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Mar 21, 2022 1:53 PM
MrPhucket
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fartymarty42
RoosterBrewster
You must be this tall to ride Ben’s wife. Sorry Ben maybe next time.
len0k
FatboyRich
Yes, and pathetically pussywhipped
FrisbyArt
Candace Owens is who conservatives and racists refer to when they say “I have black friends.”
flyinghamstick
Shapiro isn't even good at debating, he just talks really fast, steamrolls the opposition and overloads them with info.
ItsCaptain0bvious
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
90% he was fully torqued writing this
LuxVertas
wait... what?
JimboTCB
For a man who hates socialism he sure enjoys being publicly owned.
jimmythehat1
Nice. I’m gonna use that.
DrSchlepenstein
Yes Ben, we still think you're a racist.
BelicoseBravado
Yes
Guidocat
I still dont know who this is...is he a newscaster? Podcaster? I've at least figured out he isn't a politician. I only see him on imgur.
sleepinggreenidea
Pundit & podcaster. He was getting nat'lly published columns calling for the US to commit war crimes in Iraq at age 17.
Hiboredimdad
Id feel bad about bullying this guy,but I've seen him face to face bully so many others that I can't seem to find any sympathy.
Ninjainslippers
He's pushing 40 and debates 20 year olds poorly. Then claims to be a victim. Fuck that guy.
Robohobo541
Ben "my wife's pussy doesn't get wet" Shabibo
dante979
cuckold
TChallaVanDam
Poolboy77
Ben, did you ever stop to think why your wife has a black boyfriend....
PXEVonKossa
This line of insult must have an effect on democrats if they are now mimicking it.
Randomice
Okay, I chuckled.
n0n53n53
Her boyfriend knows what a WAP is
HeroThatWasNeeded
Memory unlocked, he literally threw a fit over this...this guy is pathetic and he makes money for it!
expectnothingstillletdown
Shapiro sucks, but this is disgusting and you should be ashamed of having posted this.
CBadger
Ben Shapiro is a piece of shit, but that doesn't make the comments here less cringe. Open relationships and orientations are not punchlines.
sleepinggreenidea
Not to mention that this doesn't work as a "funny insult", "sick burn", etc. w/o some underlying sexist & racist assumptions.
CBadger
Can we not stoop to the "call everyone a cuck or gay" level that the US right wing has subjected everyone to decades of?
SteveMND
kasdaye
For someone so against socialism, he sure loves being publicly owned.
SteveMND
len0k
chinesemario
Unless you have a black boy friend it doesn't count, good news though your wife probably isn't racist
DuckPlanetKing
I don’t think she is that innocent. If she is married to him she has to at least be a little racist to be able to stand him.
chinesemario
Or incredibly dumb
StewedTomaters
It's possible to have sex with a person and simultaneously hold racist views against people of their ethnic background.
CityYeti
This man has made a book about sex and it gets literally everything wrong. Like how he claims that millennials are the wealthiest generation
CityYeti
works the least, and is having sex the most. All of these claims are false. He also references a study of a girl who ended up being a
CityYeti
fictional character written in a book by a baby boomer
sleepinggreenidea
The funny thing there is that I'm ~90% certain that what happened was he took his book saying all these things about Gen X, and in order to
sleepinggreenidea
be able to reprint it w/o actually re-writing/updating it (yet to still make it seem relevant enough to sell) he just changed GenX to GenY.
sleepinggreenidea
(1st book being Generation Sex, 2nd being Porn Generation. It'd explain why all studies/anecdotes seem to be 10y out of date)
CityYeti
I'm not sure. He points out statistics for Millennials too, but he doesn't list statistics from earlier generations. He's just out of touch
sleepinggreenidea
I'm suspicious. PornGen has a co-author, so they may have updated some numbers. Mind you, GenSex is out of print and I'm willing to do more
sleepinggreenidea
than a casual library catalogue search to locate it (that came back negative) so I can't test my hypothesis. He's out of touch but also lazy
coalminersknuckle
paintingagency
DracoDan
If you don't get it, ask some good ol' boys to explain it to you!
paintingagency
Oh I get it...
polishpanther87
But you have to look for the ones drinking whiskey and rye
alcaray
Their conversation is always so depressing, tho.
ParryLost
I am super uncomfortable with attacking right-wing personalities by implying they are un-masculine, gay, etc. I know the argument is that →
originalcharacterdonotsteal
I agree but in this case I think it's more of a cuck-fetish reference. Still a bit odd but ngl I did chuckle.
ParryLost
I know what fetish this is, yeah, but I guess I think it fits pretty neatly into the "implying they are un-masculine" part of my comment.
ParryLost
→they are the ones most uncomfortable with these things, and sure, that's true, but it still perpetuates these as valid insults. It →
ParryLost
→ultimately backs and reinforces the right-wing narrative, even as it attacks particular right-wingers.
sleepinggreenidea
To be clear, they can't be valid insults if the underlying criticism isn't viewed as valid - which it presumably actually is to the insulter
ParryLost
I think this is a good way of putting it!
waddyaknowjoe
Do you think it's gay that Ben Shapiro holds his pinkie out when he's blowing a dude?
rebelcoil
I thought that was the etiquette
ApologeticGenXer
I don't even do that. I'm usually clutching the butt.
SecondToNine
Are we still insulting people by calling them gay in 2022?
GroovyCrowley
Maybe that is because of conservative dick sizes
AnImgurianformerlyknownasfuzzylogic
No but at least he has etiquette.
icommentwithsteveharvey
Proper blowtiquette
OHGODBEEEES
That’s just good manners
Phyns
No I'm not gay and I do that most times I'm going down on guys. It's just one of those things I guess
Rookvlees
Full-blown homo here. Remember: Shapiro is a world class POS all on his own. There’s no need to resort to limp gay jokes.
amyhadalittlepond
Half blown homo here, but that's what I get for being hung like a donkey
Snapeworts
I think of pinky-out as trying to be fancy. Maybe it's a high class cock?
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Agreed. As another homo, genuine q. how are you not sleepy? When I'm full and blown too, I just want to have a nap.
asimovcascade
His username translates to smoked meat. This guy can withstand a thorough blow.
OHGODBEEEES
Are stiff gay jokes ok?
brownribbon
What about fully erect gay jokes?
Blueb3
Are limp cuckold jokes ok though?
whatmakesushuman
They never were.
WishboneThighs
*insert -found the vegan- joke here*
sleepinggreenidea
Not really. If you look at exactly what's implied in OP, it's both racist & sexist. We can (and should) do better than this shit.
Causeitsmadeofmeat
No, it implies that his wife has a lover and throws it in his face to berate him. He trats this as a virtue. Not racist or sexist
Rookvlees
No, no, those are still solid.
JacksNaggingProcrastination
Only metaphorically
Gayforbae
Only if you're not kinkshaming.
whatmakesushuman
Imgur users pat themselves on the back for not kink shaming. Then forgets all of that if you declare that…
whatmakesushuman
…you’re into your lady fucking other dudes. Compersion. Look it up people, and check your blind spots.
Hereagain
Unless you're into that. In which case, bad boy/girl/nb!
glovelyday
Pathetic how he always drops "my wife's a doctor", as if that magically gives him credibility. Ben, when will you realize she made a mistake
roboticKittenTamer
My state's medical board told me it "does not have the jurisdiction or medical training to review medical decisions" so why would I think →
roboticKittenTamer
←their certification means anything if they don't have the capacity to evaluate if someone is competent. Basically an MD means you paid fees
glovelyday
No.
roboticKittenTamer
I'm glad you know what I was told by the organization that runs my states medical board.
glovelyday
That's what you understood, not what they said. There's a difference. If you'd gotten a state issued professional license you'd know that.
blaghart
Her mistake was believing religion that she shouldn't indulge in her lesbian inclinations and should settle for men who can't make her wet
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
"Look I'm a doctor. I made a 4 computer network at my house. Why do we need to spend so much on IT?" - anecodatally heard at a med mtg
Willowknowsall
Look how many drs pushed nonsensical bs about covid and against the vaccines, the credibility is on a case by case basis now
erotemeeroteme
There was always a subset pushing sham treatments toward desperate, dying people. The desperate, dying people market just got a lot bigger.
Hemispheres
My husband is a doctor. Just because I sleep next to him at night doesn’t mean I wake being able to intubate people or run a central line.
SarcasticComment
Well neither does he. That's work for understaffed nurses.
LetumComplexo
Same energy as “my husband outranks your husband”
darkhalfbreed
"why wife is a doctor" "my dad is a music professor" he just says he knows a professional to make himself look smart
Lucallia
She's a doctor but she's married to him so her credibility is kinda lower than the mariana trench.
GarytheGrammarCactus
I give out medical advise, followed by “trust me, my sister’s a doctor” and laughter.
seitanicverses
Your laughter or theirs?
GarytheGrammarCactus
Also yes.
Bmxtucker
Yes
GarytheGrammarCactus
*advice. Damnit.
Nathanyel
Sounds like you need to sit on yourself as punishment.
GarytheGrammarCactus
Paige, yes.
Nathanyel
That doesn't sound like you take it as a punishment...
BlairT1
Ben Carson is a doctor, he’s a huge idiot too
PballQhead
Dr. Oz is an exceptional cardiologist, and a gibbering idiot in literally every other way.
ChainmailleAddict
Apparently he was a really good doctor, just a bad politician
JesaraB
According to info from 2015-2016 at one point he was sued for malpractice from his surgeries 8 times in 3 years (the average is 1 every 5
JesaraB
years) and every report on his malpractice seems to note that most cases name the hospital not the surgeon, and get settled before they have
JesaraB
to be put in the database. His fame as a surgeon comes from a surgery separating conjoined twins, neither had any quality of
Chronepsis
Ben Carson is a surgeon, they are more like really talented butchers.
madflenser
I mean, that's a bit drastic, no?
Tumescentpie
CurvyCountess
I've worked in marketing small to midsized business. Doctors, business owners, lawyers, it's used to be surprising they could be morons...
Richter12x2
Doesn't sound like it. She still gets to sleep with whoever she wants, and he pays for part of it.
SmellingMistake
Being a doctor doesn't automatically grant credibility. Remember Trump's doctor who believes that illness is caused by demon sperm?
MintMission
I think that was a random doctor on social media, but trump did retweet her
SmellingMistake
He brought her out to make appearances with him.
MintMission
I see, that's insane
SmellingMistake
That kind of thing is not unusual for Trump. What's insane is that people support him.
dwilson0725
Wait.... It isn't?!
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
If ever there was proof that rich people keep buying diplomas for their kids and political allies it shit like this.
TZO2k15
The important question is, when will she?
glovelyday
*did she
TZO2k15
Either my grammar is shit, or she dumped the prick, either way I'm high as a weather balloon in the stratosphere! :D