My Starfleet Advocate Vinny

Jul 28, 2026 12:51 PM

KingreX32

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Pictured Lt Lisa successfully answering a bullshit question.

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I tried to sit down and finally watch this movie, but I often feel secondhand embarrassment and the inciting incident was too much for me. It took the guy admitting to a crime he had no idea he was admitting to to get me to switch to something else. I watched the Wonder Man show instead.

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I thought that was Q from TNG at first

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My commanding officer vinny

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Italians in Space !

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I always had a problem with that scene of My Cousin Vinny...
It's not like you can't just retrofit a car because you want newer wheels or different style of tires that you couldn't use otherwise... and that's assuming the rims are different dimensions. Like what if the '78 uses tubeless and the '65 uses tubed and you want the better thermal properties and lower rolling resistance of tubeless. You can't JUST use tubeless tires, they won't seal, you have to swap the rims too.

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in my early poor man's driving days I'd use re-threads cause no money, and they'd be bad, so sometimes had to add tubes so they'd stay hard! change the mags? ROFL nah... (I know, I don't know how I live with myself either) -but yeah on an old mitsi mirage, not a sports car!

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Lt Mona Lisa Vito

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And don't get me started about the tachyon beam!

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Starfleet didn't install a matter-antimatter warp core on a Constitution-class in 2245. The Constitution-class didn't enter service until 2245. And it wasn't equipped with the Mark II dilithium articulation chamber until 2253. However, in 2253, the correct antimatter injection timing would be 0.004 seconds before peak plasma convergence.

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Her uniform should be Yellow, as she'd be in the engineer career path.

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You can start in one career path and transfer to another, as Janeway did (originally blue shirt).

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Riker also started in engineering and transferred to command, while Worf and Geordi started in command, transferred to security and engineering, before both returning to the command division later

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We got a neeeeeerd here.

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She could be an engineer that transferred to command because she wanted to captain her own ship.

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Actually, she'd be in a blue uniform but have yellow uniform knowledge.

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The Best kind of correct

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Despite qualifying as an expert for her background working with her mechanic dad, she was an unemployed hairdresser in the movie

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So blue then since I think hair care would fall under medical.

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What color uniforms do unemployed Starfleet hairdressers wear?

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Red, look at the picture

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