Shocking

Jul 28, 2021 12:24 PM

Sauce: https://membernews.org/2021/07/28/report-cdc-admits-people-who-wear-seatbelt-sometimes-still-injured-in-accidents/

funny

satire

humor

When seatbelts started, that was the strong argument at the time.

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Well, there ya have it...we should ban seatbelts /s

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Notice the author's name, Pat Enis...P.Enis?

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Pat Enis? Ehehehe

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Pat Enis

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P. Enis

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In fact, the majority of people injured in car accidents were wearing a seatbelt; wake up sheeple!/s

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WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING FROM US

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You think cars are real? Okay, sheep

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I know I'm late to the party, but really? Nothing about the author's name? Pat Enis. P. Enis. You're slacking Imgur.

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He drives deep to get the hard truth.

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Gotta work hard and dirty to spread that truth?

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Willing to go all in. Whatever it takes.

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The author is Pat Enis... P. ENIS. Wonderful

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Sorry, Mr. Enis. Could you please describe what the swan looks like?

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I say if they won't mask or vaccinate, they SHOULDN'T wear seatbelts and the SHOULD drink and drive really fast on empty roads.

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Seatbelts are made by the government and Bill Gates to control us and kill us! When the revolution comes they won't let you move! /S

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God please stop giving the party of personal responsibility anything that might resemble an abdication from personal responsibility.

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is this Pfizer? (test comment)

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The onion movie

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Haha I'd forgotten about this

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NECKBELTS

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The new republican seatbelt

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Why is the CDC, an American institution telling us about this when it is clearly not an American car? I'll tell you why! FAKE NEWS! /s

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Basically, the absurdity of the idea that preventive measures are only worth it if they're 100% effective

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They also reported that un-seatbelted occupants may cause injury to other occupants of the vehicle even when those individuals are belted in

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Seatbelts are not a good analogy since it endangers only the driver... drunk driving is more apt since it endangers others

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Not really, though. Someone unrestrained in a crash becomes a prospective projectile and endangers everyone. Drunk driving IS more dangerous

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, but refusing to wear a seat belt absolutely puts others at risk, too.

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Uh, you do realize there are tons of people out there that hate seatbelts and only wear them out of spite?

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I love how motorcycle helmets are still optional in some states...

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We have a tradition in my house. I see someone not wearing a helmet ask my kids "What's that?" They say "an idiot" good times

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sEaTbElTs DoN't WoRk!

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"A gentleman on TikTok said from his truck, for some reason"

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Wow. COVID must cause pixel loss too! I saw this a little over a year ago and it was clearer.

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I want you to know, I love this meme.

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And they gotta say it in their truck because they don't want their neighbors or coworkers to hear their bigoted ass

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? if you're racist and you're fired its your fault .???

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Yeah, when did that become a thing? Are they too embarrassed to spout their BS in the company of peers?

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I AM AN EAGLE WEARING A HAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

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Most of them loooove tactical sunglasses, which by default make them bad asses/spec ops operators and well versed in ANY topic.

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Do the sunglasses protect you from something?

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Thinking.

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Legend says they protect your eyes from bright sunlight

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They allow you to asses the threat with an ocular patdown and clear the room of any threats using karate

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Why is the selfie always inside the car? And why always with sunglasses??

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Because sunglasses are cool. And they would like you to notice that they are cool and awesome people who know what they're talking about.

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Bored in traffic? Waiting for wife to get done in Target? Waiting to get through Starbucks drive thru? Add your reasons...

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They know that shit won't fly with their significant other.

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"Gotta hide from the wife to act like what I think a man should act like before I go inside and do laundry"

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"I crashed into a wall at 70mph while wearing a seatbelt and I broke my collarbone. Seatbelts are dangerous, I'm never using one again!"

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I heard that my cousin's uncle's roommate's dog's groomer got a seatbelt wrapped around their neck and choked to death. No way I'm using one

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My stepmother's third cousins sister heard from a homeless windshield wiper man that his nephew was in an accident wearing a seatbelt,

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he survived but suffered a slight abrasion in his pectoral area, now I ain't wearing a seatbelt under any circumstance!

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No way dude... my ex wife's boyfriend's kid's teacher's postman must have the same dog groomer!

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My friend's cousin's neighbour's dog's dogsitter once died in an accident, because he seatbelt got stuck in the ejection seat mechanism.

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Seatbelts are deadly to anyone thrice removed or closer to interacting with a dog, we should sue auto manufacturers for installing them.

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Is it sad that I actually thought this was real for a moment? What the hell has this world come to?

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Well, there are crashes where it's better not to wear a seatbelt. Not because you'll survive; you'll die either way. Just makes the 1/

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cleanup easier by concentrating your corpse in one location. 2/2

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Ha true

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good read. sadly it'll be too subtle for the idiots....

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About as subtle as a sledgehammer. No need to act superior because you get it and some imaginary strawman doesn't.

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This not a good read! It's awfully one sided, that Gunn guy is completely misinformed and literally a modern day Goebbels. /s

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He does seem to have an agenda

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Never mind too subtle. I bet a sizable chunk of anti-maskers already unironically make exactly those "arguments" against seatbelt mandates.

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Yea those dummies will never learn. Anyway I'm glad we can all agree now that seatbelts are the devil's placebo

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Hahaha! You think they can read?!?

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FAR too subtle, sadly.

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In fact, I worry that people with IQs in triple digits don't realise how stupid people can be n might cause more harm than good.

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Probably they’ll stop wearing seatbelts

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Bold of you to assume they were wearing them before.

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I'm torn between wether this is good or bad news.

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Incorrect. I'm an idiot and it wasn't too subtle for me. Therefore, I will not be taking any vaccines, good day sir /s

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It’s probably best they don’t read this. The anti-vaxx shit is exhausting, don’t need anti-belt now too.

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Poe's Law.

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Sadly, i already know people who refuse to wear seatbelts because, "freedom..."

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I've personally heard the "but what if the car lights on fire and you can't unbuckle?" argument way too many times.

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Freedom to fly.. fly gloriously through that windshield you special eagle!!

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All we can do is laugh my friend

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We can also cry, don't forget about that

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And watch preventable deaths in car accidents continue to occur *

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reminds me of a post about a death at an anti motorbike helmet march...that could have been prevented by an helmet...

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*whoa*

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In the 70s and 80s people railed against seatbelts with exactly this argument "one time one dude waa injured by a seatbelt, I will never

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Yeah, actual people said they would rather be unbelted so they could be thrown free of any crash. But the idiocy traveled more slowly then.

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I had a teacher whose friend was thrown from a car in the 80s... landing on her face. She had been a model.

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At least it saved her baby.

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It might have saved her windshield, too! There also was a model who was saved by a helmet face guard she didn't want to wear. Lucky

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wear one despite how many thousands of lives saved and major injuries turned into minor ones." Its like listening to 2nd graders argue.

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The helmet arguments are more similar to modern day vacciene ones. "Nuh-unh, gubmint aint gonna tell me whatta do!"

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When the British army switched to steel helmets in 1917, head injuries shot up. Not because the soldiers were exposing their heads 1/

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Can't wait for the idiots to argue that the COVID deaths are helping decrease cancer rates because people aren't living as long

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There's been a scary backlog in cancer cases because of screening missed during the pandemic, though. Next few years gonna be tough.

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That's true. Everyone who hasn't contracted COVID is still suffering from the major delays in medical care.

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Frontal airbags increased ankle injuries.Turns out you don't normally record ankle injuries when someone is killed by head trauma in a crash

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When you increase the number of cops by 1000% in a poor neighborhood arrests go up, and its commonly cited as to why cops r fine

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Studies find that when you multiply the number of hammers tenfold while not providing other tools, many objects are treated as nails.

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I'm reminded of Dr. Horrible: "Hammer meet nail"?

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any more than before, but because people who used to die of head injuries were saved by the steel helmets. 2/

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Although this is true, there's also some evidence that people *do* take more risks when they have safety equipment than when they don't.

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I just heard about this -the Pelzman effect! Something about football players making head-on collisions because helmets make them feel safe.

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So you're telling me helmets aren't 100% effective against bullets, incoming artillery, or thermonuclear devices? GET RID OF THOSE TOO!!!11!

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Grimly, this was very nearly the conclusion of some of the brass.

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Survivor bias?

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Yeah. Someone wanted to get rid of the helmets until someone pointed out that the death rate was WAAAY down.

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Textbook example.

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Hehe... Literally

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I think the title of the article is misleading - the data didn't give the wrong solution, misinterpretating the data gave the wrong solution

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Was just thinking of this example.

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These were the planes that returned. Where do you add armor?

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Smart cookie

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Everywhere without a red dot.

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I know this is sarcasm, but I have absolutely met several people who feel this way. When I was a teen I knew someone whose mom >>>

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I mean, I wear a seat belt, but, hear me out... Shouldn't informed adults be able to make their own decisions, providing they don't...

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...risk anyone else's freedom or safety?

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I get your point. I also see how community systems get stressed and kids are endangered when people make dumb choices. Covid, cigarettes....

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I'm all for mandates when dipshit anti-vaxxers are putting other people at risk, and definitely in favor of seat belt mandates for minors.

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I only take issue when the government tries to restrict personal freedoms for adults, even if it's the freedom to put yourself in danger.

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told him it was a “personal decision,” as it could also risk his life to wear it, and he could make up his own mind when he started driving.

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Same. The owner of the local market where I grew up got into an accident and someone made up that if he had been wearing his seatbelt 1/

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He would have died and then on all the idiots told people seatbelts kill. My family couldn’t believe how utterly dumb they were.

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Had this argument recently too... naturally none of them had worked around EMS or healthcare.

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My mother was like that when we were kids until she saw a partial degloving. Now she's like this with masks, so she might just be stupid.

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Nothing is real unless she personally witnesses it. It's an issue of almost non-sapience that some exhibit.

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