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Mike Wazowski
"After Boo was saved, Sully and Mike realized they no longer required scares for cash, thus forcing Mike into a new line of business; comedy.
As Mike continued his stand-up routine with the children in hopes for laughs, Sully partied and wasted money that he didn't have. The problem is: the world didn't care, it was Sully, a hero and role model. And everyone loves Sully. Everyone but the one living in his shadow.
Mike was tired of it. Tired of lowering himself to telling jokes, only to hurt himself in the process over, and over again. Mike decided to have a talk with Sully about it, but was continuously avoided. Angered, Mike followed Sully one day, only to realize he was headed for the home of Mike's girlfriend, Celia.
Mike rushed home, shocked to find the two talking. His anger got the best of him and he attacked Sully. Out of defense, Sully struck Mike, catching his one-eye. Out of confusion and anger, Mike launched his nimble body into Sully, peircing him with his horns, killing him.
As Sully laid dead on the floor, Celia screamed, stressing that Sully was talking to her about giving Mike his job title--how the whole thing was a surprise for Mike.
Devastated, and now wanted by the Monstropolis Police, Mike ran. He had to go where no one could ever find him, so he travelled to the old Monster's Inc factory. Mike opened one of the Doors, and was transported to Earth to live amongst the humans, banishing himself from Monstropolis.
This is where Mike was broken, and dwelled on the city streets, among those that looked down upon him.
To this day, no one knows what happened to Mike, and no one ever will."
Buzz Lightyear
As Buzz's final moment came before him, he glared into the black abyss, only capturing one last one thing: a promise he made his son:
"I will always protect and watch over you. To infinity and beyond."
Buzz was an all American hero. He worked for the Star Command Army and had been recently promoted to Staff Sgt, leading the young and brave through interstellar wars against the evil alien terrorist, Zurg.
While deep in space, Buzz's ship was pulled into a worm-hole caused by his arch-nemesis Commander Zurg. Buzz tried everything in his power to turn his ship around, but to no avail. At this point, Buzz and his crew only had one option: abandon ship.
As the ship took more damage, the rescue pods began to deplete. Buzz allowed each member to escape as he tried to give them every last minute--until finally, it was too late.
Buzz, and his cruiser, were pulled into the black hole, and was never seen or heard from again. Buzz was announced dead by Star Command and the world mourned for the hero that saved over two hundred lives that day. He would leave behind his beloved wife, daughter and son.
However, Buzz did not die that day. He awoke to find himself still trapped into his own ship. All in tact, and still in his suit, he tried to escape but realized he was imprisoned, bound by wires.
This would be the first day of Buzz's new life, cast away into alternate universe from Zurg's worm-hole, Buzz was no longer the human he once thought he was.
For now Buzz's mind and soul were trapped away into an action figure, and on his way to a birthday party for a young boy named Andy.
Buzz's very own son.
Bert & Ernie
Bert as a marine who left his little brother behind for the Vietnam war. Over the years, Ernie started to turn into a junkie without his brother's guidance, falling into the wrong crowd and dealing/using with the wrong people--thus making some very bad mistakes.
Until Bert returned, leaving one war, only to fight another for his brother.
Cookie Monster
"COOK -
Once a famous baker, Cook unfortunately lost his teeth due to an abusive addiction to cookies. Disfigured and lost, Cook couldn't fight the addiction and began mixing flour and other illegal substances and began snorting it as a quick hit.
Soon after he made product and began slanging on The Streets, bringing in customers from all over.
This was until The Bird found out, and soon would send out a hit on Cook's head. A task that Bert and Ernie would have to take. "
mcp33pants
I skipped over this for several hours because the thumbnail is Fred Durst in space... and he's not asphyxiating
broadwaydancr
The Lightyear one got to me.
weshare
Cool story
LaCross22
I like this. I want more
baronvonawesome
One Blowjob. Two Blowjob. Three Blowjob. Ha! Ha! Ha!
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Wow. Does fucking my childhood count as pedophilia?
MrNames
Only if there a priest (/joke)
Thedragonb0rn
Right in the childhood.
57x28mm
Wow. Buzz looks so much like Shepard.
dancinghippos
These are horrifying..
11II0O0
Wait...Are we pretending Bert and Ernie were "brothers"?
ohtigerlily
I need more, i must have more.
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ohtigerlily
You are quickly becoming my favorite.
kateronium
omg buzz.. thats just a freaking mind fuck..
SlumDunderMifflinaire
TL;DR but the pictures are pretty freakin' awesome.
Hanselhessohotrightnow
More!
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ElGatoBorracho
Thanks for putting that out there :)
LisaMarieSimpsonParkfield
Yeesh. Put these things back where they came from or so help me...
cheesypizza
didn't need to sleep anyway
honeybadgerdontgiveashit
Bert is a bad-ass
Indeego
Whoa...
quickshootmeintheface
This is why I browse user submitted by newest first
TheOneAndOnlyChilifro
This is wonderfully disturbing.
shellshock3d
Come on OP gotta credit whoever made them.
IRejectYourRealityAndSubstituteMyOwn
Let's play find the penis...
stewbeef101
Traumatized
CatFaceFaces
More! Do more!
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CatFaceFaces
Thanks! XD
jacoj21
The Buzz Lightyear story made me tear up more than Toy Story 3 did...
Saikko
Q.Q
Nize426
His suit looks sick too
cheesegetsmehard
Mike Wazowski's package is scarier than anything else. Just knowing he has a package is horrifying.
Texonidas
I love that Bert has a smiley in one eye. And what's going on with Cookie's nose?
EdBegleyJrSavedMyLife
cookaine is a hell of a drug
ElGatoBorracho
Added the stories for ya.
SeventhDaughterOfASeventhDaughter
I imagine that the bridge of Cookie's nose collapsed after years of snorting "illegal substances"....?
revulse
I love these, Dan LuVisi is one of my favorite artists.
ShottyBiondi
I'm glad someone pointed it out. This guy needs credit!
youwantrelevancewellillgiveyourelevancy
Freaking amazing! Andy Lightyear...mind blown.
honey88foru
Initially it reminded me a little of Abrams' Star Trek movie.
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
i lost it there.
kanihaznaiph
it is now so ingrained in the internet culture that andy doesn't have a dad, that pixar will never be able to a prequel for toystory to 1/2
youwantrelevancewellillgiveyourelevancy
True dat true dat true dat. As far as I'm concerned, this is the truth.
kanihaznaiph
include him - the theories are so much better no one will accept any plot they could try to come up with
kmccre3
If you notice there are a lot of clues that Andy's dad is not around. Mind Blown
marvelboy
I read somewhere that it was cause Pixar couldn't be bothered animating that many humans.
youwantrelevancewellillgiveyourelevancy
That's ok. The story has been fixed. Haha
UptownWitch
In TS2 Woody is not for sale because he is a family heirloom. -> Andy's Dad's. Explains so much now!!
lovechildofgarybuseyandnicholascage
That one was neat, but I'd like to point out that wormhole =/= black hole. That bugged me.
youwantrelevancewellillgiveyourelevancy
True. But we know what he meant...and that was a cool conclusion.
lovechildofgarybuseyandnicholascage
Yeah.