Sent this to my brother when I was drunk last night.

Apr 6, 2014 7:45 PM

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Sent this to my brother when I was drunk last night.

Come at me bro.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did you guys fight?

12 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 3

I'm glad to see someone is asking the important questions around here while I'm gone. Gold star goes to xenathewarriorprincesswashot today.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

bitch i might!

12 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

be!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

These things were terrifying, i aint gettin anywhere near one

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

And? Did he fight you?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

how the hell did you mesh the intense creepiness of Furbies, with an almost New Jersey-esque/middle school bully. Mmmmm could it be...Satan?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who lost his car to a brother accident, this is hurtful.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You don't f*ck with Gizmo.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

... That's a Furby... you know that, yes?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Furby. Gizmo. Whatev. Rule of the is don't get either one wet.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im kinda seeing a clean shaven vagina...and two with spiders coming out of them. And that makes me a lil sad...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so did you win?

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12 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Saving for later use

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Favorited for future use

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I would never fight a furby, those little shits are terryfying.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come at me bro

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

this finally put me over the tipping point to create an account

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold my Ice Water with a Lemon Slice Lets do this!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

dat ear curl in the end!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Saving for later

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My spirit animal after to much whiskey

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FurReal

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, their not creepy. Their little Magwai like Gizmo from "Gremlins"!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister had a furby that would go off in the middle of the night. I wanted to fight it.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If I see a Furby I take out it's

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its batteries immediately.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On another post about these things some people said they were active even without them :O backups maybe. I bet so many pants were ruined

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I upvoted you for your username...splendid!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"had"? Did you burn it? I would've burned it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FUCK, I can't believe myself! I just favorited pic of an unidentifiable species that was sent by a drunk person to his brother.

12 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 10

Not real genius.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

How do you not know what that thing is??

12 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

I believe that is a Furby, my good sir. A Furbius sinistrus to be exact.

12 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

Woohoo I'm finally relevant! :D

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

TIL if you google furbius sinistrus absolutely nothing comes up

12 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Plot twist: He's drunk because his brother recently died in a car accident and he can't accept it.

12 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 21

that's really depressing

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Easy Satan...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

WOW you must be swamped with all the invites to parties you get, seeing as you're so fun at them

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's a fucking horrible plot twist .....you suck.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Publicly downvoting this publicly celebrated comment.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Because you find it offensive?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't want to feel that feel.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that is one dark twist! +1

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This thread got dark quickly

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As someone who lost his car to a brother accident, this is hurtful.

12 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Wait a minute...

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I apologize this brought up obviously unpleasant feelings, it was not my intention.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

"His car to a brother accident."

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I was going along with it.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I HAD TO BE SURE.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

After reading carefully: Feels trip aborted!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

U wot m8?

12 years ago | Likes 239 Dislikes 21

OP's sober brother

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In'it bruv

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

u fucking wot? ill bring the boys 'round!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'll smash you're gob

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That sounds so sexual haha

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

u 'avin' a larf?

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

ur 'avin' a giraffe m8!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

wot the fok m8!?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

u dising my family?! u iz wak, m8! il fukin' 'av u!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*star*

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Bahaha but really though...

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Does anyone else see THREE FUCKING PISTACHIOS? COME ON. I KNOW I'M NOT ALONE HERE!

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U r not alone....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see three macaroni shell noodles.

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

I see three pistachios. I don't know about the fucking.

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Vaginas.

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Two hairy vaginas, and one... strange one.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the bottom one is the fucking pistachio I hate. The one you cant fucking open

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fortune cookies........ or vaginas.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see three of something, and I'm not sure what they are right now.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see a Fleshlight and two '70's-style Fleshlights

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I see a fortune cookie.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Turn it sideways

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two pistachios with spiders crawling out of them...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

three vaginas?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought this was a picture of 3 pistachios from the thumb.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You mean fortune cookies?

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I knew I was going to get this response. I FUCKING TOOK THE CHANCE EITHER WAY

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't look like they are doing that...oh! No I don't see 3 pistachios.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can't unsee.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

nope, all I see is a furby.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see two pistachios and an asian vagina.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see three awkward vaginas.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 fortune cookies on carpet.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I see two pistachios and a fleshlight

12 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 2

oh god

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY POCKET PUSSY!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My penis can fit right in ;)

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Furbee: "Feeeeeed meeeee!" Owner: "With pleasure..." *Unzips*

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welp.

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Get out

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 pistachios and a fortune cookie

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Sorry, I don't know what pistachios look like. :(

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I see 3 vaginas, 2 ready for pounding

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