Salamanderamarama

Salamanders are pretty neat. They come in regular Tiger flavor

Eastern Tiger

Western Tiger

Spotted

Spotted (from a different angle)

Blue Spotted

Extremely Handsome And Very Blue Spotted, and also a bunch of other kinds. I love them all without exception.

Even the Hellbender, aka Snot Otter. I didn't make that up. I wish. It wasn't even the name of my band in high school, or my sex tape, both of which were Supposable Thumbs.

Look at that face. They're on the decline so maybe keep your man-hands off them and try to resist kissing them full on the lips, I dare you.

There's also the Chinese giant salamander. From Wikipedia: The giant salamander is known to vocalize, making barking, whining, hissing, or crying sounds.[18] Some of these vocalizations bear a striking resemblance to the crying of a young human child, and as such, it is known in the Chinese language as the "infant fish".
(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_giant_salamander)

So now that's a thing you know.

Here's a handy size chart.

Although they left off this handsome devil: the Japanese giant salamander. Always a bridesmaid. Alas.