially considering all greyhound breeds were bred from these dogs, she's fast as fuck. It was a nightmare, plus she snuck out while 2/3
thirteenENs
I miss when ISIS was a spy agency.
theyar
It used to be what Samsung Pay was called, too, right?
idkalan
No, it was Verizon, AT&T, TMobile, & other carrier's answer to Google's Wallet. They added it to various Android devices that they carried.
ErinFromTheOffice
JamesSkyWalker
Robvp
Yeah "The Figgis Agency" doesn't have the same ring to it
IamtheFloridaMan
It still is, we can't let terorism win. That's the beauty of American media. It's still ISIS the cartoon spy agency that messes up everythin
DemonKiller44
Or a metal band
Buckbeak1486
I hear her voice! Lol
Scuttlebutte
and the fart in that scene too lol
Buckbeak1486
I didn't hear that.
DrKriegersClone
Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.
littlesquishablecake
What about... The adverbs... Or the adjectives?
Nathanyel
The period made me come.
littlesquishablecake
Ooo kinky!
EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
I miss when ISIS was a band.
livingthedream
My wife got me an ISIS t shirt. I'm no longer allowed to wear it.
Flyingkitty67
Some happened to me. I'm too chicken to wear my out and about.
ScreamingSiren
GhettoEMS
Dude you not the only one
rabidCOVIDphysician
I miss when ISIS was the Egyptian god of the dead. Not the egyptian god of some angry people in the desert.
CokieMonster
If they went to stick with it,they could've made so many sick, inappropriate, disturbing jokes... Seems line a missed opportunity.
Mentok
Archer hasn't been as good since
Nathanyel
your lobotomy.
DoublevBomb
I juuuust got that shirt before I could never wear it, even once. It's now a jizz rag.
NikoLorenzio
I miss when ISIS was the ship explorer in EVE online
TachyonCode
I miss when Isis was the code name of a golem in my tabletop campaign.
PamPoovey
Yeah.
OutlawAggie
I totally agree, love me some archer and saw the show and said "hey that's my dogs name!". Then saw how prominent Daesh got,"oh no...."
EndersGameofThrones
In 2002 I had neighbors with a 4 year old named Osama. I lived 2 miles from ground zero NYC. Those poor parents!
Darkspire
*whispers* "yes hello we would like to put in for a name change..."
nolittleplans
Call her ice for short when out and about or own that shit
Techtronic
Ice ice baby
ItsVikk
Come on!
EmCeeMiNacion
Only animators can make an overweight woman look sexy. We all know there is no way in hell a woman that size could have boobs so perky.
Nathanyel
Oh well, my ex had very nice boobs when we dated (she was 20 though)
Wurzelbert
Right on the boobs, wrong on the sexy looking overweight girls.
MacEifer
I still have that TShirt. Gets awkward sometimes at staff meetings.
DarkSock
"I hear ya, man..." - Scott Ian from Anthrax, probably...
LiterallyYourMom
Or, you know, Aaron Turner from the metal band Isis.
mathknight
But the band was named after the disease...
DarkSock
Or was it the other way around…
mathknight
A fine attempt, but uh, it wasn't. Even on the wiki it says they were inspired by how the word "Anthrax" sounded for a band name...
mathknight
(quick go edit the wikipedia page!)