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So when the title is as stated. I could eat as in I could eat it all. Also when I am asked "Are you hungry? " my auto response is I could eat. Probably one of the factors why I am fat and pre diabetic.
thespaceneedle
#2 is apparently a private chef for wealthy people and #4 eventually started calling her show “OnlyPans” 🤣🤣. And they did a crossover or two!
moisthole
#1 Mmm tight juicy thighs and all tightly wrapped.
nclu
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU MAKE A MIREPOIX!
DropDrop
Are any of these https://www.instagram.com/eirenebelle ? You might enjoy her content.
MadJuansReturn
They all are. And i do enjoy that account too
jammer909
I can smell these videos. It smells great.
DropDrop
All this food and nothing to drink?
Powerish
They like sharing fluids
fstngutz
I’m offended, #4 didn’t ask me if I was horngry
onushka
I love the fact that #5 has put on a fancy white dress, and it looks great, but mom and granny who helps by the dish, doesn't give a fuck.
- But Mom, I want it to go viral.
- Viral my ass, go and get the leaves from the garden.
MadJuansReturn
Go tell one of the uncles to cut banna leaves. ( because uncles in Asian culture are an adopted man or and actual relative)
Chaoticgoodsoul
Did Ryan ever call her back??
animatronicChristmasChickens
You should credit the content creators
draek1
I love women
petieSpacePoster
#2 "Attitude Hottie" here is https://www.youtube.com/@Oliviatieds
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
Pro tip: stab the bottom of the Tetra Pak with a knife to get the liquid to drain faster, but after you have already tipped it upside down. I realize someone wouldn’t realize that last bit naturally and make a huge mess.
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
you can also stab the side on the side away from the spout, or even on the front on the side without the spout, depends on how you pour, as long as air can get in it will go much quicker. my tetra paks are generally bigger than those, so more room for stabbing)
Quebeker
#1 Now go eat in the dog house like a good boy
MechKelly
Bewba
mygodhasabiggerdick
#1. Orange top, Purple top, Orange top. Thanks I hate it
Machi4vel
As well as for #2 , 2 differents outfits… what is she doing that her cooking skills require her to change?
Machi4vel
There‘re 2 differents purple tops…
walnutbreath
"You hungry? I'm gonna get dinner started."
Proceeds to start brining turkey legs.
plastikb0y
A weeks worth of moneys worth of turkey legs no less. I assumed it was for some kind of family get-together but I'm sure it's just another influencer's basic food and boobs post for the bascially pleased. Fuck you. Buy Mrs Beatons and a Playboy instead.
walnutbreath
You assume correctly. It's basically the TikTok version of Giada DeLaurentis.
Skawomplious
You're thirsty, too.
SleazyBijou
#3 you can fuck right off if you think you’re you’re passing off ‘hosed’ turkey legs
muliphen
#1 that turkey leg was too evenly cooked to come off a grill, this shit was swapped for an oven roasted leg, likely commercially cooked.
forsteri80
While I'm not saying that isn't possible, indirect cooking on a grill will not yield tangible grill lines and the foil wrap and long cook time could very easily yield that product.
muliphen
Oh I see what happened here, that was a pellet smoker which makes much more sense for the color and even cooking.
justadude41123
I’m suffering from covid, these girls made me cry
Trueshadowspawn
#3 love me some thick thighs
Torvucci
I'm more of a breasts guy, but every piece of chicken is good !
MechaNinja
Dude, if you're only pre-beetus, get your ass in gear. I love eating too, but I'm telling you, crossing that line into actual-beetus sucks fucking balls.
poocolonel3030
Now I'm hungry and horny but still lazy and tired.
Metallica93
These "cooking" videos are the equivalent of me going "Here's how to build a guitar", showing you a bunch of wood glued together, and going "Like and subscribe."
Clayman8
Dont forget the obligatory shot of you using a really bad glue joint and exactly ONE shot of a sanding or cutting motion!
sydneyg8888
Yes, but, how’s your T&A game while you show is the guitar or whatever? That will get the like and subscribe. Ain’t no one there for cooking!
slowshutterspeed
Yeah. That one put fucking radishes on a taco. I get the Italian reaction to breaking spaghetti in half. Something’s are just wrong.
ilovetraveler
Seriously, I want a recipe, otherwise it's just teasing.
manveti
Change clothes and soak turkey legs in really bad iced tea. Place on grill. Change clothes and spray turkey legs with cleaning solvent, then wrap them in foil. Change clothes again. Start cooking some minced garlic in a pan. Add cat food and mirepoix. Add half the world's supply of cumin, then some rice and some chicken stock. Heat to boiling, then cover and dance by the grill. Transfer rice and cat food to a bowl, then top with grilled windex turkey legs.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
#1 I could swear she’s doing some OF stuff. #2 is definitely a private chef who does instagram videos. It’s still not too useful but it is entertaining.
theSoulciologist
To counter: perhaps the recipes are included in the OP (actual OP)'s posts? Or if you have a few weeks of reading time you could look up recipes. We would love to see your cookalongs if you decide to post!
sagejosh0
It’s hard to keep the attention of all the people who just want to see pretty women making food if you go into detail.
AFSamizdat
So?
Metallica93
If you're into low-effort content, do your thing. It baffles me, personally, but thirsty dudes will clearly click on anything.
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MagicToolBox
I'm with you - I do not care one whit how this recipe makes you think of long summers with your Grandparents. I'm here for the recipe. A list of ingredients with qty's, and the process for including them into a meal that I can consume. I may create my own memories and stories with this meal - or not, but I dang sure aint gonna inflict them on the next person.
Metallica93
Your "??" at the start are apt. Who the hell said anything about "...a story about how the earth was created"...? And there's no list, so...
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Metallica93
A fine example of psuedo-intellectualism for my morning chuckle, thanks!
If woodworking is too "obscure" for you, I suggest not dwelling on this too much. Wouldn't want to hurt that head of yours.
stevencloser
THERE WAS NO RECIPE
friendsofsandwiches
Yalls need to do ANYTHING you can to keep from going full diabetic. Trust me on that.
I've been diabetic for over 10 years now. Fucking SUCKS. Have wound on my foot that hasn't been able to properly heal since 21.
Gestalt7
Good news on the horizon
https://www.news-medical.net/news/20250807/Multifunctional-hydrogel-offers-new-hope-for-diabetic-wound-healing.aspx
friendsofsandwiches
So the problem I have, the wound is RIGHT on the ball joint spot on the foot, one of the 3 stepping points. If I could FULLY lay off that, it would heal inside of 6 weeks. I had another would like it on the left foot a few months back, and it healed fine, but it was on the arch. No pressures. THe problem I have, even with padding and post op shoe and scooter, There's still way to much to be done, and I'm the only one here to do it. If I had help, I could lay off it. I'm alone, so...I don't.
friendsofsandwiches
*shrug*
MenloPart
Understand the symptoms of a urinary tract infection and this:
friendsofsandwiches
that's a bingo card for me.
jamesdeanshat
Also your urine tastes sweet. I mean if you really are curious and want to check.
MenloPart
That is how they used to diagnose it.
FadedTouch
#2 looks like she would beat me up, and boy would i let her
QuantumPlonk
Good sparring partner probably
Jonson71
Olivia Tideman, my favorite lesbian.
pvtsquirel
She's a private chef, so yeah she probably would
Minebadger
Is this a tradwife advertisement?
draginator
No, just pretty women making food.
guitar3544
Nah. #4 is Susividal and pretty opposite. She's funny too.
SimSimSimsalabim
Did Ryan finally call her? Or is he still hiding out somewhere in France and needs saving?
Midgarmerc
They all give that vibe, yeah (aside from the chicken nugget and taco one I guess)
arikelrecords2000
I'm not sure why adult chicken nuggets require flicking off the camera a bunch.
Midgarmerc
They're also not chicken nuggets just karaage
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
the first one really feels like it
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
The first one is trying to emulate the "fun" style of the fourth one, but she's completely failing because she's not actually enjoying it, or at least not being all "bubbly and cute". It's okay to just... Quietly enjoy cooking, without having to do a fun little dance.
CheeseB0t
That girl is dead inside
thespaceghetto
Lol nah she's on OF
sipeycup
No idea but for the scientists, the first girl do (on reddit but can't remember the name sadly. Will post if I find it again
sipeycup
@mglaive ftw under the 7th comment, thanks!
sipeycup
That's the insta, reddit is Catkitty21
battery1979
#1 has an onlyfans.
DefPangolin
but no name?
battery1979
Catarinassecretkitty on the gram, then you can find the link to her other page.
Jimthebutler
#1 can she give me my heart back? I think i left it with her.
Detoc
Nope, next video she will prepare some scrumptious offal with it.
mglaive
You might want to google catarinassecret.
Jimthebutler
Thank you, internet source wizard.
Jimthebutler
One hell of a rabbit hole i just went down.
sipeycup
Catkitty21 on reddit
Jimthebutler
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cXA4dG1qeTUyeGM4OGM0bmh2NXgwc3JvazlwNWhvajYyZHhtNDVobiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SRkRWjU2bDN5kE5ifL/200w.webp
mglaive
The question is, do you regret it?
Jimthebutler
It was a nice journey.