DevinFulton
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Leave your own Elves On Shelves pics in the comments and I will add them in 2017's christmas post!
errdayimshuffln
Your husband's name isn't Calvin is it and he didn't used to favor another toy right? maybe perhaps a stuffed tiger?
Dometheus
Hi Ho, Hi Ho to the front page you go!
5NoteHalf
Plot twist: Wife did all these, husband doesn't give a s#@^ about the elf.
NotThatKindOfDoctorDrew
SighAndUnZipsGuy
When I got to G.I. Joe water boarding the elf you not only earned a +1 but a favorite as well!
michaelpaice2
Me too!
electricbananas
More like why they should
atleastihavecheese
Why husbands should definitely be left in charge of elves on shelves***
WantMyBoddd
This is why husbands SHOULD be left in charge of elves on shelves +1
IMGURIAN007
ContainsCaffine
ContainsCaffine
Btw, didn't make this it was something I favorited.
DevinFulton
I bloody love you for it though
totallynotacrustaceanfromthepaleozoicera
AceExpress
Wicked!
totallynotacrustaceanfromthepaleozoicera
mycleverusernameinserthere
somanybees
We don't have Elves on Shelves in the UK. Can someone explain them to me?
somanybees
Please? :)
slwriot
Companies like to sell garbage to idiots in exchange for currency. Our currency is called "Dollars".
goboltz
Elf on a Shelf is Meh . . . I prefer "Whore in a Drawer" anyway . . /a/E1Syq
SoberSamuel
Um, this is why your husband MUST be left in charge of the elves on the shelves
IneversaidIworkedhere
I feel some of these are too craftsy to be the work of husbands...
dimethyltrip
Um.. yes he should
Hammertulski
Intentionally spilling King Arthur flour? Baking product disrespect aside, someone is clearly flush with money.
ThankGodIts2017
When did this start? As a kid we had Mary, Joseph & a Donkey move around the house till they found the nativity barn on Christmas Eve.
SurrealGorilla
ZetaRayBill
"He's an angry elf!"
aFamousActor
I love the speed of this, it's like he's reacting to every one as he scrolls
Holdmybeerbitch
@Beautifuldisater1103
Oicurai
I had to create an account just so I could upvote this post. Had me laughing so much. +1 for being my first +1.
wildivan
+1 for finger condoms
krimeariver41
These were awesome
Starttorun
Where can One get tiny condoms like that? Asking for a friend of mine.
tehcron
Lol they are finger condoms for counting money or something. Saw an old lady put one on her finger at the dollar store once.
Vybors
Never had an elf on the shelf, but I keep a dwarf in my basement.
buddbilly
These are actually quite clever and entertaining
MineSweeperKing
An elf on the shelf vid my buddies did a while ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1RwzYWMPyY
DevinFulton
I look back at these all the time
hellotheregovenah
Hahaha I really enjoyed this. I love your creativity
b00mh34d5h0t
DIE BITCHEMS
corbynDallas
Elves on shelves have all the fun apparently
Remmikins
Step one...
otherotherbarry
Cut a hole in the box
Remmikins
Step two...
youknowwhyimhere6969
Fuck this creepy trend.
gewurz
Agreed. They're horrible.
delpharseven
Attention downvoters: @DerpDustyDerp is referring to Elf on a Shelf itself, not people abusing Elf on a Shelf.
youknowwhyimhere6969
Thank you. At least one person gets it.
randomweirdness
am I the only one who's never seen these before now? I have never once seen one of these elf things anywhere at all (not sarcasm). I saw
snikis
Couple of my friends have them and the kids go nuts for them every year. It's so much fun and you get to be creative as fuck!!
delpharseven
They are a very new corporation invented "tradition". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elf_on_the_Shelf
snikis
Yes a big evil corporate invention about keeping kids excited and entranced by a magical real life elf D:
snikis
Couple of my friends have them and the kids go nuts for them every year. It's so much fun and you get to be creative as fuck!!
FatForYou
I've never seen one on person but I've known of them for years.
InfernoTerra
Sister's mother had one. Not something you want to look at in the middle of the night.
InfernoTerra
Creepy ass fucker.
randomweirdness
someone explain what they're meant to be but I've honestly never seen them before now on imgur.
aRepost
Australian? They're new to me too.
randomweirdness
'STRAYA (qld, a distinct lack of 'roos in my area to fight tho)
craz3d
I only heard about them last year. I am in the USA.
peachesforme
because it is new. pintrest mom made them. the style is old timey so folks act like they are very old but yeah totally new
DevinFulton
Christmas decorations but seeing as they are basically festive dolls you can do some really funny things with them (or scary)
randomweirdness
yeah I know, this is just the first year / time I've seen them but everyone's acting like it's a common thing. It's like the twilight zone
peachesforme
it's actually very new. mom on pintrest started it up. don't feel weird. it is new. i think some folks honestly don't realize it is new 1/?
peachesforme
and want to act like they know what is going one thus acting like it's an old tradition
MichaelScott
"elf on a shelf". Some folks do it for their kids, positioning them nightly, while claiming they don't know how they got there. Kids stuff.
littlemorte
There's one for Halloween, ghoul on a stool http://www.ghoulonastool.com/online-store.html