sharpen your pencil when most of us didn't exist yet

Nov 24, 2023 7:58 PM

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I always like when these antique showcase or restoring videos have them wearing the black nitrile gloves, so it lends a clean, fetishy air to the whole thing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now, pencils are mostly not used.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1904 is a joke.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or you know...a pocket knife works.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It depends on what you're doing. All elementary teachers I know have to sharpen their students' pencils because otherwise, kids will get up to sharpen their pencils when the teacher is in the middle of teaching a lesson. You'll want an electric sharpener after that. When I worked construction, we used utility knives to sharpen our pencils in different ways to suit what materials we were marking. I used to keep 2 construction pencils sharpened differently, 1 for rough work and 1 for finish work.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ninja star one is my favorite.

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My fav is the 1886 version because of the way it throws pencil shaving dust all over the room

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I believe you have my thtapler..”

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're into sharpening pencils, click here for a good time from Stuff Made Here.

https://youtu.be/wh8ij9NnLIQ?feature=shared

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm still irritated that these aren't in chronological order.

2 years ago | Likes 466 Dislikes 1

Came to make the same comment.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a point to it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lol watched it 2x to confirm this. probably the point of doing that.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Haha point

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/wh8ij9NnLIQ?si=qpHQRmOaBtwwgL2H some modern ways to sharpen a pencil

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The urge to shove my fingers into the second one is strong.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2023: Kuru Toga (yeah, pencil geek here)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are all so much better than the crappy pencil sharpeners you find in the grocery store today.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I mean.. are they? A modern pencil sharpener does the same thing for like 3 cents with zero moving parts.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd suspect these weren't cheap in their time. I'd expect fewer people would have the need for them, and they'd be for tasks like drafting, mapmaking, things like that that would need precision sharpening. And one such sharpening instrument would be used by a whole team of artisans.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I was small and five, I found a pencil sharpener alive!
He lay in lonely grasses, Looking for work.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I brought a pencil for him, He ate and ate until all that was
Left was a pile of wood dust. It was the happiest pencil sharpener
I ever had

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

- Spike Milligan

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The modern pencil was invented in 1795 by Nicholas-Jacques Conte, a scientist serving in the army of Napoleon Bonaparte." Somehow, in my head, they're all using quills at that period

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

good point

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew that Napoleon commissioned the research for the canning process, but pencils is a new one on me.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Funny. I was just going to comment that I feel some of these were invented before the pencil.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I had a student in a new class whose father was very wealthy. Unfortunately, the kid had been kicked out of his private school and showed up at our public school. The first day of class he handed me a new pencil and said "How about sharpening this for me." He was smirking at the other students about it. I took the pencil to the sharpener, pushed it in really hard and spun the handle a few times. I handed him back the pencil which was ground down almost to the eraser. He never tried that again.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That one from 1890 looks like the best pencil sharpener ever...that point is magnificent.

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My great grandmother knew how to sharpen a pencil. She was born in 1886.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I could use some of these. The 1950s-era sharpener I have is too big for the maswaks I use to brush my teeth. Maswaks are made from licorice branches, and are about the size and shape of a pencil (but most are a little fatter). Scrubbing my teeth with their sharpened tips removes plaque better that a toothbrush with toothpaste does. I've even had a dental technician tell me I didn't really have to come in for cleanings anymore because my teeth were already so clean.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I only sharpen my pencils with handcrafted Amish lasers.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still not great points.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk why but the one from the 1890's looks more practical than the cheap bladed ones we have now

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The cheap ones of today waste too much of the pencil. The 1890s one looks like it barely takes any material off. And it's such a simple design.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the point?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why you gotta wear gloves just to sharpen a pencil?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like them, but of course they didn't gain the same widespread popularity of the common pencil sharpener. They're much more complex, require maintenance, and idiots would probably find a way to maim themselves.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I like the 1886 best

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drugs

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I mostly remember this one..

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That panasonic was the absolute best electric pencil sharpener ever invented. we used to have one where I worked and I still curse the asshat who lost or stole it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I 'member. 'member these?

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You used that when you wanted to show off your new Jodache Jeans and the highlights in your mullet at school.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I do. Cranked that shit till it took a full pencil down to a nub.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Ah yes, The Knucklebuster 3000.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Those were the BEST pencil sharpeners ever.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both my elementary and high schools used those. They probably still do, because I am younger than the lion king.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a like 60 year old one still mounted to a post down in my parents basement I think.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are you my non-existent sibling?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom has one on the door frame in her pantry.

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